Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?
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SnoozeControl wrote: I think he should just knock on the door.:rolleyes:
A perfectly valid and practical idea snooze, though somewhat obvious for someone with U.K.s. type of philosphical mindset.
A perfectly valid and practical idea snooze, though somewhat obvious for someone with U.K.s. type of philosphical mindset.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Nomad wrote: We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?
Nomad, I am entirely in agreement with your disparagement of the freeloading ways of birds, many other animals get praised for activities and attributes that we misleadingly place on them. For instance Dolphins are seen as miraculously smart animals, and they are clever, for animals, yet if a human was to spend its adult life jumping through hoops for dead fish day in day out, we would hardly turn out in our thousands to applaud. Dolphins are also quite agressive buggers and loudmouthed too, yet we love them, why?
Whales, another supposedly extremely intelligent species. Now admittedly cetaceans are in general though to be much more intelligent that all other animals disregarding primates of course, but aside from swimming around a lot, singing extremely tedious songs about ocean geography, and generally being confused by sonar signals from Nuclear submarines (our fault I am first to admit) they havn't exactly achieved very much (aside from having existed for many millions of years involving procreating, causing a holocaust amougst plankton, and again singing those slow airs), have they? I mean, thats not a reason to hunt them to extinction or anything, but I don't think that too many Nobel prizes for literature will be handed out to Whales in 2007 do you? So next time some one corners you at a dinner party with the old "you know, whales are more intelligent than people" line (usually a sexual gambit strangely enough) you can smile sadly and reply "in your specific case, unfortunatly, you are entirely correct and I suggest that you turn yourself over to a japanese fisherman at once".
Nomad, I am entirely in agreement with your disparagement of the freeloading ways of birds, many other animals get praised for activities and attributes that we misleadingly place on them. For instance Dolphins are seen as miraculously smart animals, and they are clever, for animals, yet if a human was to spend its adult life jumping through hoops for dead fish day in day out, we would hardly turn out in our thousands to applaud. Dolphins are also quite agressive buggers and loudmouthed too, yet we love them, why?
Whales, another supposedly extremely intelligent species. Now admittedly cetaceans are in general though to be much more intelligent that all other animals disregarding primates of course, but aside from swimming around a lot, singing extremely tedious songs about ocean geography, and generally being confused by sonar signals from Nuclear submarines (our fault I am first to admit) they havn't exactly achieved very much (aside from having existed for many millions of years involving procreating, causing a holocaust amougst plankton, and again singing those slow airs), have they? I mean, thats not a reason to hunt them to extinction or anything, but I don't think that too many Nobel prizes for literature will be handed out to Whales in 2007 do you? So next time some one corners you at a dinner party with the old "you know, whales are more intelligent than people" line (usually a sexual gambit strangely enough) you can smile sadly and reply "in your specific case, unfortunatly, you are entirely correct and I suggest that you turn yourself over to a japanese fisherman at once".
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
If you could be any person in the world for one day, who would you be and why?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Sheryl wrote: If you could be any person in the world for one day, who would you be and why?
I would be the head of the NSC, or NSA, or however it is who actually knows the truth about the whole alien thing. Even though I believe myself that the idea of there having being alien vistations to Earth is remote in the extreme, it would be nice to actually know if there was a real cover up there.
Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone else what I found out, it would take the mystery out of life.
Oh and if that wasn't possible, then I would be one of the Moon astronauts, and spend all day remembering what it was like to look down at the beautiful globe of the earth from its dusty, dead moon 250,000 miles away.
I would be the head of the NSC, or NSA, or however it is who actually knows the truth about the whole alien thing. Even though I believe myself that the idea of there having being alien vistations to Earth is remote in the extreme, it would be nice to actually know if there was a real cover up there.
Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone else what I found out, it would take the mystery out of life.
Oh and if that wasn't possible, then I would be one of the Moon astronauts, and spend all day remembering what it was like to look down at the beautiful globe of the earth from its dusty, dead moon 250,000 miles away.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Galbally wrote: A perfectly valid and practical idea snooze, though somewhat obvious for someone with U.K.s. type of philosphical mindset.
