Oh rats..............

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:24 am

What is this 'anal-goober' used for? I mean I could guess and it doesn't sound pleasant but my doctor wouldn't go anywhere near 'there' on a checkup.. Is this a special thing?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:47 am

Hurry and run away from home, Clipper! Pack up some goodies Mamma cooked last night, and come on over!

Leave the frying pan at home!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:01 am

I would be looking for the proctoligist with the smallest fingers!

Come on Clipper. Like you guys try to tell us women, "It'll only hurt for a minute dear".

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:06 am

Poor Clipper! You're always welcome here but getting a check up is a good thing!:)

PS I'd rather go to the gynecologist than a proctologist ANY day!:D

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:22 pm

Come on Clipper, say it with me, "It'll only hurt for a minute".:wah: :sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:43 pm

I've always said I'd like a tattoo that says "Exit Only" "Do Not Enter"

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:03 pm

Don't bathe for days before you go and maybe he will decide not to do it!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:21 pm

:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:28 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Far--that's what I like most about you. You just ain't right.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:36 pm

Clipper it will be over before you know it..!! the indignity of it all is barbaric I must admit.. but the other side of that is a medical problem you don't want ever.. So be a good boy and make that appointment before momma hits with that skillet again.. she is lookin out for your health..!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:38 pm

yep...it's for your own good! hahahahahaha

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Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:51 am

So, Clipper, when IS the big day? You know we'll all be here to laugh at, I mean give you support.:sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:01 am

Really. It won't be that bad. The doctor's finger will just SEEM much bigger than it is. He'll just hurry and do what he needs to do and it'll done and over with in no time. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:13 am

Tomorrow's the big day! :p

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:41 am

Clipper wrote: Pffffffttttttttttt.....You jest ain't right I tell ya.....

You sweet talker you.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:01 am

Clipper wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

this is just the funniest thread ever OMG I am all teary eyed from laughing at you all. Hey Clipper remember what ever the doc does to you, they to suffer equal humillity when they go for their own medical exams.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:19 pm

I bet Clipper is going to scream like a girl tomorrow. Could you send us a .wav file Clipper?:wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:59 am

Clipper wrote: Now THAT is jest down right ugly-mean,cold-hearted,and un-ladylike......may the fleas of a thousand camels politely infest yer armpits....but only fer a little while....mebbe a week.....:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
:o I am so flattered!:-4