Woman drivers.......

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:10 am

Dang Women Drivers :-2

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

using my knees against the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone away from my ear

which fell into the coffee between my legs,

splashed, and burned Big Jim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone,

soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

.............................Dang woman drivers...............:rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:18 am

I love it, Abbey !!!!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:04 am

Preggers again i see Pam :wah:

AussiePam

Wild Child.:sneaky:

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:06 am

Was that you Abb, I didn't recognize you with out your lipstick on, & yes, I do need a new cell phone! (Darn coffee was HOT too):D :rolleyes:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:30 am

Hehehe, Brilliant Abbey! I love it! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:07 am

Woman drivers.......

Dont even get me started :-5

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:49 am

:wah:

My husband used to read magazines and drive with his knees. Scared the shiite out of me. So now I just drive and let him read.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:52 pm

OMG Abbey - don't skeeeeer me like that...... pam feels suddenly very faint...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:58 am

With drivers like all of you lot on the loose out there - I think I'll just continue to recline in the back of my stretch limo with my cocktail (and Brian my hunky bronzed personal trainer) and leave working the controls and watching the traffic to my chauffeur.