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i will wear a black shroud on my badge for you dear wolvie after you 'surprise' the instuctor! . ...we had one guy (there's one in every class) sneak up on an instructor from behind and attack...we had to call 911 for the dumbass.
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lady cop wrote: i will wear a black shroud on my badge for you dear wolvie. ...we had one guy (there's one in every class) sneak up on an instructor from behind and attack...we had to call 911 for the dumbass.
no sh*t? we have one now that is ex military. thinks he knows al about hand-to-hand. and no doubt he probably does know a lot.

another is a "Gun Nut" and dang can he shoot. but he needs a great deal of help with the books.


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most police recruits are ex-military. they do make good recruits because they accustomed to the chain of command. but they sometimes need to unlearn some weapons habits.
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lady cop wrote: most police recruits are ex-military. they do make good recruits because they accustomed to the chain of command. but they sometimes need to unlearn some weapons habits.
yeah they can follow orders. but from what i've seen the academy wants officers that can think. on their own. that's a lot of "unlearning" to do.


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the old "southern sheriff" days are over, cops today need to be educated in the law, cognizant of liability, and smart. one thing you will need is the abilty to write a cogent and precise report. it's a legal document.
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lady cop wrote: the old "southern sheriff" days are over, cops today need to be educated in the law, cognizant of liability, and smart. one thing you will need is the abilty to write a cogent and precise report. it's a legal document.
that i have down pat.

we write incident reports for work all the time. i'm the one everyone comes to, to make sure everything fits.


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what's up this week? do you have to take state cert test? we take it and then have to requalify every few months to keep it.
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i don't take that until sometime in january.

Ray and I are going running today. then to the gym at Camp Dodge.

Sgt Chaos is going out to the range with us today.

going to show me the finer points of marksmanship


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Far Rider wrote: Oh lord you two!

hahahah us military guys do it different... *shouts "Gun butt to the head"*

I bet we have to unlearn lots of stuff...

Good luck Kid! I'm pullin fer ya. If ya ever do attack your instructor... kick him in the poop hole from behind... drops em everytime... I garuantee you he wont get up. Size 13 Kiwi injection for you right? yeeeeoweee!
size 16 in the pooper. Now THAT'S funny.:wah:


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so when do you begin DT? heh heh
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Monday. i've been working with my hometown's chief. he was an instructor of 7 or 8 years.

i'm almost over whelmed at how much information they've been throwing at me. getting a little tricky keeping it straight, ya know?


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i know, but you're smart, you'll be fine.
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the law can be interpreted in so many different ways.

and there's so freaking many.

city ordinances, municipal codes, county statutes, state law. holy moly!


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i learned this in law school...you don't need to know all the law, only how to interpret it. learn how to read it and understand it. and on the state exam they don't expect you to be a lawyer.
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right. that's what Sgt Miller has been saying.

still a lot of stuff to understand.


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well i notice your sig under your name is getting more aggressive LOL ...what stage are you in now? DT's? :wah:
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lady cop wrote: well i notice your sig under your name is getting more aggressive LOL ...what stage are you in now? DT's? :wah:
i am better at it than i thought. Sgt Miller has been having me take others aside and give them some "one-on-one" to practice subduing someone.

i told you watching the WWF would come in handy.

i was able to get Sgt Miller down and tied up to where he couldn't reach his weapon, pepper spray, or baton.

he asked me what that was and i told him it was called a "Taz-mission"

HA!


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you're baaaaaad! hahaha...do you guys get pepper-sprayed? we did, i have to tell you about that one.
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lady cop wrote: you're baaaaaad! hahaha...do you guys get pepper-sprayed? we did, i have to tell you about that one.
not til january.

we get tasered, shot with a "bean-bag" round, sprayed, and something else. i can't remember.

January 9th we go to the driving course. Mu-Wahahahahahahaha!


