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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:12 am

Newbies wanted ! Ive got an itch that needs to be scratched.:sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:13 am

Us oldies but goodies don't scratch you enough the right way?:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:19 am

You know my tricks, I need some fresh blood !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:20 am

Ah, the Mighty Hunter is coming out in you...................

MzInterpret · Post by **MzInterpret** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:48 am

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:59 am

I didnt just fall off the rutebaga truck ya know...I can tell when Im being mocked ! :p

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:10 am

Run, Newbies.....RUN!!!!!!! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:08 am

Can I apply for the position?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:13 am

Far Rider wrote: ahahaha you lookin fer an apprentice? ahahaha Can you give us a list of qualifications?

Yeh Nomad...we need a job description...the full works...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:33 am

chonsigirl wrote: Can I apply for the position?

No. Im simply not capable of unleashing Nomad-ness upon you. Thats your fault. You made me love you so now you have to live with it. Sorry.

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:35 am

k.... as a newbie....what are you talking about?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:39 am

Nomad wrote: No. Im simply not capable of unleashing Nomad-ness upon you. Thats your fault. You made me love you so now you have to live with it. Sorry.

Nomad-ness......luv it...mmmmm....what is it exactly ???

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:45 am

Azrayel wrote: k.... as a newbie....what are you talking about?

What is it ?.....Is that what your asking ? pffft.....uh you know just stuff

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:48 am

l.plates · Post by **l.plates** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:36 pm

I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:50 pm

l.plates wrote: I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me

WARNING....don't scratch his 'itch'....

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:03 pm

l.plates wrote: I'm a newbie but not as new as Azrayel, and I dont get it, but if I scratch your itch will you tell me
but you are newer than me. Look at the post count. I'm beating you by a couple posts!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:32 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm newer than you. I wonder if he'd accept a scratch from me.

yes

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:48 am

I'm a member now...so I'm not a newbie...right?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:59 am

Azrayel wrote: I'm a member now...so I'm not a newbie...right?

On the contrary Az. Just consider it an initiation, rites of passage, an inaugural induction into Nomadness. Everyone has to go through it. After Ive entered your mind and done some tinkering, a little fine tuning you will be good as new !

No worries...:sneaky:

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:04 am

Nomad wrote: On the contrary Az. Just consider it an initiation, rites of passage, an inaugural induction into Nomadness. Everyone has to go through it. After Ive entered your mind and done some tinkering, a little fine tuning you will be good as new !

No worries...:sneaky:
k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:12 am

Azrayel wrote: k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.

Thats your 1st mistake. This is not a game. Im a mad scientist and if need be Ill turn you into a newt. I have no problem with that. So far your doing fine though. Heres your 1st assignment. Private message babyrider and tell her if you ever run into her you will kick her moto-guzzy over, then get back to me. Let me know how that went. Ill be working on assignment # 2 for you.

I almost forgot and this is important...she likes to be called -->cuddles<--it makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:20 am

done.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:26 am

Well okee dokee then...very good. Lets give that one time to settle and then we will move on. Your a good newbie

*pat pat*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:15 am

Well done Az ! I couldnt be prouder if you were my own !

Assignment # 2- Contact Flopstock. You could start a thread.

You could ask her to explain the principles of flying brooms, does she pee standing up ? How many children does she eat for breakfast ?

Be creative. Lets see how you do. So far your showing great potential. Keep it up !

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:36 am

Azrayel wrote: k...I'm game...just have no clue what I'm game with.

You're gonna REGRET it !!!!:D

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:43 am

done. look for the new thread!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:47 am

Azzy, do you mind if I call you Azzy, makes me feel like were bonding

you have to start the thread.....oh I dont know chit chat ?

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:57 am

Nomad wrote: Well done Az ! I couldnt be prouder if you were my own !

Assignment # 2- Contact Flopstock. You could start a thread.

You could ask her to explain the principles of flying brooms, does she pee standing up ? How many children does she eat for breakfast ?

Be creative. Lets see how you do. So far your showing great potential. Keep it up !

never said where the thread had to be started. and you said I "could" ask those questions, which I decided not to so I asked her to just say hi. Which part of the original rules did I not follow? Oh by the way Az is fine. I heard you like the name gonad, could I call you that if we are bonding....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:57 am

So you have a clear understanding of the initiation process, you need to earn 5 *. You have 1 * as of this moment. After you have obtained 5 * you will be a full fledged member and immune to Nomadic torment. This is your ultimate goal. :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:00 am

Azrayel wrote: never said where the thread had to be started. and you said I "could" ask those questions, which I decided not to so I asked her to just say hi. Which part of the original rules did I not follow? Oh by the way Az is fine. I heard you like the name gonad, could I call you that if we are bonding....

Im sensing mutiny Azzy....this isnt how it has to go down.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:03 am

Someone has been pm-ing you ! Admin !!! turn this members pm machine off please ? Its disrupting the natural flow of things !!!

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:07 am

*az withdraws application* I don't need acceptence by one by p*ssing off the masses.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:18 am

All in fun Az.

Highest regards, Gonad. :p

Azrayel · Post by **Azrayel** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:31 am

LOL!!! always!!! azzy.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:17 am

Aw, get a room!

l.plates · Post by **l.plates** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:55 pm

Bez wrote: WARNING....don't scratch his 'itch'....

Warning taken, but still