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Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:49 pm

What is it in cat food that makes it so delicious to my daughter?

Is this why she has such shiny hair?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:16 am

Sheryl wrote: What is it in cat food that makes it so delicious to my daughter?

Is this why she has such shiny hair?
Cats are notoriously finicky eaters, so it stands to reason that a food designed for such a creature would appeal to anything cute, curious, and mischievous. Just keep an eye on her fingernails. If they show signs of becoming retractable, cut her off.

Has she started shedding yet?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:48 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I said this in another post, but I've thought several times that with some nice fresh-crushed garlic, catfood would make a very tasty pate.:p
*smacking Snooze on the pate* Questions! You have questions for me?

(maybe I could be the question nazi, like on Seinfeld. "No answer for you!" :rolleyes: )

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:56 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Okay, lemme try again:

I said this in another post, but I've thought several times that with some nice fresh-crushed garlic, catfood would make a very tasty pate, don't you think?

:rolleyes:
That sounds delicious! Like deviled ham. It would have to be better than Libby's Potted Meat Product, an actual grocery item for human consumption. [smilie=3,21,27]

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:42 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Speaking of food... aren't hotlinks those big, spicy wieners?
Yes, that or Fabio, as I understand.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:15 am

Accountable wrote: It must be the masochist in me, or that I want to grow up to be just like Clint (except the hair).

Ask me anything.

But be gentle.

I read in one of the threads that you have moved around a lot. Of all of the places that you have lived, which was your favorite and why?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:40 am

Beagle wrote: I read in one of the threads that you have moved around a lot. Of all of the places that you have lived, which was your favorite and why?
The new place. :wah:

I'm a tropical guy. I grew up in Louisiana, so I am most comfortable with heat & humidity. I've also lived in England (Swindon, Reading, & Newbury), Okinawa Japan, northern California, Utah, Nevada, upstate New York, and now Texas. All have their beauty. All have friendly people. All have good food. What more could one want?

Upstate New York is the only place I would not live in again, long-term. Way too much snow.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:10 am

Where's the best place to live in San Antonio??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:32 pm

Originally Posted by Beagle

I read in one of the threads that you have moved around a lot. Of all of the places that you have lived, which was your favorite and why?

The new place. :wah:

I'm a tropical guy.

When did Texas become tropical ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:53 pm

sunny104 wrote: Where's the best place to live in San Antonio??

The northwest is booming. That's where all the expansion is happening now.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:55 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Where were you in Northern Calif? Beale, McClellan or Mather?
Travis, in Fairfield, Home of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:57 pm

Nomad wrote: Originally Posted by Beagle

I read in one of the threads that you have moved around a lot. Of all of the places that you have lived, which was your favorite and why?

The new place. :wah:

I'm a tropical guy.

When did Texas become tropical ?

It ain't, but noplace is perfect. At least it's South.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:10 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Of course. Out of the four, that's the only one I've never been 'affiliated' with. Hold on, I was in the reserves there. Wow, I sure am widely traveled, huh?

(Notice the question at the end?)
I wouldn't know. I don't pay much attention to men's room gossip. :sneaky:

:yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:14 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: That's a real knee slapper, alright.

[smilie=1,22,4]

:yh_flower :yh_hugs :yh_flower

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:27 pm

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That's a real knee slapper, alright.

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:14 pm

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That's a real knee slapper, alright.

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:41 pm

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:53 pm

Why does babyrider not answer all of the questions in her Ask thread ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:03 am

Nomad wrote: SnoozeControl

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They travel to the sig thief's house, force them to sit in front of the computer while keeping a line-of-sight on the TV. Then comes the torture, the theif is not allowed to exercise while the punisher (that's you, Nomad) forces her to eat copious amounts of Italian pasta dishes and fried foods - cooked by the punisher, of course. The punishment lasts for up to 50 pounds, with weight off for good behavior.

Go claim your justice, sir! :yh_flag

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:05 am

SnoozeControl wrote: You dirty rat, I'm going to get rid of you just like you gave it to my brother!
FOUL! :yh_shame Not a question. Back to the end of the line with you.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:06 am

Nomad wrote: Why does babyrider not answer all of the questions in her Ask thread ?
I asked her that once. She never answered. :-3

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:50 am

Have you heard about THE job yet ???? (sorry it's a serious question)

Do you like 'Arcade games' or 'Brain Teasers' ??

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:24 am

Bez wrote: Have you heard about THE job yet ???? (sorry it's a serious question)

Do you like 'Arcade games' or 'Brain Teasers' ??
The email came in yesterday. Answer

I like both arcade games and brain teasers. Both are good escapism.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:57 am

Accountable wrote: The email came in yesterday. Answer

I like both arcade games and brain teasers. Both are good escapism.

I've replied to this in the DISC thread.....'sonsabeaches' to coin a FG phrase...

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:41 pm

What are you accountable for?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:54 pm

hotsauce wrote: What are you accountable for?
Myself and Christ.

The deeper question might be - why isn't everyone accountable. :-6

(I miss my yoga smiley

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Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:50 pm

Do Roman parametics refer to IV's as fours? :-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:35 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Do Roman parametics refer to IV's as fours? :-3
Yes. And the minimum age to watch porn is 30.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:42 pm

I soar without wings, I see without eyes.

I've traveled the universe to and fro.

I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.