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the driving course is fun until you run over the instructor. :wah: like my friend did. you need split-second reflexes. you have to drive in a water skid, shuffle-steer ( i can't) and then decide in one-half second where to turn. as for being shot and tased, that simunition hurts like a bitch.
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lady cop wrote: the driving course is fun until you run over the instructor. :wah: like my friend did. you need split-second reflexes. you have to drive in a water skid, shuffle-steer ( i can't) and then decide in one-half second where to turn. as for being shot and tased, that simunition hurts like a bitch.
what is "shuffle-steer??"


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Wolverine wrote: what is "shuffle-steer??"it's a hand position thing on the wheel. it escapes me entirely. the poor instructor in car with me was in tears. i failed miserably. i have driven my own way for many years, and could not re-learn. :driving:
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lady cop wrote: it's a hand position thing on the wheel. it escapes me entirely. the poor instructor in car with me was in tears. i failed miserably. i have driven my own way for many years, and could not re-learn. :driving:
Uhmmm.... ok.

i am getting very good at the range too. it took a while but they finally convinced me that i could NOT carry a shotgun as my primary weapon.

i want a Sig Sauer. Bad.


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forget the sig. get a smith 9. trust me.
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and the shotgun is only for shotgun seat in car, you won't need it.
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lady cop wrote: and the shotgun is only for shotgun seat in car, you won't need it.
i was lightyears better with a shotgun than a handgun when this all started. now, well it's closer.


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well who couldn't hit the side of a barn with a shotgun??? FORGET THE SIG.
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lady cop wrote: well who couldn't hit the side of a barn with a shotgun??? FORGET THE SIG.
*whiny*

But..... i want a Sig.


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Wolverine wrote: *whiny*

But..... i want a Sig.why? they suck. and i am very hurt at your post in my first christmas alone. i am going to bed. bye.
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lady cop wrote: why? they suck. and i am very hurt at your post in my first christmas alone. i am going to bed. bye.
huh?

Oh, now. when did you loose your sense of humor?? you used to laugh at stupid shiite like that.


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Wolfy's going back to school, la-de-dah-de-dah........................

That must feel funny for the teacher to be the student again!
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Wolverine wrote: huh?



Oh, now. when did you loose your sense of humor?? you used to laugh at stupid shiite like that.guess i had a bad day. here's the pepper-spray story...i was the most frightened of anyone about getting sprayed. i knew i was gonna DIE. so when LT sprayed us it didn't bother me. my macho buddies were laying on the ground crying for their mommies. so LT did me 3 times, i spit in his face. the whole thing was taped. so now it's used as an example why you can't count on pepper spray. it won't always work.
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Wolverine wrote: i have to get Hotsauce taken care of first.

she would hunt me down if i posted them here and didn't send them to her first.








:mad: well?
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I got a Job offer from Whiteside County Sheriff's Department in Illinois. I have been out there once and I got a call to go back and interview again. I'm going out Friday morning and spending the weekend with my sis, BIL, and niece&nephew. wish me luck.


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that is GREAT news!!! i am so happy to hear it!! please let me know how it goes. CONGRATS! we need good brothers out there! :-4 ( tip: you'll do fine in interview if you don't mention boobs.)
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lady cop wrote: that is GREAT news!!! i am so happy to hear it!! please let me know how it goes. CONGRATS! we need good brothers out there! :-4 ( tip: you'll do fine in interview if you don't mention boobs.)
what if the interviewer brings it up?


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Wolverine wrote: what if the interviewer brings it up?:-5
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lady cop wrote: :-5
what. What??

that is a perfectly honest, straightforward question.


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OK doofus...when i went for the big interview with a board of 6 who asked me 9000 questions, not once did the subject of mammaries come up. strange eh? :rolleyes: not on the polygraph either. :confused: :wah:
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Well--GOOD LUCK to YOU! but........I would hate to loose a good ol Iowa boy to the other side of the border...but if the badge fits??......Good Luck and have a nice weekend..Wolvie--I kinda miss your Nebraska A$$......LOL:-4


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Best wishes to you!!!!:)
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