Hey Doc..........
Hey Doc..........
:wah: :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Hey Doc..........
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one..!!
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
Hey Doc..........
Clipper wrote: A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left
breast and screams,
then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more
agony. She pushes her
knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and
screams. Everywhere
she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are
you?"
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is
broken."
:yh_rotfl At least it didn't start out as a Blond joke!
(Just goes to show ya, you never know do ya!)
and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left
breast and screams,
then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more
agony. She pushes her
knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and
screams. Everywhere
she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are
you?"
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is
broken."
:yh_rotfl At least it didn't start out as a Blond joke!
(Just goes to show ya, you never know do ya!)
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