Ideal Death

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:47 pm

Weird question. If you could pick your way to die, how and when would it happen?

I want to be 90 years old and shot by a 21 year old guy's jealous girlfriend while we're in the middle of the wild thing.:sneaky:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:56 pm

Peg wrote: Weird question. If you could pick your way to die, how and when would it happen?

I want to be 90 years old and shot by a 21 year old guy's jealous girlfriend while we're in the middle of the wild thing.:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:06 pm

While on my bike, at about 85 years old, doing 110, Bullet behind me grabbing my boobs, a quick heart attack or stroke. Bullet is unharmed in the ensuing crash.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:37 pm

I'm with MrsK, in my sleep.

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:41 pm

I'm not afraid of dying. I would like it to be painless though.

I hope to still have my wits about me though to be able to see what it's like.

I feel in my heart it is just like taking a breadth and all of sudden you wake up in a different but wonderful place. Home

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:41 pm

Was it Woody Allen who said that he didn't mind dying but he just didn't want to be there when it happens? Well, whoever said it, that's me :-6

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:47 pm

I remember being asked this question once and a friend I was with said that he wanted a large spike to be hammered into the back of his neck. He then wanted his body put into a bin-liner and taken up the tip. :-2

Hey, I've just remembered why I don't see him anymore

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:29 pm

138 years old driving my little convertible, being chased by police at 120 mph through town. I'll get T-boned by an 18-wheeler, himself doing 70. I'll never see it & will never know what hit me. They'll bury me in a ziplock bag.

Crazy geezer. :driving:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:31 pm

Accountable wrote: 138 years old driving my little convertible, being chased by police at 120 mph through town. . you sure you don't live in florida?? :wah: ..you seem quite familiar!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:33 pm

lady cop wrote: you sure you don't live in florida?? :wah: ..you seem quite familiar!!
I'm studying up.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:43 pm

Age 95 would be an acceptable span of life to life to, if I was in good health. Then death could come while I was sitting on a porch swing with my husband's arm around me, watching the birds in the back yard while I was petting my Maine Coon Cat -- dogs scattered around our feet.................. a gentle intake of breathe, and then no more. :-6

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:46 pm

Oh Sojo, that made me think of my granny, she is 95. I want her to go in her sleep, she is sweet and kind. But she is slowing down, and hurts alot of the time. And she never complains. I hope when I am older, I will be as brave as her.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:58 pm

I don't want to wind down. I watched my beloved's gran do that. Her eyes and ears faded before her mind did. I can't imagine ............

Nope. I'm glad heart problems run in my mom's side of the family. Quick & no warning.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:32 pm

Id like to be drawn & quartered but then I was thinking the guillotine would be cool for the effect, I dont know I have some thinking to do. Maybe stranded in the middle of the Atlantic and a steamship runs me over ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!:-6

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:36 pm

Hey, I am not really concerned about the age I am when it happens but it sure would be nice if I was spending "quality time" with my husband when it does!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:48 pm

LilacDragon wrote: Hey, I am not really concerned about the age I am when it happens but it sure would be nice if I was spending "quality time" with my husband when it does!
Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:50 pm

Accountable wrote: Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!

and the memory would linger on..............and on....................and on.....:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:14 pm

Just so its quick and painless thats all I can ask for, in my sleep would be good..

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:27 pm

Accountable wrote: Oh, I'm sure he'd just love that!

What an ego boost it would be! To know that he was soooooo good that he made my heart stop!:D

I sure wouldn't want him to spend the rest of his life thinking about how I died in the arms of another man!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:01 am

Dying laughing at the greatest pun in the history of mankind.

Maybe I should steer clear of Clancy, Arnold & LC and give longevity a chance

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:20 pm

Maybe a good old fasioned burning. That might be the ticket. Its simple and gets right to the heart of things. Also I think it makes a statement. Like "heeey...Im on fire !!!"

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:50 am

Nomad wrote: Maybe a good old fasioned burning. That might be the ticket. Its simple and gets right to the heart of things. Also I think it makes a statement. Like "heeey...Im on fire !!!"

Oh Nomad!!!!! Say it isn't you!