My new Living Will...........
My new Living Will...........
:wah: That's a good one!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
My new Living Will...........
Clipper wrote: Feel free to copy/use for yer own...............
New Living Will Form
I, ________Sunny__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Coffee
______a Beer
______a Jim Beam Black Label
______a Steak
______a Football Scores
______a The remote control
______a Bowl of cereal
______a The sports page,
______a Sex
ALL of the above...
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: _____Sunny______________________
WITNESS: ______Clipper_____________________
:D
New Living Will Form
I, ________Sunny__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Coffee
______a Beer
______a Jim Beam Black Label
______a Steak
______a Football Scores
______a The remote control
______a Bowl of cereal
______a The sports page,
______a Sex
ALL of the above...
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: _____Sunny______________________
WITNESS: ______Clipper_____________________
:D