Its evaluation time

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:46 pm

These are performance evaluations

Recognize anyone ?

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has

started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a

trap."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve

them"

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all

together."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He's been working with glue too much."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"A prime candidate for natural deselection."

"Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargles."

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:48 pm

Nomad wrote: These are performance evaluations

Recognize anyone ?

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargles."
there i am.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:51 pm

Wolverine wrote: there i am.

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:51 pm

Nomad wrote: These are performance evaluations

Recognize anyone ?

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

Yep....this one does it for me!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:52 pm

so are you telling me to leave or Nomad?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:56 pm

Wolverine wrote: so are you telling me to leave or Nomad?

With a signature like this:

*Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.*

and you want me to tell you to leave? :wah:

NOT!!!!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:59 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: With a signature like this:

*Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.*

and you want me to tell you to leave? :wah:

NOT!!!!!

I can't SEE Nomad...he's faceless AGAIN!:(

hehehehe...

i think i'm experiencing the "L" word.

LUST!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:34 pm

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

And there's BR......

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:50 pm

I'm stumped which one's me??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:37 pm

Wolverine wrote: there i am.
so the Garden is irrigated and nourished by the Fountain of Knowledge.

I gargle. and spit.

so everyone here is prospering because of my backwash.

kinda makes you sit back and put things in perspective, huh?

Oh...

you're all welcome.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:52 pm

:wah: :wah: Boy I have worked with a few yahoo's like this...:-3

[QUOTE]"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all

together."[/QUOTE]

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:01 am

These are funny!!!:D

I've worked with people that fit a lot of these descriptions!