Ask Sneezer Anything...Anything At All !!! Really !

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:00 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_sick you are kidding aren't you????SnoozeControl wrote: Okay, how about Tom Jones circa 1974?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:04 pm

And what wacky tobacky have you been smoking? :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:06 pm

fOmg I think I'm going to be sick, hairy chests bleh!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:09 pm

Sheryl wrote: fOmg I think I'm going to be sick, hairy chests bleh!

OMG he looks ghastly...

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:13 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: He's a bit furry for my taste and his head is overlarge, but he's got a nice body.

Note how teeny that bikini is whooo weeee

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:16 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: What are you implying, you little minx?

well you can see his ummm pelvic bones

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:27 pm

:wah: admit it, you were eyeballing the treasure trail

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: He's a bit furry for my taste and his head is overlarge, but he's got a nice body.

Cereally, Tom Jones can belt out a tune, hes got a great voice. I dont really know about the sexy hairy chest though.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Probably Eric Clapton.

Managed to sweet-talk some tickets so I took my kids to see him and they were blown away. And he's playing Birmingham in 56 days so gonna try and go again. Woohoo :guitarist

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:32 pm

What's the best prank you had ever pulled on someone?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:28 am

My daughter was born on April 2nd. The day before, my son told all the mothers at the school gate that he'd had a little brother called Eric.

When I went to pick him up on the afternoon, I was given loads of baby clothes and stuff in blue by the excited throng

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:25 am

Sneeze

Was the Earth covered by one land mass once ?

If so how did the continents divide ?

How did specific languages and borders, governments, religions etc. evolve ?

Animal species; why do we have crocodiles on several continents ?

In other words if the lands seperated how did individual portions of the Earth seperated by thousands of miles of ocean between them end up with like species on them ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:59 pm

How much meat is there in a Womble?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:01 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: How much meat is there in a Womble?

Oh oh !! I know ! Pick me !!

Shes had 3 at one time in there before. (but that was in the 70's)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:07 pm

Did the Wombles cross the Atlantic?

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Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:57 pm

if a dog travels into the future and bites his own tail; when will he feel it?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:58 pm

what is half of wednesday?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:59 pm

if next Tuesday is purple; what color was Christmas Eve?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:25 pm

Wolverine wrote: if next Tuesday is purple; what color was Christmas Eve?

Shes gonna write stop it like 350 times now.

Is burnt sienna in the equation ?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:30 pm

Nomad wrote: Shes gonna write stop it like 350 times now.

Is burnt sienna in the equation ?
surprisingly, yes, it is.

how did you know?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:35 pm

Dearest sneeze babe,

Would yo enjoy a garden fresh chef salad w/ hard boiled egg slices, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, thin cucumber, julienned carrot, croutons your choice of dressing followed by a 1/2 lb. Black Angus burger charcoal grilled to perfection with a thick slice of swiss cheese melted over it and broiled in butter mushrooms dolloped on top with a freshly made chocolate malt for dessert ?

Would ya ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:37 pm

Wolverine wrote: surprisingly, yes, it is.

how did you know?

You need all the pertinent info you can lay your hands on to make an accurate Christmas Eve color prediction ! :rolleyes: Sneeze never would have gotten that.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:38 pm

Nomad wrote: You need all the pertinent info you can lay your hands on to make an accurate Christmas Eve color prediction ! :rolleyes: Sneeze never would have gotten that.
you are truly wise, sir.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:19 pm

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :-3

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:20 pm

Do ducks sneeze?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:21 pm

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:21 pm

What sound does a bunny make?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:23 pm

When was the last time you picked your nose?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:38 pm

Sheryl wrote: When was the last time you picked your nose?

She doesnt pick. I think her phrase is blowing wads in the shower.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:10 pm

Nomad wrote: She doesnt pick. I think her phrase is blowing wads in the shower.

Ewww I thought that was just a guy thing.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:14 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :-3
i'm the happiest guy i know.

no kids, no wife....:wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:15 pm

Sheryl wrote: Ewww I thought that was just a guy thing.
we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:15 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:
oh my damn.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:16 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:

:yh_sick :yh_sick that's just gross.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:25 pm

Wolverine wrote: oh my damn.

heads up

sounds gay brother

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:27 pm

Nomad wrote:

heads up

sounds gay brother
really? *limp wrist on waist*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:19 pm

They say "Oh my Heck" in Utah.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:02 pm

How do you hinky-dinky-parle vous?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:11 pm

chonsigirl wrote: How do you hinky-dinky-parle vous?

EXCUUUUSE ME ! G forum ! HELLOOOOO