A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with
fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of
me."
Says the chicken: "big deal I only have to cough, and the entire
planet s***'s itself."
The scarey chicken
The scarey chicken
:wah: That was a good one.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son