Women over 40

[Raven]

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are

just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit

around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's

usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,



what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of

40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with

you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of

course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they

think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what

it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women

friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best

friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over

40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she

knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a

woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not

true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over

40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if

you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to

wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,

well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow

pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire

Pig, just to get a little sausage.

[sunny104]

LOL!

I'm like that now, though!:D

[valerie]

It's funny, but Andy Rooney didn't write it!



http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp



Sorry!



:-2

[minks]

OMG that was funny

[Raven]

LOL! It made me smile!

Hey Val! It's just one of those silly email things my mother sent me. Just thought I would share it.

[valerie]

Well, if Andy Rooney didn't write it I wonder who did... someone who

apparently knows his subject matter VERY well!!



:D

[Raven]

LOL!! Yep! Has me pegged pretty well too!

[chonsigirl]

:wah: So true!

[jennyswan]

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire

Pig, just to get a little sausage.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[Sheryl]

:wah: That was great,

[Saffron]

Oh I really like that thread, it's very true.

On another note......

Has anyone ever listened to Tom Likus? He has his own radio show, he said some horrible things about women over 40. I will never listen to his show again, do not know why i was in the first place.:sneaky:

[CARLA]

:wah: :wah: SO true.. SO true..!! Now what about us women over 50.. who are pushing 60...

[weeder]

I loved that.. and every word is absolutely true!!