G'day

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:12 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Yikes, you can tell where my mind is... this is what she was talking about:

Since they increased the size for our avs......maybe this will fit.....This av is a winner.......lol

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:13 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Since they increased the size for our avs......maybe this will fit.....This av is a winner.......lol

and don't be trying to post the beer and nut's one.:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:03 pm

OMG SnoozeControl !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm speechless and that takes some doing... Here;s the Scotsman who thinks he's Marilyn Monroe

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:07 pm

That just sickens me !

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:10 pm

Yes, me too, Nomad. Lemme get you a glass of whatever you fancy to lessen the pain and shock... and hey, now I really do gotta go....

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:30 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Yes, there's nothing quite as repulsive as the firm, tight and silky buttocks of a young Scotsman.:sneaky:

Wow I like those buttocks, or has it been to long between drinks for me.

I must look up the beer and nuts one now.

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:34 pm

always wondered if men wore anything under their kilts, now I know:D

orpheus · Post by **orpheus** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:18 am

Hello Pam

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:23 am

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Oh you are evil snooze! You have been wanting somebody to post that........I'm sorry Aussie Pam, when she said she thought she was suppose to tell you to look this up it was nothing less then deceit and deception.....I wanted her to model the kilt I bought for her a cople forums back.......in case you hadn't noticed Snooze is shy.....:rolleyes:

She really does look quite fetching in it.....perhaps you could coax her..........

You recognized them?!? I haven't named mine. :rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:02 pm

OMG CRICKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOUD PRIMAL SCREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to a School for Young Ladies (it didn't take) where the headmistress had been Capn of the Brit Wimin's Cricket team, I learnt at an early age how to duck a googly and as a maiden got bowled over often. (However, never yet by a haggis huntin Scotsman in a kilt) .. Then along came a cricket umpire.. called Brian ... and scored a boundary

Ah the memories the memories the memories... marshmallow men willow wallopping... arghghghghghghghghghhghghhhh

..........................

(pam thows herself into the foetal position on the floor - albeit with delicacy and style - and patiently waits for the other little men in white to come and take her home)

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:14 pm

Hey pam! Mind if I shamelessly promote my threads? They've got some great stories in them! (You only have to read the first post in mine, not the whole thing like Bothwells!)

These are my threads:

My Desktop Extravaganza (cool desktop pics, ummm...you should read all of this one I guess, at least look at them!)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6943

My Stories:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2953 (the Ghost Story)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3440 (the Ejection Story)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=10788 (the Emergency Story)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3437 (Sci Fi Story 1)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3367 (sci fi story 2)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6328 (life sketch)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:06 pm

Gotta run out for a bit right now, Jives, but am looking forward to a nice gentle Sunday arvo - finding out what make an interesting bloke like you tick... grin... Better line me up a few coldies to ease the journey! I've just come in from a run, and it must be close to a hundred degrees outside. I'm sweating fit to meltl!!! Ooops I forgot - well brought up young ladies don't sweat, we just glow... Big glow here!!!

(pam wanders off meditating deeply on whether the "well brought up young lady" claim puts her in breach of the aussie trade practices act)

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:27 pm

Accountable wrote: You recognized them?!? I haven't named mine. :rolleyes:

erm, are you talking beer&nuts

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:37 pm

AussiePam wrote: OMG SnoozeControl !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm speechless and that takes some doing... Here;s the Scotsman who thinks he's Marilyn Monroe

I couldn't think what the connection with Marilyn could be........then I saw the picture.....the answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.

.......................................

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:44 pm

mrsK - Thanks - I'm now all showered and sweet again! StupidCowboyTricks - guffaw.. yes. Something is flapping in the wind, for sure. SnoozeControl and Clancy - what the heck is Nytol? A new cocktail? Um okay - a test paper ... no true blue fair dinkum aussie can turn down a challenge like that. Hang on while I go fuel up some - it's lunchtime - then it's study time!!!!!

jakintosh · Post by **jakintosh** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:19 pm

HOWDY. I'M NEW TOO!

G'day!

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www.thecampusforum.com

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:20 am

Oh Man, Snoozie... what a nostalgia trip.. grin. And a view into history too, in a way. Some good bits. Some sad bits. Some - retrospectively - hilarious bits. Ah, the heady thrill of newbietude!!!

realityx · Post by **realityx** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:03 am

wow there are aussies here to im a aussie i live in sydney nice to meet yah

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:46 pm

G'day realityx - I don't think much of our Sydney weather today. Very nice if yer a seagull. I'm off to Manly today anyway - unlikely I'll be surfing though. Cheers!!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:48 pm

Question of the day..why do they call it OZ? Are you ruled by a benevolent wizard? Are your road paved with yellow bricks?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:53 pm

G'day Marie. Why Oz? Oz-stralia would be far too obvious. It's probably more because we're sort of over the rainbow, and when I click my fifteen-inch stiletto'd heels, munchkins jump, tin men crumble, totos fly and all wicked witches melt the heck right outta there. I hope that answers your question!!!

Interesting this thread got bumped! grin.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:32 pm

Hi Snoozie and Hammy. It's a lovely day here. Hope it is there too. I think you should both go outside, smell a few roses if possible, breathe deeply, look at the sunshine or starshine, dance, sing, frolic. And live this day as fully as you can!

Capeesh!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:47 pm

SnoozeControl;462747 wrote: She's telling us she wants us to stare at the sun until our retinas burn out.

