In Defense of ChiptBeef

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:05 am

flopstock wrote: :sneaky: Geez..with the lovefest happening here lately..perhaps you boys should take this private..

You do have to admit he is very entertaining from time to time.. plus there are worse characters then 'cowchip' around, as we have witnessed firsthand..:wah:

O.K. Chuiptbeef i fianally got bit what's a cow chip?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:07 am

gmc wrote: O.K. Chuiptbeef i fianally got bit what's a cow chip?
You can find them anywhere there's cows.

The poop dries into a big "chip." Sometimes people have throwing contests.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:10 am

gmc wrote: O.K. Chuiptbeef i fianally got bit what's a cow chip?
I dont think you want the recipe for that one!:yh_laugh

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:04 pm

Accountable wrote: You can find them anywhere there's cows.

The poop dries into a big "chip." Sometimes people have throwing contests.

Entertainment must be hard to come by in some places in america. Here it's so damp that they stay too soogy for that kind of sport. We have cow pats instead.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:05 pm

gmc wrote: Entertainment must be hard to come by in some places in america. Here it's so damp that they stay too soogy for that kind of sport. We have cow pats instead.
Do they steam? :yh_sick

We call 'em patties where I come from as well.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:37 pm

Accountable wrote: Do they steam? :yh_sick

We call 'em patties where I come from as well.

When it's cold I expect they do. You need to understand I don't spend my life watching cows go to the toilet. Where you live must be really boring, in fact I don't know any farmers that find it that interesting either.

It's when you have sheep and cattle, it's raining and you are going mountain biking that it gets a bit much. One of the things you learn early on is that if you have to go though a green puddle keep your mouth shut and wearing protective glasses is not just posing even if they do match your shorts. yeugh!

Thanks to your post I am now having to cope with an image of hordes of americans in the mid west zooming around the country in their SUV's looking for cows crapping because their TV is so bad it's actually more entertaining.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:46 am

gmc wrote: When it's cold I expect they do. You need to understand I don't spend my life watching cows go to the toilet. Where you live must be really boring, in fact I don't know any farmers that find it that interesting either.

It's when you have sheep and cattle, it's raining and you are going mountain biking that it gets a bit much. One of the things you learn early on is that if you have to go though a green puddle keep your mouth shut and wearing protective glasses is not just posing even if they do match your shorts. yeugh!

Thanks to your post I am now having to cope with an image of hordes of americans in the mid west zooming around the country in their SUV's looking for cows crapping because their TV is so bad it's actually more entertaining.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

:driving:

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:44 am

gmc wrote: Thanks to your post I am now having to cope with an image of hordes of americans in the mid west zooming around the country in their SUV's looking for cows crapping because their TV is so bad it's actually more entertaining.
There's always cow tipping. :sneaky:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:43 am

TruthSeekerToo wrote: There's always cow tipping. :sneaky:

You have cows as waiters? In MacDonalds as well? that would be really sick. They try and call MacDonalds restaurants here but we are not so easily fooled we know it's really an american burger van in a shop

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:11 am

gmc wrote: You have cows as waiters? In MacDonalds as well?
It's not about fast food. It's done in a cow pasture late at night. Actually tipping the cows over. Rumor has it. I wouldn't know from experience.

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:29 pm

ChiptBeef wrote: It's not about fast food. It's done in a cow pasture late at night. Actually tipping the cows over. Rumor has it. I wouldn't know from experience.

I know a couple Master Cow Tippers. (Virginia Olympic Event)

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:01 am

I was going to make a joke about being given a bum steer but given the stooshie my last colloquialism caused I decided not to.

PlowBoy · Post by **PlowBoy** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:09 pm

gmc wrote: I was going to make a joke about being given a bum steer but given the stooshie my last colloquialism caused I decided not to.

Don't feel bad. I've even heard of being able to smell the sweet smell of cow chips while eating chipped beef for breakfast. No that's country. :guitarist

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:11 am

Yosemite Sam gets that all the time, only he's smelling buffalo chips.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:33 am

Why are we defending creamed beef again ?

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:53 am

I think "creamed beef" and "ChiptBeef" are different animals, so to speak. I wonder how many times a thread has started off talking about one thing, then turned to something else? If I could get $10.00 for everytime that happened, my entire family would be retired right now.

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:51 pm

TruthSeekerToo wrote: I think "creamed beef" and "ChiptBeef" are different animals, so to speak. I wonder how many times a thread has started off talking about one thing, then turned to something else? If I could get $10.00 for everytime that happened, my entire family would be retired right now.

If you get the money, do I get a finders fee? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:11 am

I think a three-way split. One third for you, as the "celebrity," one third for Lon for starting the thread, as the "producer" and one third for me for posting the idea.

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:07 pm

What about checks for all forum members that never went off topic? It would be like an "A for good behavior." :-4

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:58 pm

i missed all the fuss of why people are defending you...just hadn't posted in this huge thread and wanted to say, hi, chiptbeef.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:00 pm

Cant we just get along ? Creamed beef, creamed corn, cream of mushroom..............isnt it all the same thing ? What are we even talking about here ? You put it on biscuits and eat it......why fight about that ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:15 am

Nomad wrote: Cant we just get along ? Creamed beef, creamed corn, cream of mushroom..............isnt it all the same thing ? What are we even talking about here ? You put it on biscuits and eat it......why fight about that ?
What's this obsession with cream, Nomad ol' buddy?

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:23 am

Nomad wrote: Cant we just get along ? Creamed beef, creamed corn, cream of mushroom..............isnt it all the same thing ? What are we even talking about here ? You put it on biscuits and eat it......why fight about that ?

