Demented Wishes Game

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:28 pm

>>^..^

I wish I didn't need fudge everyday
Granted. You now need Ex-lax every day.

I wish my fiance didn't hate my cat.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:30 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You now need Ex-lax every day.

I wish my fiance didn't hate my cat.
granted...he sauteed the cat with some mushrooms and peppers_______________i wish my new sheriff would give me a really fast camaro like the state police drive____________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:31 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wish my fiance didn't hate my cat.
Granted, now he loves your cat and gives it baths with his tongue

(LOL)

I wish my 3 cats didn't crap so much

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:02 pm

i wish my new sheriff would give me a really fast camaro like the state police drive

Granted. But he demands sex in return

I wish my 3 cats didn't crap so much

Granted. But, from holding it in, the house now reeks of cat farts

I wish my daughter would go to bed on time

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:26 pm

koan wrote: I wish my daughter would go to bed on time
Granted. She goes to bed right away, and you can't drag her out of bed till noon.

I wish I could finish this damn puzzle I'm working on!!!

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:23 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. She goes to bed right away, and you can't drag her out of bed till noon.

I wish I could finish this damn puzzle I'm working on!!!
Granted, your brain expanded X2, and you are now a puzzle genius.

Your behind also expanded x2. :-3

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:50 pm

I wish der wulf would remember to make a new wish so the game doesn't stall

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:54 pm

>>^..^ I wish der wulf would remember to make a new wish so the game doesn't stall
Granted. DerWulf makes 29 wishes in a row, and doesn't grant any.

I wish I understood men.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:58 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. DerWulf makes 29 wishes in a row, and doesn't grant any.

I wish I understood men.
Granted you understand the rules 1) show up naked 2) bring food 3) don't get in the way of the TV

I wish my daughter would stay this age for ever and not grow up

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:49 pm

>>^..^ Granted you understand the rules 1) show up naked 2) bring food 3) don't get in the way of the TV

I wish my daughter would stay this age for ever and not grow up
Your wish is half granted, your daughter will grow up, but retain her sweetness.

I wish I could remove Cassie's footprint from my behind :-2

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:57 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I could remove Cassie's footprint from my behind :-2
Granted: I just kissed it better

I wish my furniture would not attract dust

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:02 pm

>>^..^

I wish my furniture would not attract dust
Granted. Now it attracts cat hair. From every cat in the neighborhood.

I wish it were SUMMER!!!!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:08 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish it were SUMMER!!!!!
Granted - it's august, too bad you skipped Valentines, I am sure you would have received a beautiful gift

I wish my groceries would put themselves away

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:32 pm

>>^..^ Granted - it's august, too bad you skipped Valentines, I am sure you would have received a beautiful gift

I wish my groceries would put themselves away
no need to put away groceries, the dog just snarfed them all down! _______i wish i had a new jaguar automobile________________ :driving:

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:26 pm

lady cop wrote: no need to put away groceries, the dog just snarfed them all down! _______i wish i had a new jaguar automobile________________ :driving:

Granted. You now have car built for a jaguar and the jaguar that came with it has destroyed your home

I wish my chiropractor made housecalls

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:49 pm

koan wrote:

I wish my chiropractor made housecalls Granted, unfortunately you were out when he stopped by

I wish this was a 5 :yh_star star rated thread

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:02 pm

>>^..^ Granted, unfortunately you were out when he stopped by

I wish this was a 5 :yh_star star rated thread
Granted, OOPS --did you say stars, or XXXXX :-3

My poodle has dog breath, wish he did'nt like me quite so much:yh_sick

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:05 pm

Granted that I meet up with all of you some day. WOW. What a great party it could be. :guitarist :-6

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:17 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

My poodle has dog breath, wish he did'nt like me quite so much:yh_sick
Granted, now he really really likes your expensive cashmere sweaters and italian leather shoes

I wish I know who's wish captain buzzard was just granting

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:24 pm

>>^..^ I wish I know who's wish captain buzzard was just granting Granted. His own! And mine, for that matter. :yh_dance

I wish it was noon tomorrow so I'd know if the job was mine!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:07 am

BabyRider wrote:

I wish it was noon tomorrow so I'd know if the job was mine!
Granted: it's noon tomorrow (in Australia ~ but that doesn't really help you, does it?)

I wish my stiff neck woiuld go away

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:42 am

>>^..^

I wish my stiff neck woiuld go away

granted-----you're ann boleyn._________________i wish i could time-travel.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:51 am

lady cop wrote: i wish i could time-travel.
Granted, it's May 1937 and you are on your first dirigible ride.

I wish today was Friday

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:40 pm

>>^..^ Granted, it's May 1937 and you are on your first dirigible ride.

I wish today was Friday

Presto it's friday but due to recent global canendar changes tomorrow is monday tee hee hee

I wish people would stop trying to sabatage our business

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:13 pm

minks wrote: I wish people would stop trying to sabatage our business
Granted. Your business is safe, but your cars keep getting vandalized.

