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I've wanted to do this all my life
Oooooo I am still pi$$ed about this. When I came out from the sub shop some person (who deserves to have every rude name preceeding his name) had parked beside me leaving just about 12 inches between his car door and mine. I had to crawl in the passenger side to get to the drivers side. What would have happened if I was handicapped, senior, etc. Sooooooo
I wrote a note and stuck it on his windshield. I was polite and to the point. The entire parking lot had maybe 6 cars in it, and I was parked farthest away from the door and he parked so close I had to creep out from beside him bit by bit till I could pull forward and re-position my car to get out. I had wished he had come out while I was there as I was in the mood to tear a stip off him... perhaps it was "fate" and I saved myself from bodily harm. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I wrote a note and stuck it on his windshield. I was polite and to the point. The entire parking lot had maybe 6 cars in it, and I was parked farthest away from the door and he parked so close I had to creep out from beside him bit by bit till I could pull forward and re-position my car to get out. I had wished he had come out while I was there as I was in the mood to tear a stip off him... perhaps it was "fate" and I saved myself from bodily harm. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I HATE that!!! I can tolerate many things... and have... in general I"m a door mat... but outright rudeness and inconsideration of fellow human beings just chaps my hide...
One day a neighbor did this AGAIN... all of the other neighbors go out of the way to be courteous... but this one was fairly new... always parked crooked and to avoid denting his door on the brick wall always parked to close to me...
so one day I'd had it...
I crawled in the passenger side... and open my driver's door as hard as I could... OOPS!!!
:sneaky:
One day a neighbor did this AGAIN... all of the other neighbors go out of the way to be courteous... but this one was fairly new... always parked crooked and to avoid denting his door on the brick wall always parked to close to me...
so one day I'd had it...
I crawled in the passenger side... and open my driver's door as hard as I could... OOPS!!!
:sneaky:
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Far Rider wrote: Minks!
Next time just let the air out of a tire....... :-2
ooioo never thought of that dam it, I wanted to "key" the side that was "against" mind but could not fit. Darn I wasn't fast thinking at all crap I wanna go back now ahahahaha
Next time just let the air out of a tire....... :-2
ooioo never thought of that dam it, I wanted to "key" the side that was "against" mind but could not fit. Darn I wasn't fast thinking at all crap I wanna go back now ahahahaha
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SweetDarlin wrote: I HATE that!!! I can tolerate many things... and have... in general I"m a door mat... but outright rudeness and inconsideration of fellow human beings just chaps my hide...
One day a neighbor did this AGAIN... all of the other neighbors go out of the way to be courteous... but this one was fairly new... always parked crooked and to avoid denting his door on the brick wall always parked to close to me...
so one day I'd had it...
I crawled in the passenger side... and open my driver's door as hard as I could... OOPS!!!
:sneaky:
hehehehe good one, and like yourself I am a big of a floor mat as well, seems with age and being on my own I have developed "balls" ahahahahaha
One day a neighbor did this AGAIN... all of the other neighbors go out of the way to be courteous... but this one was fairly new... always parked crooked and to avoid denting his door on the brick wall always parked to close to me...
so one day I'd had it...
I crawled in the passenger side... and open my driver's door as hard as I could... OOPS!!!
:sneaky:
hehehehe good one, and like yourself I am a big of a floor mat as well, seems with age and being on my own I have developed "balls" ahahahahaha
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minks wrote: hehehehe good one, and like yourself I am a big of a floor mat as well, seems with age and being on my own I have developed "balls" ahahahahahaexactly... ever since 38 i've been becoming dowright crotchety! 
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My note wouldn't have been polite.
Next time let air out of a passenger side tire, stuff a few rocks in the exhaust pipe, steal his gas cap. I think you get the picture. :wah:

Next time let air out of a passenger side tire, stuff a few rocks in the exhaust pipe, steal his gas cap. I think you get the picture. :wah:
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Sheryl wrote: My note wouldn't have been polite.
Next time let air out of a passenger side tire, stuff a few rocks in the exhaust pipe, steal his gas cap. I think you get the picture. :wah:
yep darn my slow thinking hehehehe rotten eggs dropped into the open side window would have been fun too ahahahaha

Next time let air out of a passenger side tire, stuff a few rocks in the exhaust pipe, steal his gas cap. I think you get the picture. :wah:
yep darn my slow thinking hehehehe rotten eggs dropped into the open side window would have been fun too ahahahaha
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Clipper wrote: Photographic proof please......:yh_rotfl
shad up!!!
shad up!!!
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I could'nt help but notice that you assumed the driver was a man. :wah:
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abbey wrote: I could'nt help but notice that you assumed the driver was a man. :wah:
pretty certain he passed me in the parking lot
pretty certain he passed me in the parking lot

