Christmas Invitation

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:37 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: *Snooze begins to wonder if she's invisible**bump*

Ouch!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:39 pm

Far Rider wrote: your tryin to get me introuble with the ladies arent ya gomad!

I do not hit girls! ok so you have nothin to worry about!:wah:

Hey keep it up and Ill Nomad ya.....no one wants that.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:41 pm

Doodle on window pane run amok................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:44 pm

Hey Snooze, if my old eyes figured it out, it was ok...................

*tripping over invisible foot*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:44 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: No worries, I went back to my post and made the font really big so I'm not overlooked. I realize you all are probably ignoring that post because it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.

it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.

Your making big strides sneezer, thats the 1st step, atta girl !

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:04 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: No worries, I went back to my post and made the font really big so I'm not overlooked. I realize you all are probably ignoring that post because it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.That's my girl! Refusing to acknowledge a problem is the first step to ... :-2 no, wait.....

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:51 am

Accountable wrote: Okay, but don't breathe on the window and make little fog doodles like last time.

and if his tongue getst stuck to the metal post again, I will leave him there, I would hope he had learned from last time.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:56 am

I'll be there dancing with jing-tinglers tied to my heels.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:01 am

Jives wrote: I'll be there dancing with jing-tinglers tied to my heels.

oooo could I pass you my dance card and have one dance with you

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:03 am

I will be there but will someone dance with me?? My husband dont dance! Only the slow dances!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:12 am

Now, what for eats, Minks? Should we all bring our favorite dishes of goodies along for the party?

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:45 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Now, what for eats, Minks? Should we all bring our favorite dishes of goodies along for the party?

Oh Chonsi that is a wonderful idea, yes everyone please bring your favoirite food and NOMAD if you do grace us with your presence please NO LIVER!!!

santa · Post by **santa** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:38 pm

Looking forward to seeing everyone at the party..........................

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:57 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: Yay.. I can't wait.. Do ya like the dress I am going to wear or should I choose another.. :-3

no hunny that one looks lovely

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:18 pm

santa wrote: Looking forward to seeing everyone at the party..........................

Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:20 pm

Nomad wrote: Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?

hey now how do you know Santy ain't got a cute one and we may all like his rear.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:21 pm

Nomad wrote: Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?

No, but we can photocopy yours for you, see if we can locate that expiry date!!

:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:34 pm

I bet he gets drunk and knocks the tree over starting a fire. Bet he stuffs all the ham down his get up too !

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:29 pm

*pssst*

Don't photocopy Nomad's ass. He'll see the Made in Taiwan stamp. He doesn't know. :-3

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:28 pm

*closing eyes when looking at Nomad from behind*

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:20 am

i'm wearing this, floor length:yh_flower :yh_flower :yh_flower

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:37 am

I'm shinning my shoes now, & getting a new RED Tie to go with the RED suit!

And I'll bring the BEER!!!

Attached files

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:45 am

i like this for Bothwell.

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:23 am

lady cop wrote: i like this for Bothwell.

I'll take whats in it.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:25 am

cars wrote: I'm shinning my shoes now, & getting a new RED Tie to go with the RED suit!

And I'll bring the BEER!!!

Excellent Cars is on Beer Duty splendid

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:13 pm

I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:27 pm

ELF wrote: I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

only if yoiu stay sober and leave skittles alone.

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:34 pm

Need A Date for the Party

Looking for the Elfette of My dreams

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:36 pm

ELF wrote: Need A Date for the Party

Looking for the Elfette of My dreams

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

Haven't seen one lately elfer.

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:38 pm

*sniff*

Back to the schnapps then................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:39 pm

ELF wrote: *sniff*

Back to the schnapps then................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
Have you tried the personals?

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:44 pm

Oh, such a good idea!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:46 pm

ELF wrote: Oh, such a good idea!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
I'm sure the gang here will be happy to help you word it best for maximum responses.

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:49 pm

Thank you Sojourner, I put an ad on the Advice thread. I know you will help my find Elfette!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:52 pm

ELF wrote: Thank you Sojourner, I put an ad on the Advice thread. I know you will help my find Elfette!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
Count on it. I know others will help too as soon as they know of your plight.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:30 pm

http://bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/cwsantashelpera.gif

try here

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:53 pm

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint

Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each

possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and

pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle,"

he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out

a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through

his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,

"And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:54 pm

minks wrote: http://bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/cwsantashelpera.gif

try here
Ah, another candidate. How does this one appeal to you ELF?

MINKS you going to try and sell him her number too?

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:33 pm

Very good, Cars :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:41 pm

ELF wrote: I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

Not if you're wearing bells on your feet mate!!

:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:48 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Those shiny, reflective kind can help him peek under your skirt, you know. I'm onto his tricks.

Aahhhh thats why some men wear really shiny shoes then???

*note to self - avoid all men with patent leather shoes!*

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:50 pm

Betty Boop wrote: Aahhhh thats why some men wear really shiny shoes then???

*note to self - avoid all men with patent leather shoes!*

When I bought myself a pair of red shoes a couple of years ago (thinking they would be magical) my daughter was disgusted. Seems like there's another meaning :-3