Top ten realities for 2005

Erinna1112 · Post by **Erinna1112** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:25 am

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:29 am

Cheerful :-2

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:45 am

Erinna1112 wrote: Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Wasn't that originally "Life is a terminal sexually-transmitted disease"?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:49 pm

These are great!!! And #3 is so very true for my guy. I can always get a laugh here...Love 'em!!! Thanks!