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Good for you!:)
I hate when people park too close cuz it makes it hard to get the kids in their car seats!:mad:
I rarely "fight back" but then I'm a big believer of Karma!:D
I hate when people park too close cuz it makes it hard to get the kids in their car seats!:mad:
I rarely "fight back" but then I'm a big believer of Karma!:D
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sunny104 wrote: Good for you!:)
I hate when people park too close cuz it makes it hard to get the kids in their car seats!:mad:
I rarely "fight back" but then I'm a big believer of Karma!:D
ok send evil thoughts buddy's way ahahahahaha
I hate when people park too close cuz it makes it hard to get the kids in their car seats!:mad:
I rarely "fight back" but then I'm a big believer of Karma!:D
ok send evil thoughts buddy's way ahahahahaha
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Every neighbor on our street has a very nice yard, except for one jerk. We all put out our trashcans on Wednesday and take them in at the end of the day...
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
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Jives wrote: Every neighbor on our street has a very nice yard, except for one jerk. We all put out our trashcans on Wednesday and take them in at the end of the day...
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
would you like me to compose a note for you to put on his front door hehehehe
Seriously,,,, it makes me wanna tell you to rally the neighbors and line all your trash cans up on his front lawn like a barrier ahahahahahaha
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
would you like me to compose a note for you to put on his front door hehehehe
Seriously,,,, it makes me wanna tell you to rally the neighbors and line all your trash cans up on his front lawn like a barrier ahahahahahaha
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Jives wrote: Every neighbor on our street has a very nice yard, except for one jerk. We all put out our trashcans on Wednesday and take them in at the end of the day...
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
Put something extremely nasty and very smelly in his bin!
OR fill it full of rubbish for him so he has nowhere to put his rubbish!
If you leave your bin out here the kids going home from school drop their coke cans and crisp packets in! (But at least they're not littering!)
Except the jerk. He leaves his out at the curbside all week long.
We've tried to reason with him, then we finally called the city on him. (since it's a city ordinance.)
Well...nothing happened...because he's a cop. (sigh):(
Put something extremely nasty and very smelly in his bin!
OR fill it full of rubbish for him so he has nowhere to put his rubbish!
If you leave your bin out here the kids going home from school drop their coke cans and crisp packets in! (But at least they're not littering!)
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Far Rider wrote: Minks!
Next time just let the air out of a tire....... :-2
So Im not clever and unique ?
Ok well I feel better now. :sneaky:
Next time just let the air out of a tire....... :-2
So Im not clever and unique ?
Ok well I feel better now. :sneaky:
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Nomad wrote: So Im not clever and unique ?
Ok well I feel better now. :sneaky:
on the contrary
Ok well I feel better now. :sneaky:
on the contrary

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minks wrote: on the contrary 
Its actually rather fulfilling to let the air out of an offenders tires. I highly reccomend it. Just be unassuming when you do it. A small screwdriver should do the trick and perhaps a trenchcoat with nothing on underneath.:-6

Its actually rather fulfilling to let the air out of an offenders tires. I highly reccomend it. Just be unassuming when you do it. A small screwdriver should do the trick and perhaps a trenchcoat with nothing on underneath.:-6
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Nomad wrote: Its actually rather fulfilling to let the air out of an offenders tires. I highly reccomend it. Just be unassuming when you do it. A small screwdriver should do the trick and perhaps a trenchcoat with nothing on underneath.:-6
oh??:-2
oh??:-2
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Nomad why on earth would you be nude in a trenchcoat to let the air out os someone's tire? Is this a wierd fetish we are finding out about?
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Sheryl wrote: Nomad why on earth would you be nude in a trenchcoat to let the air out os someone's tire? Is this a wierd fetish we are finding out about?
No. Thats normal. Ask around youll see.
No. Thats normal. Ask around youll see.
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Nomad wrote: No. Thats normal. Ask around youll see.
maybe where you live
maybe where you live

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Hmmm ok be back gotta go get lucnh. Will be on lookout for locals in trenchcoats.
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tmbsgrl wrote: See Minks I am mean.. I would have crawled into the car and then opened my door into the side of his car about 30 times. My husband has taught me a few things. 
i am a slow thinker, now i have ideas hehehe
i am a slow thinker, now i have ideas hehehe
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