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Oh My Gosh Those were good hehehehe
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THE AMISH ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is", having never seen an elevator before.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."


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ahahaha wolverine.....
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Who Will Provide?



A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her

mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the

fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied

"A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do

to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?"

asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide

for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned, the

young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job and no plans. And he thinks I'm God."


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Wolverine wrote: Who Will Provide?



A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her

mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the

fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied

"A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do

to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?"

asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide

for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned, the

young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job and no plans. And he thinks I'm God."


ahahahahahahaha that is a good one too.
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Post by Sheryl »

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Those were hilarious!!
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