More Reasons to Love Miracle Whip

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:40 pm

Condition your hair. Apply one-half cup Miracle Whip to dry hair once a week as a conditioner. Leave on for thirty minutes, then rinse a few times before shampooing thoroughly.

Remove a ring stuck on a finger. Smear on some Miracle Whip and slide the ring off.

Give yourself a facial and tighten pores. Miracle Whip helps moisten dry skin when applied as a face mask. Wait twenty minutes, then wash it off with warm water followed by cold water.

Remove white rings and spots from wood furniture. Wipe on Miracle Whip, let stand for an hour, wipe off, and polish the furniture.

Remove tar. Spread a teaspoon of Miracle Whip on tar, rub, and wipe off.

Soothe sunburn and windburn pain. Use Miracle Whip as a skin cream.

Remove dead skin. Rub a dab of Miracle Whip into your skin and let it for dry a few minutes. While the skin is moist massage with your fingertips. Dead skin will rub off your feet, knees, elbows, or face.

Remove chewing gum from hair. Rub a dollop of Miracle Whip into the chewing gum.

http://www.wackyuses.com/miracle.html

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:49 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Mmmm ! Is it fit to eat though ?no..if it does all that, what will it do to your stomach lining? it's ersatz mayo. bleh.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:01 pm

A Miracle Whip thread ? Mmmm hmmm I like it ! Lots of potential here, good job Sheryl. Theres a good chance your name will become infamy !:D

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:18 pm

LOL thanks Nomad.

that website has lots of interesting uses for common everyday products. I didn't know you could Vodka to clean your bathtub caulking

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:23 pm

Sheryl wrote: LOL thanks Nomad.

that website has lots of interesting uses for common everyday products. I didn't know you could drink Vodka while you clean your bathtub caulking

Umm sure you can Sheryl

what a lush :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:31 pm

I can write my shopping list for the grocery store out by looking at thread topics...........

Butter

Miracle Whip

:)

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:39 pm

Nomad wrote: Umm sure you can Sheryl

what a lush :p

Ok I left out a very important word. You can USE Vodka to clean the caulking around your bathtub.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:53 pm

Sheryl wrote: Ok I left out a very important word. You can DRINK Vodka to make the cleaning of the caulking around your bathtub much more enjoyable.

Yea I think we get the drift Sheryl....you like your cocktails. :rolleyes:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:09 pm

Ok Ok I'm a slosh. Kinda like Carol Burnett in the movie Annie.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:16 pm

Hmmmm I'm not telling...:yh_giggle