No - I just hadn't thought of that :wah:
No - I just hadn't thought of that :wah:
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Galbally wrote: Nomad, I am entirely in agreement with your disparagement of the freeloading ways of birds, many other animals get praised for activities and attributes that we misleadingly place on them. For instance Dolphins are seen as miraculously smart animals, and they are clever, for animals, yet if a human was to spend its adult life jumping through hoops for dead fish day in day out, we would hardly turn out in our thousands to applaud. Dolphins are also quite agressive buggers and loudmouthed too, yet we love them, why?
Whales, another supposedly extremely intelligent species. Now admittedly cetaceans are in general though to be much more intelligent that all other animals disregarding primates of course, but aside from swimming around a lot, singing extremely tedious songs about ocean geography, and generally being confused by sonar signals from Nuclear submarines (our fault I am first to admit) they havn't exactly achieved very much (aside from having existed for many millions of years involving procreating, causing a holocaust amougst plankton, and again singing those slow airs), have they? I mean, thats not a reason to hunt them to extinction or anything, but I don't think that too many Nobel prizes for literature will be handed out to Whales in 2007 do you? So next time some one corners you at a dinner party with the old "you know, whales are more intelligent than people" line (usually a sexual gambit strangely enough) you can smile sadly and reply "in your specific case, unfortunatly, you are entirely correct and I suggest that you turn yourself over to a japanese fisherman at once".
Yea but you never answered the question.
Whales, another supposedly extremely intelligent species. Now admittedly cetaceans are in general though to be much more intelligent that all other animals disregarding primates of course, but aside from swimming around a lot, singing extremely tedious songs about ocean geography, and generally being confused by sonar signals from Nuclear submarines (our fault I am first to admit) they havn't exactly achieved very much (aside from having existed for many millions of years involving procreating, causing a holocaust amougst plankton, and again singing those slow airs), have they? I mean, thats not a reason to hunt them to extinction or anything, but I don't think that too many Nobel prizes for literature will be handed out to Whales in 2007 do you? So next time some one corners you at a dinner party with the old "you know, whales are more intelligent than people" line (usually a sexual gambit strangely enough) you can smile sadly and reply "in your specific case, unfortunatly, you are entirely correct and I suggest that you turn yourself over to a japanese fisherman at once".
Yea but you never answered the question.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood. What do you think ?
I AM AWESOME MAN
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or a fresh corpse
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I have to ask you AGAIN ................Is it so bad to be in love and love the man you are married to.
How bad can it be to be happy.............................
How bad can it be to be happy.............................
The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
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all down hill from now on
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Nomad wrote: Yea but you never answered the question.
Sorry, I thought it obvious as that as birds do not possess engines, that a large portion of their flight would necessitate gliding.
In other words. Yes.
Sorry, I thought it obvious as that as birds do not possess engines, that a large portion of their flight would necessitate gliding.
In other words. Yes.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Nomad wrote: You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood. What do you think ?
I believe that there must be a more palatable solution to your problem than a bag of blood, it may also be counterproductive and attract more mosquitoes than it distracts.
What do you think?
I believe that there must be a more palatable solution to your problem than a bag of blood, it may also be counterproductive and attract more mosquitoes than it distracts.
What do you think?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
123cat wrote: or a fresh corpse
Indeed.
Indeed.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
nvalleyvee wrote: I have to ask you AGAIN ................Is it so bad to be in love and love the man you are married to.
How bad can it be to be happy.............................
What question are you actually asking me? Are you in love with two men or just one, as this is unclear? The second question is also an oxymoron as in "how wrong can it be to be right?" I shall answer your questions as best i may if they are clarified a little.
How bad can it be to be happy.............................
What question are you actually asking me? Are you in love with two men or just one, as this is unclear? The second question is also an oxymoron as in "how wrong can it be to be right?" I shall answer your questions as best i may if they are clarified a little.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
123cat wrote: all down hill from now on
Have you been listening to pink floyd much lately, you need to cheer up a little.
Have you been listening to pink floyd much lately, you need to cheer up a little.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
I've been to Bingo with my friend tonight....I didn't win ....(again)...why ? What has lady luck got against me ?:-1
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something. Does it ?
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Bez wrote: I've been to Bingo with my friend tonight....I didn't win ....(again)...why ? What has lady luck got against me ?:-1
Bez, god does not play dice. If you don't want to lose your money, don't bet it on little balls in a drum, invest in south american copper stocks as an alternative, less fun, but more secure.
Bez, god does not play dice. If you don't want to lose your money, don't bet it on little balls in a drum, invest in south american copper stocks as an alternative, less fun, but more secure.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Nomad wrote: If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something. Does it ?