"chipped beef n gravy" on toast........

-who creams your beef, "chipts beef" or the "Green Giants" isn't the question.:rolleyes:

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:27 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I remember vomiting tomato soup when I was little... it tasted the same coming up as it did going down.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:sneaky: was that a good experience?

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:31 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I remember wondering what you'd see if you looked up while the Green Giant was standing over you.

Its not my fault, sunny made me a perv.:yh_angel

"Nibblets"

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:46 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I remember wondering what you'd see if you looked up while the Green Giant was standing over you.

Its not my fault, sunny made me a perv.:yh_angel

This has actually happened to me. I worked at the Green Giant co. in Glencoe Mn for about 2 and a half days yrs ago. Me and like 9000 other Mexican migrant workers. There were 17,000,000,000,000 sq miles of corn in all directions and when you went out for a smoke there he was. The Green Giant guy towering over you. Watching so you didnt go over your 5 min in a 12 hr shift break.

They sure had a lot of corn in that place !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:47 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I remember vomiting tomato soup when I was little... it tasted the same coming up as it did going down.

Thats really the beauty of it isnt it ?

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:07 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Too bad I don't smoke and never worked there.

That's why you can never have a "BirdsEye" view of situation......*LOL* is that frozen food company still around?:-3

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:21 am

ChiptBeef wrote: What about checks for all forum members that never went off topic? It would be like an "A for good behavior." :-4

Does it really matter if we go off thread...it happens all the time. I've never really understood it...anyway, I would get an "E-" :-1

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:20 am

Bez wrote: Does it really matter if we go off thread...it happens all the time. I've never really understood it...anyway, I would get an "E-" :-1
That's why it's called a thread and not a rod. :wah:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:27 pm

ChiptBeef wrote: What about checks for all forum members that never went off topic? It would be like an "A for good behavior." :-4

No fair going off topic is multidemonstartes an ability to keep track of several conversation as once. WQhy should people of low ability be rewarded?

posted by accountable

What's this obsession with cream, Nomad ol' buddy?

Accountable you were the one that brought up cow chip throwing. I don't think I want to know what how you cream beef and why Nomad would want to. Mind you we go in for caber tossing which like golf must have very strange origins. If you are bored enough to want bto hit balls down rabbit holes how bored do you need to be to throw trees around?

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:25 am

flopstock wrote: Try not to change the subject here, 'kay?:D

BTW, any of you virginians live near vienna?

Technically, there are many Virginians living near Vienna, which is in Northern Virginia. It's so close to Washington, DC many in my neck of the woods, known as Southside Virginia, consider Vienna as being in another country, regarding our lifestyles.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:29 am

TruthSeekerToo wrote: Technically, there are many Virginians living near Vienna, which is in Northern Virginia. It's so close to Washington, DC many in my neck of the woods, known as Southside Virginia, consider Vienna as being in another country, regarding our lifestyles.

OFF TOPIC

ADMIN !!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:33 am

Nomad wrote: OFF TOPIC

ADMIN !!!
:yh_rotfl

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:47 am

I guess that means my check won't be as big. Or maybe not at all depending on the rules of the new "pay-for-performance" system.

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:52 pm

hotsauce wrote: i missed all the fuss of why people are defending you...just hadn't posted in this huge thread and wanted to say, hi, chiptbeef.

Lon started the thread. I can't speak to his intent, other than to refer you to Post #1 of this thread.

One thing I can affirm from personal experience, is that in many military dining halls across this country, and around the world, "hot sauce" is a fixture on their tables to make things taste better. Oddly enough, many serving our country put that very "hot sauce" on chipped beef they eat to make it taste better.

Based on that experience, I like you already, as eluded to by the message under you avatar. Hi, back at ya.......

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:37 am

Nomad wrote: Why are we defending creamed beef again ?
Because it's great breakfast food.

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:03 am

You've got to be careful about the "add-ons." I take my chipped beef straight on biscuits or toast.

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:24 am

hotsauce wrote: i missed all the fuss of why people are defending you...just hadn't posted in this huge thread and wanted to say, hi, chiptbeef.

I decided to join this forum after links to the "Regional Discussion" section. I was doing an Internet search for information on city reversion.

I looked at some of ChiptBeef's other posts, and found what I thought was harsh treatment without cause. That's why I started posting in this thread. I think ChiptBeef provides good information, although I don't agree with all the opinons that he (she) posts.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:04 am

TruthSeekerToo wrote: I decided to join this forum after links to the "Regional Discussion" section. I was doing an Internet search for information on city reversion.

I looked at some of ChiptBeef's other posts, and found what I thought was harsh treatment without cause. That's why I started posting in this thread. I think ChiptBeef provides good information, although I don't agree with all the opinons that he (she) posts.
The horse is dead, rotting away, decomposing before our eyes and leaving behind an awful stench.

Now if we could only get someone to haul the mess away....

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:32 am

It's got friends.

Seems the rot is spreading.

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:04 am

Are the personal attacks really necessary? I was just sharing my opinion. Why does that make me part of a "rot" or "stench"? That's very impolite and offensive, from the way I was raised.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:08 am

TruthSeekerToo wrote: Are the personal attacks really necessary? I was just sharing my opinion. Why does that make me part of a "rot" or "stench"? That's very impolite and offensive, from the way I was raised.
If you think that was an attack, you've got some severely thin skin. I was merely pointing out that you are beating a dead horse. If pointing out the obvious is "impolite", well, I guess I can probably live with that.