for Valerie~another blonde joke!

[lady cop]

:wah: Three blondes were applying for the last available position

on the Texas Highway Patrol.



The detective conducting the interview looked at the three

of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"



The blondes all nodded.



The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled

out a file folder.



Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a

picture, and said,"To be a detective, you have to be able

to detect. You must be able to notice things such as

distinguishing features and oddities such as scars,

etc."



So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde

and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did

you notice any distinguishing features about the man?"



The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only

one eye."



The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has

only one eye in this ! picture! It's a profile of his face!" "You're

dismissed!"



The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.



The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the

photo in her face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said,

"What about you?



Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"



"Yes! He only has one ear!



The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed,

"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is

a profile of the man's face!



Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"



The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.



The detective turned his attention to the third and last

blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....

He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds

and withdrew it, saying, "All right, Did you notice

anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"



The blonde said! , "I did. This man wears contact lenses."



The detective frowned, took another look at the picture

and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.



He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled __expression

and said, "You're absolutely right!



His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could

you tell that by looking at this picture?"



The blonde rolled her eyes and said,



"DUH ! ! ! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly

can't wear glasses!"

[OpenMind]

:wah: Nice one LC. That'll go the rounds.

[lady cop]

OpenMind wrote: :wah: Nice one LC. That'll go the rounds.i get all the silly cop jokes emailed to me. :rolleyes:

[OpenMind]

Ahhaha. Privilege of position, eh. Well, at least you share 'em with us.

[valerie]

Thank you very much!!



(Sure glad there's other smart girls out there like moi!)



;) :p

[Valerie100]

Good one, LC! :wah: