Free Male Enhancement!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:37 am

oh good god.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:50 am

SnoozeControl wrote: http://abbys-sexual-health.com/male-enhancement.php

Is our filthy little mind wandering sneezer ? :-4

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:30 am

It's a scary thought why they're doing it for free.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:00 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Last edited by SnoozeControl : Today at 09:16 AM. Reason: supposed to've been a joke, but no one laughed *grumble*:-5

Ok where is it?

Couldn't be as bad as LC's Mrs. Clause glamour shot.........

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:10 am

OK - this will probably get deleted but here is my story of male enhancement.

Many, many years ago I was married to an African American man (and YES, this is relavent to the story as you will see shortly) that thought he needed some male enhancement.

So, he purchased something he saw in one of his porno magazines to the tune of close to $40. Then he waited impatiently by the mailbox.

What he recieved was a large white condom with a styrofoam head at the top of it.

I thought I had never laughed so hard in my life. I also told him there was no way he was coming near me with it on.

A week later, it found it's way into the trash can. Later that evening, I heard a ruckus in the kitchen to investigate and found my pair of 3 month old kittens batting it around like it was the best cat toy in the world! That was when I laughed harder then I had ever laughed before!

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:54 pm

Probably the best use for it! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:56 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh for pete's sake! LC said she was bored and wanted some spam to delete... so here it is.:rolleyes:sorry, i had to leave the building for a few hours.

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:05 pm

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm :sneaky:

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:17 pm

LOL, there's a bunch of sayings like that... something like "its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean."

Sayings that were probably all thought of by men with eeehhhh... weaker handshakes

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:19 pm

BTS wrote: Ok where is it?

Couldn't be as bad as LC's Mrs. Clause glamour shot.........oh you mean this

Attached files

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:22 pm

nice! But next time you put my picture up, do you mind giving me a little warning?:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:28 pm

booradley wrote: nice! But next time you put my picture up, do you mind giving me a little warning?:wah:what? you want royalties? :rolleyes:

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm

uh-uh...just a few minutes to put me lippy on and turn the web-cam on:p

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:37 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: :-5

What the.....snooze, are you loosing it or what? Are you offering yourself for this enhancement? :yh_shame

Cuz, I sure don't see anything you posted!

:yh_rotfl

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:23 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Jeez, no one ever notices my edit notes!

Last edited by SnoozeControl : Today at 09:16 AM. Reason: supposed to've been a joke, but no one laughed *grumble*

I Did I did

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:19 pm

gawd, that kid's emaciated!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:28 pm

Far Rider wrote: I imagine you more like this?

Now that's what causes natural male enhancement! :yh_drool

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:33 pm

She can't hold a candle to Ashley Judd, though.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:40 pm

You can tell the men from the boys by the size of their toys!