A Mommy was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The Mommy took the item away from her daughter and told her not to do that. "Why" the daughter asked?
"Because it's been laying outside, on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" the Mommy replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at at her Mommy with total admiration and asked, "Wow", How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ... Mommy thinking quickly, " All Mommy's know this stuff, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
After walking along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the Mommy test,
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then you have to be the Daddy."
"Exactly" replied the Mommy with a big smile!
:rolleyes:
