50 Rules For Women
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
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50 Rules For Women
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
Not an issue. Never understood this. Why shouldn't we put it UP for them???
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
Okie doke, I don't want to anyway.
3. Don't make us guess.
I ALWAYS say what I mean, and mean what I say.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Again, not an issue, if I ask a question, I really do want to know the answer and don't sugar-coat it for me.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sometimes who's not thinking about me??? :yh_giggle
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
Cool, me either, less stress that way. It works, don't try to fix it.
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
The cat stays and he knows it.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
True, but right now I have a cat.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Nope. Sunday is hanging out at the clubhouse. Let it be? I'm glad to have him out from underfoot for a while!
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
It sure as hell isn't mine. I hate spending money.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Good, because I'm a jeans and cleavage shirt kinda girl.
12. You have enough clothes.
Probably too many.
13. You have too many shoes.
Sneakers, dress boots, motorcycle boots, one pair of heels.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
Crying is for sissies.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
I have only a sister, who can be an idiot, just like ALL of his brothers.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
I apply any subtle hint with a brick.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
He reminds me of important dates.
18. Share the bathroom
Easy enough.
19. Share the closet.
Also easy enough.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
Yes, they are.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
He has trouble keeping up with me! He has no complaints about quality OR quantity.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
Please tell him that!!!
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
AMEN!!!
24. Check your oil.
I walk to work.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
Again, tell HIM that!
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
That's why we ride. You think you know the way? I'll meet you there.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
The beer gut gives you no room to judge.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
As long as you clean up after yourself, I couldn't care less.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
I have no need to fake it. Ever.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you ever act like a soap opera guy, I'm going to kick you in the shins. Repeatedly.
31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
I ogle men, go ahead and enjoy the scenery.
32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Why else would we?
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
Much easier to do it myself, thanks.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Yes, I know I do, but you love the tips I bring home, don't you?
35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
You can even eliminate about 10 of these....
There are actually women out there like this, aren't there? I feel sorry for guys....
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
Not an issue. Never understood this. Why shouldn't we put it UP for them???
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
Okie doke, I don't want to anyway.
3. Don't make us guess.
I ALWAYS say what I mean, and mean what I say.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Again, not an issue, if I ask a question, I really do want to know the answer and don't sugar-coat it for me.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sometimes who's not thinking about me??? :yh_giggle
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
Cool, me either, less stress that way. It works, don't try to fix it.
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
The cat stays and he knows it.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
True, but right now I have a cat.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Nope. Sunday is hanging out at the clubhouse. Let it be? I'm glad to have him out from underfoot for a while!
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
It sure as hell isn't mine. I hate spending money.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Good, because I'm a jeans and cleavage shirt kinda girl.
12. You have enough clothes.
Probably too many.
13. You have too many shoes.
Sneakers, dress boots, motorcycle boots, one pair of heels.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
Crying is for sissies.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
I have only a sister, who can be an idiot, just like ALL of his brothers.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
I apply any subtle hint with a brick.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
He reminds me of important dates.
18. Share the bathroom
Easy enough.
19. Share the closet.
Also easy enough.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
Yes, they are.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
He has trouble keeping up with me! He has no complaints about quality OR quantity.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
Please tell him that!!!
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
AMEN!!!
24. Check your oil.
I walk to work.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
Again, tell HIM that!
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
That's why we ride. You think you know the way? I'll meet you there.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
The beer gut gives you no room to judge.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
As long as you clean up after yourself, I couldn't care less.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
I have no need to fake it. Ever.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you ever act like a soap opera guy, I'm going to kick you in the shins. Repeatedly.
31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
I ogle men, go ahead and enjoy the scenery.
32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Why else would we?
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
Much easier to do it myself, thanks.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Yes, I know I do, but you love the tips I bring home, don't you?
35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
You can even eliminate about 10 of these....
There are actually women out there like this, aren't there? I feel sorry for guys....
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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My favorites.. Laughed outloud at work..!! 
trouble is it is all true..!!
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
trouble is it is all true..!! 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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chonsigirl
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Well, #2 applies to me, but I'll think about the rest of them..........................during the Superbowl while I'm out shopping!
:)
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LottomagicZ4941
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Some of those are good except cats rule and dogs drule(sp?)
Lotto
http://moneymakerslounge.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=9
MagicZ4941A
Lotto
http://moneymakerslounge.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=9
MagicZ4941A
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tmbsgrl wrote: Ya just had to do it, didn't ya wolfy.. :rolleyes:
sorry SusieQ.... had to be done:p
sorry SusieQ.... had to be done:p
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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oh its like that is it wolvsie? :rolleyes:
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Wow. Lotto, Wolverine, BR, and buttercup all in the same thread? It's a freakin' CLASS REUNION!:D
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Jives wrote: Wow. Lotto, Wolverine, BR, and buttercup all in the same thread? It's a freakin' CLASS REUNION!:D
you start with build me up buttercup i'll lose all my bitch status you know, so just be behaving * waves finger*
you start with build me up buttercup i'll lose all my bitch status you know, so just be behaving * waves finger*