Buying Stamps for Hanukkah

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polycarp
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Buying Stamps for Hanukkah

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=9701

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman replies, "Oh my. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."
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Buying Stamps for Hanukkah

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Buying Stamps for Hanukkah

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Ha! that's funny.


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