I think that your idea is valid, however, it would be highly dependent on the island you were on, and the use of vowel sounds in the native language. Also there is the thorny issue of what "poppy-oompy" might mean. It may be that you are inviting someone to have high tea, or alternately asking for your genatalia to be removed and roasted in a clay oven. I have found your recent posts to be amusing, though tangental. A little like yourself I suppose.
I think that your idea is valid, however, it would be highly dependent on the island you were on, and the use of vowel sounds in the native language. Also there is the thorny issue of what "poppy-oompy" might mean. It may be that you are inviting someone to have high tea, or alternately asking for your genatalia to be removed and roasted in a clay oven. I have found your recent posts to be amusing, though tangental. A little like yourself I suppose.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SnoozeControl wrote: How 'bout we just hang a big bag o'Nomad... that oughta work.
Cruel, but appropriate.
Cruel, but appropriate.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
mrsK wrote: She hates me as well what have we done to deserve this?
You have had the misfortune to be born into a universe ruled by chaos and uncertainty, it would be wise for you to accomodate yourself to such ideas, it will avoid future disillusionment with life.
You have had the misfortune to be born into a universe ruled by chaos and uncertainty, it would be wise for you to accomodate yourself to such ideas, it will avoid future disillusionment with life.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Galbally wrote: Bez, god does not play dice. If you don't want to lose your money, don't bet it on little balls in a drum, invest in south american copper stocks as an alternative, less fun, but more secure.
My work colleague loves Bingo. She can't drive so I take her once every 6 to 8 weeks. It's a night out so no sweat and I don't spend much....
Now....how do I go about buying South American Copper stocks ????
My work colleague loves Bingo. She can't drive so I take her once every 6 to 8 weeks. It's a night out so no sweat and I don't spend much....
Now....how do I go about buying South American Copper stocks ????
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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Bez wrote: My work colleague loves Bingo. She can't drive so I take her once every 6 to 8 weeks. It's a night out so no sweat and I don't spend much....
Now....how do I go about buying South American Copper stocks ????
Well, as long as you feel comfortable with your sporadic gambling there is not much need for concern. As for the copper stocks I suggest that you contact a U.K. based broker that will deal in small accounts involving semiprecious metals. Good Luck.
Now....how do I go about buying South American Copper stocks ????
Well, as long as you feel comfortable with your sporadic gambling there is not much need for concern. As for the copper stocks I suggest that you contact a U.K. based broker that will deal in small accounts involving semiprecious metals. Good Luck.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
mrsK wrote: The chaos I think I can fix just to make it bearable.
The uncertainty,now I am not sure that I have much power over that:-3
What do you suggest?
Unfortunatly the principal of uncertainty has been found to be built into the universe at a fundamental, subatomic level. Heisenberg postulated how such uncertainty works in his famous principal. Uncertainty in fact seems to be the only absolute certainty about the universe, which is a little confusing I suppose. My advice is not to worry as this is all basically God's fault and therefore the blame lies with him/her/it.
The uncertainty,now I am not sure that I have much power over that:-3
What do you suggest?
Unfortunatly the principal of uncertainty has been found to be built into the universe at a fundamental, subatomic level. Heisenberg postulated how such uncertainty works in his famous principal. Uncertainty in fact seems to be the only absolute certainty about the universe, which is a little confusing I suppose. My advice is not to worry as this is all basically God's fault and therefore the blame lies with him/her/it.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Does familiarity breed contempt?
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koan wrote: Does familiarity breed contempt?
Yes it does, and absence makes the heart grow fonder, grass is always greener, etc etc. This is because basically people are sentimental and wistful about things they don't have or know about, and are easily bored with things that they encounter often. Why this should be so, I do not know, but it is undoubtedly true based on my own (somewhat limited) life experience.
Yes it does, and absence makes the heart grow fonder, grass is always greener, etc etc. This is because basically people are sentimental and wistful about things they don't have or know about, and are easily bored with things that they encounter often. Why this should be so, I do not know, but it is undoubtedly true based on my own (somewhat limited) life experience.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Dear Dr Galbally,
is it true that the little people guard the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
is it true that the little people guard the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
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abbey wrote: Dear Dr Galbally,
is it true that the little people guard the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Sure begorrah tis girl! And if ye dance tree and a haif toimes anti-clockwoise round de fairy fort up in Wicklow on all-shouls night shure doesn't the divil himshevlf come out and hit ye a kick up the hole!
