Saturday Night Live

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:28 pm

Whom was your favorite SNL cast member & what was your favorite character ?

I loved Phil Hartman & the anal retentive chef character he created. Im fairly anal about being clean so this really cracked me up. He had a cooking show but he never actually cooked anything because he kept getting sidetracked folding and stapling the trash or some cleaning ritual. What a waste hes gone !

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:33 pm

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:36 pm

I'm going to show my age here - I worked at the TV station during the Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Jane you ignorant slut, the coneheads era of SNL. We used to take the show and cut it to fit our late sense of humor.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:38 pm

BEST BIT EVER!!! steve martin as tutenkamen! funniest damn thing i ever saw! ..................... :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:38 pm

Its still some of SNL's best work walleye.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:39 pm

lady cop wrote: BEST BIT EVER!!! steve martin as tutenkamen! funniest damn thing i ever saw! ..................... :yh_rotfl

How could I forget that ? It was a good song too ! King Tut ba ba bum

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:45 pm

Nomad wrote: How could I forget that ? It was a good song too ! King Tut ba ba bum

We did great bits on the King Tut at 3 am as well as the Steve and Dan "Wild and Groovy Guys".

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:51 pm

Woman #1.....Gilda Radner

Land Shark.....Chevy Chase

Matt Hooper.....John Belushi

Sheriff.....Dan Aykroyd

Woman #2.....Laraine Newman

Woman #3.....Jane Curtin

Woman #4.....Candice Bergen

Jehovah's Witness.....Garrett Morris

[ Music: Jaws Theme ]

[ open on interior, apartment ]

[ doorbell sounds ]

Woman #1: [ moves to chain-locked door ] Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Ramilarghh??

Woman #1: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber..

Woman #1: Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Telegram.

Woman #1: Oh. Telegram. Just a moment.

[ unlocks door, and opens it. The head of the shark appears, grabbing her arm and pulling her into the hallway as she screams. ]

[ SUPER: Jaws II ]

[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff and Matt Hooper looking over a three-foot long metal tub covered with a white cloth ]

Matt Hooper: [ looks under cloth and winces ] Oh, my God!

Sheriff: What was it?

Matt Hooper: Land shark. The cleverest species of them all.

Sheriff:

[ dissolve to Woman #2 in her apartment ]

[ Music: "Jaws Theme ]

[ a knock at the door ]

Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??

Woman #2: Who?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??

Woman #2: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.

Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..

Woman #2: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.

Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..

[ she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway ]

[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Matt Hooper lifts up cloth napkin covering plate, then winces and looks away ]

Sheriff: What is it?

Matt Hooper: Egg salad again. [ removes sandwich from under napkin, and takes a bite ]

[ dissolve to Woman #3 in her apartment, Woman #2 putting on make-up to go out ]

[ door buzzes ]

Woman #3: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Land Shark.

Woman #3: [ laughing ] Oh, Walter!

[ she opens door laughing, but is attacked and dragged into the hall by the Land Shark ]

[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff on phone looking horrified into another rtub covered with cloth ]

Sheriff: [ on phone ] Hello, Walter. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. First, the good news. There's a party tonight at my house. Now, the bad news: you'll be coming stag. Goodbye, Walter..

[ dissolve to Woman #4 in apartment, listening to the radio ]

Radio: ...considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Miami's Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or punch the predator in the Nose. Now for the weather..

Woman #4: [ turns off radio, as the doorbell rings ] Who is it?

Muffled Voice: Sorry to disturb you, ma'am. I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses, and thought you might be interested in a copy of our journal, "The Watchtower".

Woman #4: [ grabs a mallet and inches towards the door ] Why, I'd be very interested..

Muffled Voice: Would you mind opening the door, ma'am?

Woman #4: Certainly.

[ she unlocks the door a crack, and reaches out with the mallet to strike the Land Shark's head. Instead of the shark, a Jehovah's Witness stumbles into the apartment and drops onto the floor in front of her. ]

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:54 pm

Dang there are so many good ones...:wah:

John B, Dan A, E. Murphy, Rosanna Danna "Gilda Radner"... Loved her.. C. Chase, J. Curtain.. Phil Hartman was excellent also.. D. Farley, Mike Myers, Billy Crystal "Fernando, Norm McDonald, Dana Carvey, Collin Quin, Dennis Miller, Bill Murray,Steve Martin, Martin Short.... and list goes on...:wah: :wah: It has always been the go to show for up and coming comedians.. of both sexes..!!

Love whats his name(Will Ferrel), and whats her name who were the CHEERLEADERS..

and "Mary Margaret: and Disgusting "PAT"

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:23 am

I would have to say Mike Myers. I think that I met him once, too, and if it was him, he's an absolute sweetheart!

One night about nine or ten years ago, I was coming out of a K-Mart in Philadelphia, PA. This K-Mart was right on a major route in the City, Roosevelt Boulevard, which can also be used to get to the airport and whatnot.

Anyway, I was very tired, and my shopping cart was full. I was coming out of the store with my back to the doors -- you know, tiredly pushing the doors open with my back while I was wheeling the full cart out.

Someone grabbed the door off of my back and held it open for me. I turned and said, "Oh, thank you." A man smiled at me and said, "You're welcome."

When I was walking away, I thought "Wait a minute. That looked like that actor from Austin Powers" (Mike Myers; Austin Powers was a newer movie then). To this day, I swear that it was Mike Myers that took the door off of my back and held it open for me like that.

My all time favorite SNL sketches were John Bulushi's Samari skits. They were hysterical.

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:34 am

Any of the original "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" ... very few since then have had the talent to pull of skits like they did. They were original and ground breaking..