Sex?? Where do I sign up?

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:13 pm

flopstock wrote: I'm not talkin the 'It's Tuesday, better shave my legs' sex here.. I'm talkin 'he's walkin by in a towel after the shower, how quick can I get it off him' sex...lol

I don't think it's any secret that I thoroughly enjoy sex. At pretty much any given moment I can be had...heheheh. Doesn't matter if we are fighting or not ...I love it. And I refuse to apologise for that. Or pretend I don't...anymore then I would pretend I don't love eatting..

So, where does it go? That sense of sexuality? Animal lust...Doesn't most everyone feel like that at the beginning of a relationship? What happens that turns the desire to jump the partner into a desire for an extra hour or so of sleep. Why do we suddenly 'care' that we might need to jump in the shower again and be late for work, when we didn't used to care at all... Remember when your SO couldn't walk through the room without you making a grab for some body part? Where did that go? When did you decide to just sit and finish what you were doing?

What was it that made you stop feeling drop dead 'hot' and desireable? And I don't mean something physical, like weight gain, surgery, or illness.. because trust me folks..this girl is no beauty queen..no illusions about that..but I still love it and I still get 'hot' just thinking about 'things' . And i know folks in here that have had illness hit them...but they know they are 'hot' to their SO.

I can't imagine ever feeling that 'i can't be bothered with that right now' or 'I'm just to old for it'... if you knew some of the nasty thoughts I have about married guys who are being shutdown routinely...that i act out with my own guy...yikes! Because I look at men my age and older everyday and and think YUM. Sometimes..YUM YUM...lol

Why doesn't everyone still look at each other like that?

well I'd love to be all "sensual" but the kids have got sex radar:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:15 pm

and don't forget......

Annie Mouse · Post by **Annie Mouse** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:16 pm

Over the head works better

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:16 pm

lady cop wrote: and don't forget......

Now LC...are you telling secrets? :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:23 pm

Bloody police women, their worse than nuns!

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:26 pm

lady cop wrote: and don't forget......

LC...how do you handcuff someone who's only got one arm, only I've got a friend who was born with one good 'un and the other one stops at her elbow?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:36 pm

booradley wrote: LC...how do you handcuff someone who's only got one arm, only I've got a friend who was born with one good 'un and the other one stops at her elbow?one cuff to person, one cuff to stationary object. voila!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:37 pm

Galbally wrote: Bloody police women, their worse than nuns!but much more entertaining!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:39 pm

Far Rider wrote: oh. oh my, oh my,

um uh yeah, uhhuh...

there is no way Vicky Mae is getting on here to see this thread...

Why not - you're pregnant aren't you?

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:43 pm

I don't know, lots of men like the challenge of the virtuous. Of course, most nuns now are in their seventies which might put them off just a tad.

nunning is just not a career choice anymore. Except possibly for my daughters:rolleyes:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:57 pm

one can be sexual AND virtuous. if you mean virginal, well up until a certain age yes. my dad kept me locked in my room until i was 30. :rolleyes: ...but a woman in love and faithful IS virtuous.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:51 pm

Bummer i thought we were signing up for SEX...!! miss out again.. :-5 :-5

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:19 pm

You girl......

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:20 pm

Vicky Mae wrote: Thank you! He'll get me back, he always does! Maybe he'll pay me back in the bedroom! LOL!

oooo Mz V he is going to be blushing when he reads what you posted hehehehehe looks good on him hehehehe

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:41 am

Hey Farlie l get the impression your Vicki Mae needs no encouragement hehehe

You go girl

It took me so long to read this thread, but it was so interesting...

There are many views on here similar to my own.

Ive been with Mr v for 6 and a half years now and he still makes me weak in hte knees... If he sneaks up behind me whilst lm doing the dishes and plants little kisses and nibbles on my neck, lm done for..no good, step away from the sink as things will only get broken...:-4

When the kids are away the adults will play.......

and we play all over the house :sneaky:

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:16 am

I've got to share this story about my cousin. It's hysterical. Names have been omitted to protect the not-so-innocent.

My 28-year-old cousin and her husband went out drinking one night on their date night and got really drunk. By the end of the night, they were home in their bedroom, were getting kinky and decided to get the handcuffs out. So my cousin's husband handcuffed her to the bed, you know, both hands cuffed to the headboard.

Things were about to start heating up even more when all of a sudden her husband just stopped moving. She was yelling at him, and he would not move. He was so drunk that he passed out on top of her. She was stuck there all night, handcuffed to the headboard with her drunk and passed out husband on top of her.

Is that a riot or what? :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:37 am

Valerie100 wrote:

Things were about to start heating up even more when all of a sudden her husband just stopped moving. She was yelling at him, and he would not move. He was so drunk that he passed out on top of her. She was stuck there all night, handcuffed to the headboard with her drunk and passed out husband on top of her.

Is that a riot or what? :wah:in all honesty i don't think it's funny, it's one of the dangers of bondage, there has to be a signal to one's partner that they need to be released IMMEDIATELY .

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:12 am

As a police officer, I guess you would see it differently.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:44 am

Valerie100 wrote: As a police officer, I guess you would see it differently.yeah..like dead people. i have cut down bondage victims who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. people die in their own vomit or have heart attacks in the circumstances you describe. not meaning to be a killjoy, but it is serious when you tie someone up.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:53 am

I understand. That would take the humor out of it.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:42 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Stephen King wrote a book with that premise, only the husband died, a wild dog came in and started eating him, and later, some psycho killer kept flitting into the storyline... all while she's handcuffed to the bed. So see? You just never know what could happen.well that happens every day!...i was at a scene once, guy in motel room, was electrocuted by vibrator...i thought i'd die laughing. god, cops are numb.

Annie Mouse · Post by **Annie Mouse** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:02 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Stephen King wrote a book with that premise, only the husband died, a wild dog came in and started eating him, and later, some psycho killer kept flitting into the storyline... all while she's handcuffed to the bed. So see? You just never know what could happen.

'Gerald's Game' - which ties in with 'Dolores Claiborne'. One of his "real" monster books, which I think are more frightening than the vamps, weres, and aliens.

pina · Post by **pina** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:28 pm

A few years ago I was waiting in A & E with a cracked bone in my ankle, the guy sitting next to me had been waiting for about two hours before I got there. We chatted for a while then my name was called out before this his.

When I came back through with my leg all strapped up he was still sitting there so I went over and asked if he was ok. He said that people were called up in order of how serious there problems were, so I asked what was his problem.

I laughed all the way home, he had a bottle stuck on his penis. :wah: :wah:

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:59 pm

Yes, I was in a hospital emergency room once, and I saw two kids brought in with their braces locked together. They were rushed right in. Love hurts :-5

Annie Mouse · Post by **Annie Mouse** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:44 am

Valerie100 wrote: Yes, I was in a hospital emergency room once, and I saw two kids brought in with their braces locked together. They were rushed right in. Love hurts :-5

You just reminded me of that scene in 'The Sweetest Thing' where Selma Blair gets, um, 'caught' on her boyfriend's piercing