P.S. Is is true that protestants are good singers?, I always wondered.
is it true that the little people guard the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Sure begorrah tis girl! And if ye dance tree and a haif toimes anti-clockwoise round de fairy fort up in Wicklow on all-shouls night shure doesn't the divil himshevlf come out and hit ye a kick up the hole!
P.S. Is is true that protestants are good singers?, I always wondered.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
SnoozeControl wrote: Hey Galbally, if you've got a mic there's a thread to make an introductory wav file. I'm sure we'd all love to hear your voice.
And maybe you could include a butt pic? (Can't hurt to ask, can it?)
Oh right, well, I have to get a mike actually because I broke the last one, so now I can't skype people, so I will get one and give you a blast of my country irish accent, unfortunatly I will decline on the butt picture, though the interest in my posterior is appreciated. I will do it as soon as I get myself a new mike.
And maybe you could include a butt pic? (Can't hurt to ask, can it?)
Oh right, well, I have to get a mike actually because I broke the last one, so now I can't skype people, so I will get one and give you a blast of my country irish accent, unfortunatly I will decline on the butt picture, though the interest in my posterior is appreciated. I will do it as soon as I get myself a new mike.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Dear Dr. Galbally
Are you from Galbally
?
Are you from Galbally
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jennyswan wrote: Dear Dr. Galbally
Are you from Galbally ?
Dear Jenny, no, I'm not, but my family originate from there back in the mysts of time. I intend on returning down there one day though to reclaim my birthright! As to where I actually am from I will leave up to your imagination, though I think you may know. All I will say is that its Leinster, not Dublin, and not the midlands, and after that I will leave a bit of mystery in it. I have a feeling you already know where I am anyway, I think I know where you are as well, though not exactly. Actually I see they are all talking about having some big meet up in London soon, which may or may not be a good idea, but if I was over in England round then it might be fun to actually meet some of my fellow FGers, though whether we might all be a bit dissapointed is another question.
P.S. Its a cold night tonight, innit flippin freezin?
Are you from Galbally
?Dear Jenny, no, I'm not, but my family originate from there back in the mysts of time. I intend on returning down there one day though to reclaim my birthright! As to where I actually am from I will leave up to your imagination, though I think you may know. All I will say is that its Leinster, not Dublin, and not the midlands, and after that I will leave a bit of mystery in it. I have a feeling you already know where I am anyway, I think I know where you are as well, though not exactly. Actually I see they are all talking about having some big meet up in London soon, which may or may not be a good idea, but if I was over in England round then it might be fun to actually meet some of my fellow FGers, though whether we might all be a bit dissapointed is another question.
P.S. Its a cold night tonight, innit flippin freezin?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Dear Jenny, no, I'm not, but my family originate from there back in the mysts of time. I intend on returning down there one day though to reclaim my birthright! As to where I actually am from I will leave up to your imagination, though I think you may know. All I will say is that its Leinster, not Dublin, and not the midlands, and after that I will leave a bit of mystery in it. I have a feeling you already know where I am anyway, I think I know where you are as well, though not exactly. Actually I see they are all talking about having some big meet up in London soon, which may or may not be a good idea, but if I was over in England round then it might be fun to actually meet some of my fellow FGers, though whether we might all be a bit dissapointed is another question.
P.S. Its a cold night tonight, innit flippin freezin?
Ok I won't blow your cover
Yeah it's cold alright. I don't mind the cold though, hate the rain.
I'm on a later shift tomorrow so I can have a bit of a sleep in.
P.S. Its a cold night tonight, innit flippin freezin?
Ok I won't blow your cover
Yeah it's cold alright. I don't mind the cold though, hate the rain.
I'm on a later shift tomorrow so I can have a bit of a sleep in.
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jennyswan wrote: Ok I won't blow your cover
Yeah it's cold alright. I don't mind the cold though, hate the rain.
I'm on a later shift tomorrow so I can have a bit of a sleep in.
Thank you my fellow countrywoman, I'm off work for a few days now, so its up to atha cliath with me for some fun and a big wedding do on saturday night, you get yourself a good lie-in in the morning. And get a good sleep in tonight. I'm off I have to go visiting people this evening.
