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I was in my back yard yesterday, trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my girlfriend is watching me from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."

I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

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I certainly fell for THAT one!







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:-2 you don't know how to fly a kite??
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Sheryl wrote: :-2 you don't know how to fly a kite??
yep. i'm an id-jit.


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Very Very Cute
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:wah: :wah: Good one Wolfie..!!
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Sheryl wrote: :-2 you don't know how to fly a kite??




That's nuthin'! I'm the one who hasn't even got the faintest idea where to look for a piece of tail.

Would I be likely to find one of those in an auto parts store? :rolleyes:
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kumininexile wrote: That's nuthin'! I'm the one who hasn't even got the faintest idea where to look for a piece of tail.

Would I be likely to find one of those in an auto parts store? :rolleyes:
you could. if you were looking hard enough.:sneaky:


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