Who am I?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:51 pm

Far Rider wrote: How do you do it ACC? I figured it was safe to do my thread now cause they all asked you the hard tough questions... but Im getting some tough ones too, well for me they are tough, hey this is making me look dumb, Im going to delete this post, never mind.:-3
Before opening your "Ask" thread, I recommend a couple minutes of jump rope, a little shadow boxing, and watching an old Daffy Duck Robin Hood cartoon (duck! dodge! parry! spin!). That should get you ready for anything they might throw at you.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:53 pm

Sheryl wrote: I soar without wings, I see without eyes.

I've traveled the universe to and fro.

I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.

Who am I?
Sheryl?

:wah:

It's no fair if you already know the answer.

NEXT!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:06 pm

Far Rider wrote: ahaha Thank you oh great one!

and thanks for bumping LC thread too! Now I have to go retract my chicken comment!:wah:er....what chicken comment was that Far?? :-3 :-2 maybe you meant 'duck'

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:21 pm

Far Rider wrote: ahahahhaah OMG I forgot about that! ahaha I thought you had an ask LC thread and basco asked why you didnt, I said cause you were chicken!

And then AC bumped your thread!

duck, *shakes head* ahahahahaha
Yep....another senior/blonde moment Far! :p :wah:

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:43 pm

sorry if you have answered this question before....but there are a million pages to flip through...it is getting late...

How did you propose to your wife?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:50 pm

hotsauce wrote: sorry if you have answered this question before....but there are a million pages to flip through...it is getting late...

How did you propose to your wife?
I didn't. It was the strangest thing & we laugh about it still. We dated & grew together & loved & laughed ... before we were really conscious of it we were making plans of the future.

Not romantic, but very real. :yh_flower

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:00 pm

Accountable wrote: I didn't. It was the strangest thing & we laugh about it still. We dated & grew together & loved & laughed ... before we were really conscious of it we were making plans of the future.

Not romantic, but very real. :yh_flower
VERY romantic because it's so real. :-4

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:06 pm

BabyRider wrote: VERY romantic because it's so real. :-4
Awww :yh_blush shucks.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:34 pm

How many times have you been married?

Do you have any kids?

How many kids does LC have? (You're not allowed to ask her)

Have you ever broken any bones?

Following your fab writing regarding the hurricanes near you, did you ever go back and try to find what became of the people you befriended?

Would you ever consider publishing your experiences?

Will you ever write a book?

Have you ever had "the perfect job"?

How many jobs have you had?

Do you have a degree?

What in?

Have you ever written fiction?

Can you draw or paint?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Whom do you consider to be the worlds greatest artist?

Whom do you consider to be the worlds greatest composer?

What have you learnt from the Brits on Fg that you find most interesting or amusing?

Have you answered any of these questions before in this thread?

Will you answer them all now?

If you were to be transformed into another member of FG, who would you prefer it to be?

Thanks Acc. :-6

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:47 pm

If you were to be transformed into another member of FG, who would you prefer it to be?

Ooooooo....I hope it's me!!!!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:16 pm

How many times have you been married?

One's plenty.

Do you have any kids?

Besides me? No.

How many kids does LC have? (You're not allowed to ask her)

2 or 3. It's not something I pay alot of attention to.

Have you ever broken any bones?

Collar bone when I was 6. Elbow when I was drunk.

Following your fab writing regarding the hurricanes near you, did you ever go back and try to find what became of the people you befriended?

Thank you. Everybody is moved out of the shelter as of 19th December. I called Desmond about a month after he left to make sure he was all right. He was settled with a sister in Plano.

I've run into two gentlemen I never mentioned in the thread that I'd met there. Both were in apartments here in town and still had no long-range plans. I miss Miss Ruby.

Would you ever consider publishing your experiences?

I think I'll have to, with as much encouragement as I've gotten. :yh_blush

Will you ever write a book?

I'd like to, if I could stay focused long enough.

Have you ever had "the perfect job"?

I taught leadership principles for 3 years while in the Air Force. I gave young supervisors the tools to become leaders. It was nirvana.

How many jobs have you had?

Three specialties while in the Air Force, one real job before, three after.

Do you have a degree?

What in?

Three Associate degrees, a Bachelors, and a Masters degree.

Have you ever written fiction?

Other than a couple of term papers :p

I wrote a short story in high school about a street kid adopted by Puritans & brought to the New World. It got an A. The teacher said I should write more.

Can you draw or paint?

I can make pottery bowls

Do you believe in God?

Absolutely

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Absolutely

Whom do you consider to be the worlds greatest artist?

I don't know. I appreciate beauty.

Whom do you consider to be the worlds greatest composer?

I like passion and power. I like expression from the depths and to the fullness of the soul. That kind of music that grabs me by the heart and lifts me off my feet and causes tears to flow. Whoever does that.

What have you learnt from the Brits on Fg that you find most interesting or amusing?

Brits have a thicker skin than Americans. They can recognize passion as passion and seldom mistake it for anger or a personal attack.

That gives more freedom to joke around

Have you answered any of these questions before in this thread?

Not that I recall.

Will you answer them all now?

Absolutely not. And you can't make me!

If you were to be transformed into another member of FG, who would you prefer it to be?

That's the question I won't answer. How could I choose among such rich choices: The simple strength of Far, the tender generosity of Bez, the wide-open heart that is Theia, the uplifting humor of Snooze, the motherly warmth and wisdom of Chonsi, Arnold as steady as the stone he works, the fierce loyalty of BabyRider, LadyCop, NV, or BTS, .... and then what would the Garden do without me? :-6