Yeah it's cold alright. I don't mind the cold though, hate the rain.
I'm on a later shift tomorrow so I can have a bit of a sleep in.
Thank you my fellow countrywoman, I'm off work for a few days now, so its up to atha cliath with me for some fun and a big wedding do on saturday night, you get yourself a good lie-in in the morning. And get a good sleep in tonight. I'm off I have to go visiting people this evening.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Thank you my fellow countrywoman, I'm off work for a few days now, so its up to atha cliath with me for some fun and a big wedding do on saturday night, you get yourself a good lie-in in the morning. And get a good sleep in tonight. I'm off I have to go visiting people this evening.
Thanks Doc!! Having to be social is such a b!tch isn't it?
I just love being able to stay in and vegitate. Don't tell anyone, it would ruin my Wild Image
Don't get too involved with 'those inside the Pale'. They are not really Irish. They are just Aliens trying to take over the Country. Take care and have fun.
xx
Thanks Doc!! Having to be social is such a b!tch isn't it?
I just love being able to stay in and vegitate. Don't tell anyone, it would ruin my Wild Image
Don't get too involved with 'those inside the Pale'. They are not really Irish. They are just Aliens trying to take over the Country. Take care and have fun.
xx
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Hi Doc
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one? :-3
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one? :-3
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Uncle Kram wrote: Hi Doc
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one? :-3
Thats an old one, but funny, well at least you didn't do a paddy irishman joke, (p.s. Irish people do not think telling Irish jokes is funny or clever, whether they laugh at them or not, we are quite prickly about that actually, not like muslims with Danish cartoons or anything, but still). Fit as a butchers dog? Does that mean good looking, because the butchers dog gets the lean meat? I'm at a bit of a loss, but it must mean good -looking because why would you ask out a minger? Hmmmn, my short answer is, yes, give her one you dashing devil you.
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one? :-3
Thats an old one, but funny, well at least you didn't do a paddy irishman joke, (p.s. Irish people do not think telling Irish jokes is funny or clever, whether they laugh at them or not, we are quite prickly about that actually, not like muslims with Danish cartoons or anything, but still). Fit as a butchers dog? Does that mean good looking, because the butchers dog gets the lean meat? I'm at a bit of a loss, but it must mean good -looking because why would you ask out a minger? Hmmmn, my short answer is, yes, give her one you dashing devil you.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Hello Galbally,
I'm new here and I've been a bit ardent in my pursuit of Nomad. He seems to be ignoring me now. Can you give me some hints on catching a man?
I'm new here and I've been a bit ardent in my pursuit of Nomad. He seems to be ignoring me now. Can you give me some hints on catching a man?
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HotnSexyForNomad wrote: Hello Galbally,
I'm new here and I've been a bit ardent in my pursuit of Nomad. He seems to be ignoring me now. Can you give me some hints on catching a man?
Dear hotandsexyfornomad, well, firstly are you sure that you are not actually nomad, and that this post is just an excuse to get me to write "hotandsexyfornomad"? I will presume that you are being honest, though I cannot comment onto your current choice of a desireable partner. As for how to "catch" a man. Well first, do yourself up a bit, be coy demur, but definetely available. This is all useful in general, in nomads specific case, I think our peripathetic friend is something of a masochist so treat him mean, and keep him keen. Of course the fact that you are using the title "hotandsexyfornomad" in a way defeats the purpose of any advice as I would imagine that even nomad would pick up on the fact that you may have some designs on him sexually, I suggest that in future you are a bit more oblique and hard-nosed in your approach, as the mystery of a woman is very alluring to men, well at least it is until the mortgage bills start piling up and the kids wont shut up. Basically my suggestion is to ignore him and see if he shows any interest in the coming few weeks, if he doesn't then leave him alone, if he does, they we shall discuss phase 2.
I'm new here and I've been a bit ardent in my pursuit of Nomad. He seems to be ignoring me now. Can you give me some hints on catching a man?
