My penis

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:51 pm

Okay, let me help you out here Nomad. Here's what you do. March right on up to your wife and say, in a forceful voice, "I am the man of this house and it will be MY way." Then post back here and let us know how much she appreciates your new attitude.:sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:00 pm

Nomad wrote: LOL !

So your cabinet is your purpose ?
The TV is my purpose. Try to keep up. ... and don't mix analogies. Any doctor can tell you that trying to be too analogesic can cause unforseen side effects. :yh_glasse

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:14 pm

abbey wrote: Hey Gonad... is that a pic of you on your hand???

I hope that's not his cabinet

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:19 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: I hope that's not his cabinet
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:30 pm

Hmm, the bigger problem is that she seems to not be interested in neither the plasma nor you and your penis! What DO you do when the power goes out?

Visit:

Ann Summers

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:31 pm

If the power goes out on the TV then oh well you can surf the net.

If the power goes out on the 'Cabinet', then I like this expression:

There ain't no man can do for me what I can do for myself :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:13 pm

Peg wrote: Okay, let me help you out here Nomad. Here's what you do. March right on up to your wife and say, in a forceful voice, "I am the man of this house and it will be MY way." Then post back here and let us know how much she appreciates your new attitude.:sneaky:

Or call an ambulance...

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:18 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I wish this thread would die... everytime I see the title, my heart does a little jump.

As long as this thread is dead by morning, with that title, I don't dare put on FG at school......................................

I'll miss my morning fix!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:23 pm

chonsigirl wrote: As long as this thread is dead by morning, with that title, I don't dare put on FG at school......................................

I'll miss my morning fix!

You could always say it's a spelling mistake chonsi...

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:25 pm

:wah: I don't want the school filters on the computer to pick it up, then they will ban it from school.

Nomad does write catchy titles to his threads..........................:wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:27 pm

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: I don't want the school filters on the computer to pick it up, then they will ban it from school.

Nomad does write catchy titles to his threads..........................:wah:

Oh yes..forgot about that. Might be a few days before it 'drops off'...oooops

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:32 pm

:wah: He should have used a pencil..........................

*It will vanish after a fewdays, and I can go in the Pub in the morning before class!*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:46 pm

Come to Pen isLand! :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:47 pm

:wah: Oh AC is slick.

Just put Nomad in the pen!

*jail break in progress*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:51 pm

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: Oh AC is slick.

Just put Nomad in the pen!

*jail break in progress*
I PM'd him to try & change the first thread title. That might do the trick.

OMG! :-2 I just asked Nomad to remove his penis!

:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:53 pm

:wah: He is long gone, in front of that plasma set and pre-game stuff................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:56 pm

:wah: Oh my gosh Snooze, that's too funny.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:20 pm

Lon wrote: The TV does not go with that cabinet. It dominates. Get rid of the cabinet or keep the TV separate from the cabinet.

stands with lon on this one

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:29 pm

Nomad wrote:

My wife thinks it will look stupid and says it has something to do with my penis. :-5

Opinions please.
why is your penis too large?

This is so funny. Because on other forums, where there are really conservative people, you may have gotten a lot of complaints just for writing the word "penis". Nevertheless, I clicked on the thread. And it was not what I thought it was about.

:rolleyes:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:09 pm

Saffron wrote: why is your penis too large?

This is so funny. Because on other forums, where there are really conservative people, you may have gotten a lot of complaints just for writing the word "penis". Nevertheless, I clicked on the thread. And it was not what I thought it was about.

:rolleyes:
I seldom is, when Nomad's involved. :p

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:50 pm

:sneaky: :sneaky: Naughty Snooze..!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:16 am

:yh_giggle Snooze bumped "My Penis" and brought it up to the top of the thread list.

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:55 am

Accountable wrote: :yh_giggle Snooze bumped "My Penis" and brought it up to the top of the thread list.

ACC's PEEP

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:06 pm

Nomad wrote: Theres trouble in this house !We bought a 37" plasma tv.It barely fits in the cabinet we have. I had to remove the doors and rails to fit it.

We have 30 days (2 now) to return or exchange it.

I want to exchange it for a 42" for about $400.00 more and pull the middle

cabinet out and keep it in storage until we get a bigger place.

We can wall mount it with an extendable arm that will bring it out to

the edge of the 2 remaining cabinets that will stay.

My wife thinks it will look stupid and says it has something to do with my penis. :-5

Opinions please.

Nomad, this is my area of career training. THe reason your wife thinks it will look stupid is because there is no "weight" anchoring the two outer peices (which look even heavier with just a flat tv in the middle). Can you find a coffee table or bench or lowboy chest the same color wood as the two outer peices to hang the TV over? That would anchor the two outer peices and not make it look like a tiny TV (because the TV will look tiny between those two outer shelves) stuck between two shelves that look misplaced. If you can fimd a chest with the same color wood but not the same handles/pulls, its easy to go to the hardware store and find something similiar and switch them out. Let me know if this helps!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:30 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: ACC's PEEP

[photo deleted because it may not offend some :p ]
:yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:42 pm

So, i'm not too sure but did Gonad get his penis sorted out? :-3

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:45 pm

abbey wrote: So, i'm not too sure but did Gonad get his penis sorted out? :-3

He decided to go with a "turtle neck" as opposed to a "Dickie":)

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:32 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote:

He decided to go with a "turtle neck" as opposed to a "Dickie":)What was the pic?