Here's a first for me: I wish it was MONDAY!!! :yh_wait

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:23 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Your business is safe, but your cars keep getting vandalized.

Here's a first for me: I wish it was MONDAY!!! :yh_wait

It currently is sunday nite at 11:59PM and ticking

I wish you hadn't wished for monday.... hehehe

(is monday your birthday or what?)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:13 pm

minks wrote:

I wish you hadn't wished for monday
Granted, forget it ever happened, what she really wished for was a Sundae

I wish more people would play the demented wish game

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:28 pm

Granted, now don't you regret it?

I wish I had a lot less pets.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:26 pm

Peg wrote: Granted, now don't you regret it?

I wish I had a lot less pets.
Granted, they all run away from home and find new families who really want them

I wish I had the fountain of youth

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:47 pm

Cass wrote: I wish I had the fountain of youth
Granted. Unfortunately, it's NOT the fountain of immortality and you drowned.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:22 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Unfortunately, it's NOT the fountain of immortality and you drowned.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.
Granted, unfortunatly it was your boobs:-3

I wish I could save Cassie from drowning, mouth to mouth of course :sneaky:

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:02 am

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I could save Cassie from drowning, mouth to mouth of course :sneaky:
Granted ~ pucker up big boy!

I wish I could explain to Der Wulf about my Halatosis, Gingivitis & Scurvy :-3

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:32 am

Cass wrote: Granted ~ pucker up big boy!

I wish I could explain to Der Wulf about my Halatosis, Gingivitis & Scurvy :-3

Granted. Unfortunately, you find the explanation only turns him on.

I wish I'd wake to coffee being served to me.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:41 am

Peg wrote:

I wish I'd wake to coffee being served to me.
Granted, Juan Valdez is in your bedroom right now with a cuppa Columbian.

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:32 pm

Cass wrote:

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth
Granted. Your teeth are gone...

I wish I didn't have to mop my kitchen floor.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:37 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wish I didn't have to mop my kitchen floor.
Granted. you now live in a pig sty

I wish I hadn't eaten those three eggos

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:26 pm

Cass wrote: Granted. you now live in a pig sty

I wish I hadn't eaten those three eggos

Granted. You ate a different three eggos and still feel the same.

I wish people always told the truth

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:29 pm

koan wrote: I wish people always told the truth
Granted... effective immediately people will be BRUTALLY HONEST with you about EVERY LITTLE THING

I wish I got more sleep

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:41 pm

Cass wrote:

I wish I got more sleep
Granted. You lost your job and can sleep as long as you want

I wish I knew what normal was

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:32 pm

Granted...you now know what normal is and find it is extremely scary.

I wish they'd come up with a miracle for dry skin.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:39 pm

Peg wrote:

I wish they'd come up with a miracle for dry skin.
Granted. the secret is

I wish my daughter would willingly do her homework!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:54 pm

Cass wrote: Granted. the secret is

I wish my daughter would willingly do her homework!

Presto she does her homework because she has been grounded for sneaking in at 5:00 am on a school nite.

I wish I had a chocolate bar right NOW!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:05 pm

minks wrote:

I wish I had a chocolate bar right NOW!!
Granted ~ except it's shaped like a bunny and this guy had touched it with his clammy hands

I wish minks would share some of that wabbit with me.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:10 pm

Cass wrote: Granted ~ except it's shaped like a bunny and this guy had touched it with his clammy hands

I wish minks would share some of that wabbit with me.

Granted, but remember if you eat all that chocolate your complexion will suffer.

I wish I didnt' eat all that chocolate I have a belly ache now.

(I think I need a bag of potatoe chips to counteract all that sugar brrappp)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:17 pm

minks wrote:

I wish I didnt' eat all that chocolate

Granted, we have gone back in time and now you wish for chocolate again.

I wish I had a chance to try some chocolate before it was un-wished

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:21 pm

Cass wrote: Granted, we have gone back in time and now you wish for chocolate again.

I wish I had a chance to try some chocolate before it was un-wished

Presto I saved a bit in my pocket, please dont' mind the lint.

I wish I knew how to get chocolate stains out of jeans pockets.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:31 pm

minks wrote: Presto I saved a bit in my pocket, please dont' mind the lint.

I wish I knew how to get chocolate stains out of jeans pockets.
Granted, the stains are now indellible, around your mouth, and down your chin.

I wish that Cass, and Minks could see behind them after sharing the Bunny!

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:20 pm

I wish that Cass, and Minks could see behind them after sharing the Bunny!

Granted. They look behind, see Der Wulf streaking and try not to laugh.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:49 am

koan wrote:

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted.. now you cannot sleep no matter what you do and now you watch infomericals all night :-5

I wish I had more than a 3 bag limit on garbage day... I have tons in the garage

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:38 am

Cass wrote: Granted.. now you cannot sleep no matter what you do and now you watch infomericals all night :-5

I wish I had more than a 3 bag limit on garbage day... I have tons in the garage

Granted there no limit on garbage bags but the garbagepeople go on strike.

I wish I could swim with dolphins