Taking out the car

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:14 pm

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his

father, an evangelist minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His

father said "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a

C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll

talk about the car."

Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and decided that he'd

settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks they

went in to the study, where his father said,

"Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up, and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study

groups. But, I'm real disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair

cut."

The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been

thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that

Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long

hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.

To this his minister father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:49 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I like long-haired jokes!!

:wah:

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:03 pm

The analogy looses something when it comes to the long hair since there was no other mode of transportation unless you were rich and could afford a horse and chariot.

Shalom

Ted:-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:09 pm

Ted wrote: The analogy looses something when it comes to the long hair since there was no other mode of transportation unless you were rich and could afford a horse and chariot.

Shalom

Ted:-6RIGHT. we all take these silly jokes literally and seriously. :yh_eyerol

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:17 pm

Wolvie, you have to post jokes in the 'just for the fun of it' forum. not here where you will be assailed by literal interpretations of the bible/and/or history. all jokes are verboten here!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:25 am

Some folks around here need to have a sugical procedure to have the stick removed from their ass.

Oh, and FUNNY joke Wolvie!!!! :yh_rotfl

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:23 pm

lady cop:-6

You are correct. It's both sloppiness and the problem of having lost about 65% of one's sight.

BTW I'm too old to write that out 100 times. LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:28 pm

Ted wrote: lady cop:-6

BTW I'm too old to write that out 100 times. LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6ah, have you mistaken me for a teacher? ....instead you must recite the alphabet backwards. fast.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:33 pm

lady cop:-6

I'm not sure if my brain works in reverse. LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:36 pm

Ted wrote: lady cop:-6

I'm not sure if my brain works in reverse. LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6you DO have a sense of humor!! YAY!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:46 pm

lady cop:-6

It is essential these days to have a sense of humour otherwise one would cry when considering the oppression and destitution both here in Canada and around the world.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:40 pm

ok. my bad. i'll leave the jokes where they belong. in my pocket. i'll get more action that way. hehehehehe

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:01 am

lady cop wrote:

you DO have a sense of humor!! YAY!

Ted wrote: lady cop:-6

It is essential these days to have a sense of humour otherwise one would cry when considering the oppression and destitution both here in Canada and around the world.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Well, there goes THAT theory. :yh_eyerol