Dear hotandsexyfornomad, well, firstly are you sure that you are not actually nomad, and that this post is just an excuse to get me to write "hotandsexyfornomad"? I will presume that you are being honest, though I cannot comment onto your current choice of a desireable partner. As for how to "catch" a man. Well first, do yourself up a bit, be coy demur, but definetely available. This is all useful in general, in nomads specific case, I think our peripathetic friend is something of a masochist so treat him mean, and keep him keen. Of course the fact that you are using the title "hotandsexyfornomad" in a way defeats the purpose of any advice as I would imagine that even nomad would pick up on the fact that you may have some designs on him sexually, I suggest that in future you are a bit more oblique and hard-nosed in your approach, as the mystery of a woman is very alluring to men, well at least it is until the mortgage bills start piling up and the kids wont shut up. Basically my suggestion is to ignore him and see if he shows any interest in the coming few weeks, if he doesn't then leave him alone, if he does, they we shall discuss phase 2.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
Hi Doc
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one?
And I thought I was his special friend.
Hey Dr Galbally,
My dream is to go back to Uni but financially I can't afford it this year. I had my hope set on going in Sep but it won't come through. I want to know what you think of Open University as an Option. Oh and please forgive me for putting a serious ? into your thread. I hpe I won't be flogged at daylight in the market square.
Jen
A girl I know has asked me for a double-entendre. She's as fit as a Butchers dog, so do you think I should give her one?
And I thought I was his special friend.
Hey Dr Galbally,
My dream is to go back to Uni but financially I can't afford it this year. I had my hope set on going in Sep but it won't come through. I want to know what you think of Open University as an Option. Oh and please forgive me for putting a serious ? into your thread. I hpe I won't be flogged at daylight in the market square.
Jen
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jennyswan wrote: And I thought I was his special friend.
Hey Dr Galbally,
My dream is to go back to Uni but financially I can't afford it this year. I had my hope set on going in Sep but it won't come through. I want to know what you think of Open University as an Option. Oh and please forgive me for putting a serious ? into your thread. I hpe I won't be flogged at daylight in the market square.
Jen
I think that doing an OU course is an excellent idea. The courses are good and the OU is a well regarded acadmic institution. It is expensive to do it in Ireland, but there is a facility whereby you can pay monthly while doing your course. Courses start in february and september (I think) The main difficulty would be in disciplining yourself to sit down and work at the course after a hard slog in your day job, but most people are able to do this, though its not easy if you want high grades, it will take a lot of work. But jenny I think that its a very good idea and that you should investigate it further.
Hey Dr Galbally,
My dream is to go back to Uni but financially I can't afford it this year. I had my hope set on going in Sep but it won't come through. I want to know what you think of Open University as an Option. Oh and please forgive me for putting a serious ? into your thread. I hpe I won't be flogged at daylight in the market square.
Jen
I think that doing an OU course is an excellent idea. The courses are good and the OU is a well regarded acadmic institution. It is expensive to do it in Ireland, but there is a facility whereby you can pay monthly while doing your course. Courses start in february and september (I think) The main difficulty would be in disciplining yourself to sit down and work at the course after a hard slog in your day job, but most people are able to do this, though its not easy if you want high grades, it will take a lot of work. But jenny I think that its a very good idea and that you should investigate it further.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
I think that doing an OU course is an excellent idea. The courses are good and the OU is a well regarded acadmic institution. It is expensive to do it in Ireland, but there is a facility whereby you can pay monthly while doing your course. Courses start in february and september (I think) The main difficulty would be in disciplining yourself to sit down and work at the course after a hard slog in your day job, but most people are able to do this, though its not easy if you want high grades, it will take a lot of work. But jenny I think that its a very good idea and that you should investigate it further.
Great thanks. I wouldn't find it hard to sit down and learn. I love learning plus it's different when you want to do it isn't it? I will have a look at their site and inform myself. Thank you.
Great thanks. I wouldn't find it hard to sit down and learn. I love learning plus it's different when you want to do it isn't it? I will have a look at their site and inform myself. Thank you.
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jennyswan wrote: Great thanks. I wouldn't find it hard to sit down and learn. I love learning plus it's different when you want to do it isn't it? I will have a look at their site and inform myself. Thank you.
I am quite sure that you would prosper in an OU course, I hope that you are able to get to do one as soon as possible. Good luck.
I am quite sure that you would prosper in an OU course, I hope that you are able to get to do one as soon as possible. Good luck.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Galbally's Advice Column for FG.
I am quite sure that you would prosper in an OU course, I hope that you are able to get to do one as soon as possible. Good luck.
Thanks Doc. I hope you have a good weekend. I'm off to work soon. Ahhh.
Thanks Doc. I hope you have a good weekend. I'm off to work soon. Ahhh.