OoooooSheryl....................

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:06 pm

:yh_tongue

ha ha ha real funny :rolleyes:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:18 pm

Clipper is that you?? you handsome devil you.

Now thats a tractor and you match the color red in your shirt nicely..

Can I drive it??? :driving:

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:18 pm

Clipper wrote: Ok...just to make ya feel better...here's a pic of a real tractor...MINE!:D

Now that's what I call real a Sweeeeet machine Clip!!!:)

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:20 pm

Only reason farmalls are painted red, is so that so when you bust your knuckles working on them it doesn't show blood. :p

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:24 pm

Clipper wrote: That old gal is a 1954 Farmall Super H. I completely restored her to show room condition. Spent over $12K in parts ....but don't tell the Missus.....

CARLA....sure you kin drive her!!:D

I'm telling I'm telling :p

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:40 pm

ok hears a peace offering....:wah:

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.

Farmer Brown responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"

Farmer Brown said, "Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."

Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side."

He continued, "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."

"Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."

Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. "The patrolman looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are YOU feeling'?"

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:01 pm

Ok here's another couldn't resist. :wah:

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."