MEN'S WOMEN'S URINALS

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:12 pm

Women's urinals? Yep, that's right. Women have had to endure long lines and suffer in agony to get into the few stalls that are available at shows, concerts etc. Now they have a sanitary use only once paper funnel that alows the user to stand rather than sit.

Men's urinals are archaic and unsanitary and I am working on a new one that I will try to patent. But for now, we must endure everything from urinals that are so low to so high they challenge the VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. The worst for we old dudes with diminishing pressure are the urinals with a stainless steel grill on which you stand and relieve yourself onto a stainless steel wall some 2.5 ft away. Watch out shoe shine. How about the ones that spray water back out onto your trousers when you flush? Try explaining that one as you go back to the dinner table

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:18 pm

That is stupid, women who need to pee alot are either drinking too much or pregnant...lines of urine to me better be worth it...have you had some beers today, if not you need some...hahahahahaha..

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:37 pm

Ever heard of Tena Lady, no need to worry about even dropping your knickers :wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:00 pm

It's always been my experience that the line for the women's bathrooms is

because women don't generally just go in, pee, and get out. There's all

that other surrounding bs they do, make-up whatever. So I have gone to

men's bathrooms at concerts or things when I needed to. There are always

at least a couple stalls. And when you walk in, the guys have their backs

to you so you don't even see anything. At least, I did this years ago, when

I was young and full of chutzpah. Never had a bit of a problem.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:58 pm

I heard about the women's urinal thing about ten years ago. It didn't catch on. Problem is, we can't whip our stuff out of our trousers and fitting a cup in the kind of pants we generally wear would likely involve pulling them down at least part way. If you want to pee standing up as a chick you better wear a skirt, but then, skirt wearers generally are happy with the old fashioned ways.

As you may have noticed this is my "general" guess as to why it didn't "fly".

libertine · Post by **libertine** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:24 pm

Paula wrote: That is stupid, women who need to pee alot are either drinking too much or pregnant...lines of urine to me better be worth it...have you had some beers today, if not you need some...hahahahahaha..

Paula, dear, you must be 23. I hope you don't have to eat your words when you're 50. :p

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:15 am

What an unspeakably sordid topic for conversation.

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:02 am

Lon wrote: Women's urinals? Yep, that's right. Women have had to endure long lines and suffer in agony to get into the few stalls that are available at shows, concerts etc. Now they have a sanitary use only once paper funnel that alows the user to stand rather than sit.

Men's urinals are archaic and unsanitary and I am working on a new one that I will try to patent. But for now, we must endure everything from urinals that are so low to so high they challenge the VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. The worst for we old dudes with diminishing pressure are the urinals with a stainless steel grill on which you stand and relieve yourself onto a stainless steel wall some 2.5 ft away. Watch out shoe shine. How about the ones that spray water back out onto your trousers when you flush? Try explaining that one as you go back to the dinner table
Disgusting Invention....urinals

As you all know..... I NEVER have a problem.. Finding a place to GO.

Im covering the state of Georgia now.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:50 am

libertine wrote: Paula, dear, you must be 23. I hope you don't have to eat your words when you're 50. :p

I will be 50 in about 18 months, and then what? I am not wearing adult diapers at the moment either? if i need them i will have plumbing installed. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:00 am

Lon wrote: Women's urinals? Yep, that's right. Women have had to endure long lines and suffer in agony to get into the few stalls that are available at shows, concerts etc. Now they have a sanitary use only once paper funnel that alows the user to stand rather than sit.

What a disgusting idea........ :-2

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:06 am

Most of the girls I know I've met in the toilets... It's a great place for socialising, chatting about the blokes, womens problems anything and everything.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:13 am

Bill Sikes wrote: What an unspeakably sordid topic for conversation.
SORID BILL? SURELY YOU JEST?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:16 am

Paula wrote: I will be 50 in about 18 months, and then what? I am not wearing adult diapers at the moment either? if i need them i will have plumbing installed. :wah:
C'mon Paula, you mean you have never been to a ball game, concert or play & seen the long lines of women waiting to get into the ladie's room?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:09 pm

Bill Sikes wrote: What an unspeakably sordid topic for conversation. Go for a leak :wah:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:32 pm

Paula wrote: I will be 50 in about 18 months, and then what? I am not wearing adult diapers at the moment either? if i need them i will have plumbing installed. :wah:
50 in 18 months...Oh dear. I always thought that Women never told their age?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:02 pm

What is a BLOKE?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:05 pm

Paula wrote: What is a BLOKE?
Its a man luv. :rolleyes:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:23 pm

abbey wrote: Its a man luv. :rolleyes:
Hehe :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:27 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Hehe :wah:
Unlike me who is a lady...LOL

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:29 pm

My bird :wah: