Senior Fire Department.....

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:26 pm

Clipper wrote: One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant ... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norske fire fighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat foocking truck!

ahahahahahahahahaha priceless

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:36 pm

HEY !

We dont talk like that ok ?

:p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:45 pm

I loved the movie Fargo but the damage is done :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:03 pm

I hurt myself rolling my eyes. :rolleyes:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:26 am

:wah: Ha ha ha ha those were good clipper :wah:

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:53 am

:wah:

Attached files

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:56 am

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question

>>and

>>tapped him on the shoulder.

>>

>>The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,

>>drove

>>up

>>over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass

>>window.

>>

>>For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the

>>still

>>shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of

>>me."

>>

>>The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he

>>didn't

>>realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The

>>driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today

>>is my

>>first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25

>>years."

>>