Church Signs

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polycarp
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Church Signs

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5434

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."

"Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?"

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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