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OK tell what you really want....not that altruistic peace on earth stuff, but what would you really like to find under your tree if you are going to be a greedhead!!
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An Arabian horse, I always wanted one.

With everything that goes with it, a nice ranch in Montana, fields to roam in, and a nice house for my family to live in, so we can take good care of the horsie.

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Chonsi, I've had a few of those horsies; they're wonderful companions but can be a little iffy to ride--lol...not to tread on your dream or anything..it's a fabulous dream, almost exactly like my own!

So as far as presents under the tree, total greedheadedness, let's just go for money, the big items, a gem, some precious metals, a gift certificate to a spa, anything and everything I've never gotten, never hope to get..Yeeha, baby!
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this is for you Chonsi...i will grant

all the wishes here!!
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flopstock wrote: hadn't hardly occurred to me until i read the end of your post...yep 3 days and the key to the door and i'd unwrap our little turtle guy....greydeadhead:sneaky:



Hey! Don't go giving me looks! I didn't ask the question, you did sister...:wah:better get some skis girl! just let me visit your killington condo!
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lady cop wrote: OK tell what you really want....not that altruistic peace on earth stuff, but what would you really like to find under your tree if you are going to be a greedhead!!


How about a fashion make over with no dollar limit...............
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Oh, a beautiful horse! Thanks LC!:)
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Oh well... your granting wishes, are you?! :D

I'd like to see a living Wooly Mammoth, then... :wah:


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lady cop wrote: OK tell what you really want....not that altruistic peace on earth stuff, but what would you really like to find under your tree if you are going to be a greedhead!!


My own cottage with a garden that surrounds it......an orchard one side and a small wood the other....a stream running at the bottom of the garden......california climate 'tweeked' to give us a bit more rain......bliiiissss.
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Well if i'm going to be Greydeadhead i'll have a pair of ski's & snow, lots of it. :D
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Nick Ortiz -- Playgirl's Jan. 2006 calendar guy -- with a huge red bow and nothing else! Every morning I see his handsome face and his muscular upper body. He's hanging on my refrigerator now until February. Then it's time to turn the page ;)
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I'd like peace on Earth!! Or is that asking too much for ya LC?? :confused:
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OK everybody gets their wish! the wooley mammoth is living in the woods near me, i will have to flush him out...SJ you get a whole new wardrobe with no price limit, Bez we shall both have rose-covered cottages in the cotswolds! Valerie100 where should the bow be placed? :lips: Abbey you don't ski! (do you?) you get a cute getaway home in wales surrounded by thousands of sheep, and Chris you get john lennon singing "so this is christmas, give peace a chance". and jewels...Nutherday wanted jewels.... you get the hope diamond!
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Killington Ski Resort .. alll to myself for one whole day. No downstaters allowed... damn would that be nice.. no riding and having to look over a shoulder before turning.... woooohoooooooooooooooo
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you got it Grey...my old trails! ------------- :cool:
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And what about you LC?

What do you want for christmas?



(I'm guessing the plane landing in florida and not Australia! ;) )
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abbey wrote: And what about you LC?

What do you want for christmas?



(I'm guessing the plane landing in florida and not Australia! ;) )to be in England for Christmas :yh_love ...and the new year :yh_sigh
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lady cop wrote: to be in England for Christmas :yh_love ...and the new year :yh_sigh


Are you going to be in England for Christmas, LC?
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theia wrote: Are you going to be in England for Christmas, LC?only in my heart
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lady cop wrote: only in my heart


:yh_sad Oh, that sounded so poignant...I wish it for you anyway...
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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lady cop wrote: only in my heart


come along with me in May hehehehe

ahhh my pure greedy wish.... a lovely little island to call my own in the queen charlottes
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lady cop wrote: how's this Minks? enjoy! :-6


oooolalala now that is looking a lot like paradise hmmmm would it be greedy of me to ask for a hot pool boy
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i had to delete my post it was HUGE...working on your wish Far....
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shoes, lots and lots of shoes. And some boots, lots and lots of boots. And a pony.
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all the shoes you want are yours...still working on the pony :) ......... Dior at Neiman Marcus

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OK Far...here's your MREs, shall i drop you into france?? :wah:

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Far Rider wrote: Anything I want?



Really?



I want:



To be HALO'd into a location of my choice, fully armed, five day supply of ammo, a re-supply of food after three days, I want to be left alone, no target restriction, no rules of engagement, amnesty and no guilt after.



If I survive, I don't want anyone to mention it ever, oh, AND one bottle of everclear, one glass, a buffalo steak dinner with all the trimmins.



It'l be my one step towards world peace.:D
I would like to contribute to fulfilling this wish in any way I can, as long as I can request one thing: one of your "targets" is Bin Laden and you bring me his left testicle and his beard. Deal?
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


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If selfishly i can have any wish to be granted and have it under a xmas tree would be financial freedom... i would like to live in my own home with my son... have a nice balinese style tropical garden, a swimming pool with a thatched roof... the interior to be lazy... open planned nice wood... a car that is new.. the best private schools for my child, a yearly vacation for us to discover new places in the world and a chance at the better life...i want to be able to meet someone to spend the rest of my days in... someone intelligent... someone that can accept that i have a past that i do have a child on my own and someone that can love and adore me as much as i love and adore them... i want to have the chance to have another child.... a chance at motherhood again... i just want the stereotypical man wife children and happy home!! lol...



oh i think im posting in the wrong area... we are talking about what we want for christmas right??? :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:
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