She's evil!

shall we report her snooze?:D

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:00 pm

Aww..lets let her be. Sometimes evil is good. :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:13 pm

Thanks Marie!!! I must say I'm a bit surprised to see people actually in this thread. Milling around happily, as if this day was just any old day ... no sense of the finality of it all. Amazing sang froid. In a way, I doffs me hat to all of you. Ya got balls.

:yh_smiley

MEMO TO SELF:

? Top up street cred level

? Replace smiling pussycat type av with the real GangstaPam one

? Pay Tombie for additional body burying threadspace

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:14 pm

aussie, are you leaving?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:22 pm

No Guppy Wuppy. I promised Snoozie Woozie and Hammy Wammy that if they bumped my original Welcome-to-FG -and-Have-a-Nice-Day thread, this day would be THEIR last. :sneaky:

I was of course, just kidding.... :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:29 pm

ROTFL

!!!!

Snoozie - I lurv ya!!! :-4

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:51 pm

SnoozeControl;462777 wrote: Oh thank god! I thought a meteor was about to strike the earth and make us all second generation dinosaurs.

Not that I overreact or anything.

you better not overreact. i look to you for direction. when you fall apart , i am going to start shedding scales left and right.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:46 pm

Blimey - I'm not sure about this nostalgia thing.... grin. :sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:50 pm

AussiePam;217429 wrote: Just found this place and it looks kinda friendly. I'm an aussie with a bit of attitude, who enjoys travel, hiking, skiing, swimming in the sea (keeping an eye out for sharks - grin), flute playing. And cooking - lots of asian food, and I got an Italian pasta maker for Chrissie. Chinese New Year coming up - and it's my resolution for the Year of the Dog to make some new online friends. So here I am, smiling at you all.

(This is an edit. I noticed the 'junior member' listing under my name - does this mean I'm really still a kid after all (hee hee) or is it just a reflection of my newbie forum status????)

You made some new online friends here so you kept your resolution! I can't believe someone has actually kept a New Year's resolution! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:55 pm

Peg;1230307 wrote: You made some new online friends here so you kept your resolution! I can't believe someone has actually kept a New Year's resolution! :wah:

Yes, I did achieve that one!! This past new year I resolved to leave FG forever. Didn't keep that one.. Some are wiser than others. Maybe

:sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:56 pm

AussiePam;1230311 wrote: Yes, I did achieve that one!! This past new year I resolved to leave FG forever. Didn't keep that one.. Some are wiser than others. Maybe

:sneaky:

I'm glad you didn't keep that one. :-4

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:23 am

Peg;1230312 wrote: I'm glad you didn't keep that one. :-4

Me too:D

Enjoyed reading this thread also by the way:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:10 am

AussiePam;217429 wrote: Just found this place and it looks kinda friendly. I'm an aussie with a bit of attitude, who enjoys travel, hiking, skiing, swimming in the sea (keeping an eye out for sharks - grin), flute playing. And cooking - lots of asian food, and I got an Italian pasta maker for Chrissie. Chinese New Year coming up - and it's my resolution for the Year of the Dog to make some new online friends. So here I am, smiling at you all.

(This is an edit. I noticed the 'junior member' listing under my name - does this mean I'm really still a kid after all (hee hee) or is it just a reflection of my newbie forum status????)

you'll always be a kid!

cool to bring our intros back....did that with mine 22 July when it was a year here.:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:08 pm

Thanks Kaz, Odie, Peg. The thread has been much massacreed. Three or four bright sparks from former FG life must have had all their posts deleted when they voluntarily or otherwise exited the Garden.

But I do remember the thrill, yes thrill is the word, of being slowly accepted in all my crazy spirality. People actually asked if they could add me to their friend list and stuff like that. Each time, I danced a little jig of pure joy. Really. I was a total innocent.

It took me at least a month to realise that if I was one person's friend, I could not be someone else's or vice versa. Pity that. Because I was new and just wanted to take everyone as I found them, without having to read the screeds of pmails which were sent to me explaining who had done what to whom, who was being intimate with whom, and all that jazz. (Some of it very interesting).

FG at that time must have been a veritable Peyton Place.

Are we still like this???? Are we all having steamy cyber sex with each other??? Not me.. that was so 1980s!! Grin.

From my dim perception of some of the undercurrents, I understand there is still some behind the scenes scurrying etc... but I'm too blonde to get most of it - which is just as well probably because I'm a peaceable person mostly.

And yeah, still really a kid. (Though MJ sort of gave not growing up a bad name, may he rest in peace).

YouTube - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:23 am

I like to make up my own mind about people , but anyway ,, i dont get any pms telling me who done what, said this, etc,, :-5 im always last to hear any goss, by the time it gets to me its like i been walking around with my eyes shut! :yh_rotfl

Peyton Place:wah::wah:i must have watched that with my nana:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:03 am

kazalala;1230644 wrote:

I like to make up my own mind about people , but anyway ,, i dont get any pms telling me who done what, said this, etc,, :-5 im always last to hear any goss, by the time it gets to me its like i been walking around with my eyes shut! :yh_rotfl

Peyton Place:wah::wah:i must have watched that with my nana:sneaky:

Yes, I think it was some kind of show, Kaz - presumably full of naughty behaviour. The expression still exists though.

These days I'm also the last to hear any goss - and mostly can't join up the dots when I do anyway. Good way to be, probably. Or is is just 'To the pure all things are pure"???? :sneaky: