Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:03 pm

why do toads spread there legs when they fly?

by fly i mean i kicked it in the butt and sent it 'flying' into the neibours yard.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:08 pm

the snowstorms in the east are causing much grief to people. i am having a real thunderstorm here, it makes me dizzy to think of hurricanes versus blizzards.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:33 am

flopstock wrote: i highly recommend a time out when you get the urge to tear someone to shreds... take a few days..visit your fav porn sites ...focus once again on the important things in life....:guitaristYup yup yup yup yup yup yup! Mhm! mhm! mhm! mhm!

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:37 pm

the important things in life hmmm...

cheese and butter.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:01 am

Alfred wrote: the important things in life hmmm...

cheese and butter.
uhmm... no.

MtDew, MarlboroLights, Gentleman's Jack, Vicodon, and if there's time..... sex.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:31 am

Wolverine wrote: uhmm... no.

MtDew, MarlboroLights, Gentleman's Jack, Vicodon, and if there's time..... sex.

but only if theres time...first you must swim with the dolphins, try sneezing with your eyes open, kick all the toads out of the back yard and then maybe everything else.

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:36 am

i would totally love to have a couple of wombats and a few bilbys as pets yo.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:42 am

Alfred wrote: but only if theres time...first you must swim with the dolphins, try sneezing with your eyes open, kick all the toads out of the back yard and then maybe everything else.
exactly.

never tried kicking a toad. is it theraputic?

sorry, not gonna get humped by Flipper.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:43 am

Jika wrote: i would totally love to have a couple of wombats and a few bilbys as pets yo.

"bilby"

being a dumb Yank, i'm going to guess those are Wallabys??

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:21 am

Wolverine wrote: "bilby"

being a dumb Yank, i'm going to guess those are Wallabys??

nah you're not dumb! i wouldn't expect foreigners to know about all our awesome wildlife, espesh the endangered ones.

bilbys are teh awesome. they is way too cute. at easter, you can buy chocolate bilbys instead of choc rabbits in aus.

here is a pic of the real thing.....a bilby in all its nocturnal wonderfulness.....they tiny! tee hee hee, but boy can they jump, like 6 foot, truly!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:18 am

Oh, looks alot like a rabbit!:)

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:27 am

*yuch*

How they taste?

They're marsupials I am guessing........................

Got cute ears..............................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:33 am

Oh, my poor second cousins on my father's side..................*sniff*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:40 am

Oh, they are so cute. I'm going to put that on my desktop.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:19 am

Jika wrote: nah you're not dumb! i wouldn't expect foreigners to know about all our awesome wildlife, espesh the endangered ones.

bilbys are teh awesome. they is way too cute. at easter, you can buy chocolate bilbys instead of choc rabbits in aus.

here is a pic of the real thing.....a bilby in all its nocturnal wonderfulness.....they tiny! tee hee hee, but boy can they jump, like 6 foot, truly!

This is adorable, but it makes me wonder if it may not be in the family of the jackaroo?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:48 am

flopstock wrote: Is it true that if you tickle a turtles belly its head pops out?

:D
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

That caught me! That's funny!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:50 am

flopstock wrote: Is it true that if you tickle a turtles belly its head pops out?

:Dmmmmppphhhh

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:15 am

tmbsgrl wrote: When my daughter got on stage Saturday night.. I cried.. She is growing up so fast!!!:-1 She did excellent in her play.. She was an Angel.Bittersweet. :-4

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:06 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Never saw one of those before... do they make good pets? How do they taste?;)

sadly they're an endangered species at the moment.

i believe the wabbits are to thank for that one.

now that brings me to why i belt toads in such a manner as to induce a juicy gut busting death... they hurt the local frogies. or at least steal there food.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:42 am

Now, now, can't blame everything on the poor rabbits....

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:55 pm

I'm munching on some delicious cookies just out of the oven...................

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:55 pm

I'm sure there is a herd of bloody elephants living above me!! How much walking around can one person do??? :-5

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:04 pm

Maybe it's Santa's reindeers a little early?

*poor Betty, I remember noisy upstair neighbors*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:48 pm

Don't try that on Saturday when it's Christmas Eve....................

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:47 pm

Boy, the work load is cranking up here at the Pole................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:46 pm

ELF wrote: Boy, the work load is cranking up here at the Pole................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool! And yet you waste time posting here. tsk tsk

Better not let Santa catch ya!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:44 am

Why can't winter vacation be here already? Kids do not want to be sitting here in class-or me either!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:20 pm

JAB wrote: Just got back from running some errands where I drove past a convenience store called 6Twelve.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...:rolleyes:
I like the ones that say 24/7

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:33 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Why is 7Eleven called that when its open 24 hours a day? Is it just to confuse me? Is it a plot against democracy?
Gives them options when things are slow.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:36 pm

Maybe they couldn't count up to 24.........................