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Bez
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Post by Bez »

Women are like apples on trees.

>>The best ones are at the top of the tree.

>>Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

falling and getting hurt.

>>Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as

good, but easy...

>>So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come

>>along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the

tree.

>>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have

already been picked!

>>And... Men?

>>Men are like a fine wine.

>>They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of

them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

>>Whoever sent this to you thinks you are one of those few women who are

apples found at the top of the tree.

>>Send this to anyone you think is at the top of the tree too!!! :-4
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Post by Nomad »

Oh I dont know about all of that.

Women come in all varieties. Macintosh, Delicious, Golden and Green and men being the cretins we are do as well, thats the beauty of it. Some men like sweet crisp fresh apples and some prefer applesauce.
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Post by cars »

Nomad wrote: Oh I dont know about all of that.

Women come in all varieties. Macintosh, Delicious, Golden and Green and men being the cretins we are do as well, thats the beauty of it. Some men like sweet crisp fresh apples and some prefer applesauce.


And then there are some that don't even "like" apples!:eek:
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Post by Nomad »

:wah: then theres that
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Post by weeder »

Then there are those who prefer apple sauce. Already mashed in a jar.... no skin,easy to chew. Processed.
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Post by Accountable »

Bez wrote: [...]



>>And... Men?

>>Men are like a fine wine.

>>They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of

>>them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.



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Many women prefer fresh grapes just off the vine, usually as a quick snack, sometimes as a dessert after their favorite wine.



The very best and sweetest grapes come with seeds, but some women don't want to be bothered, and opt for the more bland seedless variety.



Nobody likes raisins anymore, except with oatmeal. :(
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Post by sunny104 »

that was cute!:)





this is going to be the new butter thread...
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