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minks wrote: Outback Jack Portable Chainsaw. Jives quickly assembled the equipment and helped speed up their escape. As Far and Jives "carved" their exit, they could smell the rancid stench of the beasts breath grow stronger..... "Faster Man", Jives yells to Far, "that animals breath is going to kill us if we don't get out of here...." As the men made the final cut on the door and entered the pumpkin, the hairy beast took a swipe at the gourd sending it into a violent spin. Both Far and Jives reefed the door shut and hung on to the stringy insides as they spun around and around. ..... "hold on boys, this won't take long" said the voice of............
the beast. Then....Far remembered! :-6 Remembered to ask his Genie for three wishes. Far's first wish was for Jives and himself to be turned back into men, the second wish was for the pumpkin to stop spinning and the third wish....three more wishes! :sneaky: :D All of a sudden the wishes were becoming true! Far and Jives turned back into men and the pumpkin burst into pieces. They both stood up, shaking pumpkin gutts off their clothing, when........
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Lil~Basco wrote: the beast. Then....Far remembered! :-6 Remembered to ask his Genie for three wishes. Far's first wish was for Jives and himself to be turned back into men, the second wish was for the pumpkin to stop spinning and the third wish....three more wishes! :sneaky: :D All of a sudden the wishes were becoming true! Far and Jives turned back into men and the pumpkin burst into pieces. They both stood up, shaking pumpkin gutts off their clothing, when........


the Geni smacked FAR in the back of his head sending him sprawling headfirst into Jives. "FOUL" screamed the Geni. " You cannot ask me to grant such a wish. It is selfish, manipulative and .................
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SOJOURNER wrote: the Geni smacked FAR in the back of his head sending him sprawling headfirst into Jives. "FOUL" screamed the Geni. " You cannot ask me to grant such a wish. It is selfish, manipulative and .................
*quickly Geni flips throught the rule book to page 666 and sticks it into Fars face* See Far this rates right up there with double dipping, you just can't ask for some silly extended wish thing a ma bob. And because you did, the rules state I have to now subtract a wish from you, and that wish is my choice and well far, Jives will go back to "man size" but you my friend remain the size of a peanut until.......
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buttercup arrives with her wand to sprinkle yellow fairy dust & make the bad genie sorry for messing with far & jives in the first place grrrrrrrr
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buttercup wrote: buttercup arrives with her wand to sprinkle yellow fairy dust & make the bad genie sorry for messing with far & jives in the first place grrrrrrrr


Fairy Fairy, you can't over rule the double dipping or the extend-a-wish clause, there is only one person in the universe who has this ability and that person is..........................
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clears throat - ahem - buttercup

minxie where have you been, i was annointed with this power only last week :rolleyes:
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buttercup wrote: clears throat - ahem - buttercup

minxie where have you been, i was annointed with this power only last week :rolleyes:


Why was I not made aware *genie frantically flips through amendments and updates"

Buttercup I have nothing on paper, I am not sure I believe you......This seems highly suspicious... I think a third party must be called in.......
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:yh_rotfl

hi minxie, so good to see you
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buttercup wrote: :yh_rotfl

hi minxie, so good to see you


"Wot" Looks around innocently ahahahahaha

OK Genie, stop messing with Butter, it is in the fine print, Butter wins.... Go ahead Butter you have the power to over rule!!!!
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awwwwww butter melts & gives all power back to minxie, sorry far & jives, sometimes you boys do get out of hand & minx can sort you out wayyyyyy better than me :wah:
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Jives picks himself up and dusts himself off. "Goodness! That was quite an adventure. I'm so glad I'm back to my old self! Thanks Buttercup! Now...since the wishes seem endless, I'd like you to turn Minks into a....."
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Jives wrote: Jives picks himself up and dusts himself off. "Goodness! That was quite an adventure. I'm so glad I'm back to my old self! Thanks Buttercup! Now...since the wishes seem endless, I'd like you to turn Minks into a....."


Minks stands tall (as tall as possible coming to Jives rib cage) and looks him in the eye......"be careful what you wish for" and awaits her destiny
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Jives wrote: Jives picks himself up and dusts himself off. "Goodness! That was quite an adventure. I'm so glad I'm back to my old self! Thanks Buttercup! Now...since the wishes seem endless, I'd like you to turn Minks into a....."


cant - wubs her :-4
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(Jives, seeing the look in Minks eye, gulps hard and laughs self-consciously) "Did I say "into" something? heh heh heh, I meant "onto" something!"

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Oh mighty and powerful genie, please turn Minks onto a trip to the Caribbean!" Instantly Minks, Far, and the genie are transported to a beautiful white beach with crystal clear water! Minks says...
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Jives wrote: (Jives, seeing the look in Minks eye, gulps hard and laughs self-consciously) "Did I say "into" something? heh heh heh, I meant "onto" something!"

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Oh mighty and powerful genie, please turn Minks onto a trip to the Caribbean!" Instantly Minks, Far, and the genie are transported to a beautiful white beach with crystal clear water! Minks says...


Holy Hannah I died and gone to heaven, get me rum and my bikini, and hey Let's get the other FG gang down here, waiiiiiit a second we forgot Jives he was supposed to come with us this trip.... GENI!!!!!!
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