Ask Sneezer Anything...Anything At All !!! Really !

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:23 pm

Snooze

Are you any good at choosing presents for people who already have everything?

Some friends of mine are getting married in a fortnight. She works in a shop specialising in reptiles and has always been interested in snakes, and he is a driver for a local undertaker. I just couldn't think what to get them for a wedding present. In the end I just bought them some towels with Hiss and Hearse on. Do you think I did the right thing?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:33 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Never heard of, but google brought me to this interesting site:

http://www.hill.af.mil/uttr/

Its even got jet noises.
That's where I worked. I might still have friends there. Would you like a tour?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:16 pm

What was your very favorite pet you have ever had?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:49 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Only if the tour guides are nude. And male.
I don't think you wanna see these males nude. :-3

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:58 pm

What is your most disgusting habit?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:34 pm

What exciting things are ya gonna do tonight?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Check out my av though... is that cute or what?:-4
It's adorable! :-4

So...what cha doin' tonight? Wine, gettin' giddy, gonna liven up this place tonight? hmmmmmm.....:-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:49 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I hate this thread and I'd like to kill Nomad. Slowly.

you could always kick him in the Kajones

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:08 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: That's cojones, you goofy Canadian.:rolleyes:

potato

patato

ya knew what I meant

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:12 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Its me and you

and you and me

no matter how they tossed the dice

it had to be

Get this song outta my head!

heh heh heh :sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:38 pm

How do you pronounce the surname of the singer Nelly Furtado?

Is it Furtado or Furtado?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:13 pm

mrsK wrote: I am pretty sure it is Furtado.:-6

You say Furtado

I say Furtado

Let's call the whole thing off

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:18 pm

Can you post a compromising picture of yourself next time you have pulsating hot flashes ? :-6

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:34 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Check my photo thingie... I'm sure I'm sweating like a horse.

Someone as lady-like as yourself should be perspiring like an ox

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:00 am

Are Masochists getting a fair crack of the whip? :-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:03 am

*Accountable comes galloping in on a rented steed (his being in the cleaners) to save the fair damsel, but began laughing too hard to do anything effectively.*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:20 am

Sneeze, do you think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:05 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Is that some kinky sexual reference?

No. This is a well thought out scientific proposal that could revolutionize the way we travel and eat shrimp.

What say you ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:10 am

Nomad wrote: No. This is a well thought out scientific proposal that could revolutionize the way we travel and eat shrimp.

What say you ?
How will you get home? :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:16 am

Accountable wrote: How will you get home? :-3

dammit !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:47 am

No.

Super duper rideable shrimp.

Saddles. packs, the whole 9 yds. Then you eat them at the end of the day.

Is this genius or what ?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:48 am

Dearest Snooze,

What thoughts run through our dearest Nomad's head?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:54 am

They say you should play dead when your being attacked by a bear as opposed to flopping around making a fool of yourself. You will still get eaten but at least all the other Salmon will be thinking "hey man that is one cool cucumber"

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:17 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Something fishy, I think. Shrimp and salmon in particular.
Is Nomad a cat? That sounds like a cat food.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:19 am

Nomad wrote: They say you should play dead when your being attacked by a bear as opposed to flopping around making a fool of yourself. You will still get eaten but at least all the other Salmon will be thinking "hey man that is one cool cucumber"

What do you do if you're attacked by a giant shrimp??:D