the goddamn illegals

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:43 am

i hate them. i went over there in my uniform. they shut up for a couple days. i talked to my landlord, he's kicking them out on april 1 thank christ. i had a car go over there, they are all illegal. i am so tired but can't sleep. right now they are playing the fu**ing tiajuana brass.i may go start shooting.

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:47 am

lady cop wrote: i hate them. i went over there in my uniform. they shut up for a couple days. i talked to my landlord, he's kicking them out on april 1 thank christ. i had a car go over there, they are all illegal. i am so tired but can't sleep. right now they are playing the fu**ing tiajuana brass.i may go start shooting. hugs of support... breathe slowly until April

dontcha have no "peace & quiet" ordinances?

If some one is loud after 11 I can call my favorite officers to come and yell at em all professional-like.

I see, you are trying to sleep in the day... sorry darlin... my hubby deals with that... some people are just RUDE!!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:52 am

i have no idea what - tiajuana brass - is

however its quite common now to have illegals here in scotland, not so much where i am, im in the small villiage type area but its quite common in the city

im all for people having the freedom to be wherever they want to be in the planet

im of the old hippy brigade i guess - no-one owns the land ect

im not naieve & realise it causes problems, but why exactly does it?

if i decide tomorrow i want to live america why should i not be able too?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:53 am

i have had my buddies come out. it doesn't do any good. one cruiser after another. i think they know they're evicted. so they don't care.i really have had it, i am going to go pull my gun on them.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:58 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: LC, what I dont get is , if you shout at us here on the forum, we all shut up

Wouldnt dare do otherwise :wah:i have never shouted at you! i love you!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:01 pm

i went over there. i pulled my gun and ID . they shut the fu** up.

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:03 pm

lady cop wrote: i hate them. i went over there in my uniform. they shut up for a couple days. i talked to my landlord, he's kicking them out on april 1 thank christ. i had a car go over there, they are all illegal. i am so tired but can't sleep. right now they are playing the fu**ing tiajuana brass.i may go start shooting.
I know exactly how you feel. I feel exactyly the way that you do. I cannot stand their filthy music and them. They have no right to be here. It is bad enough that this country cannot take care of it's citizens properly with homelessness and such, but now illegal Mexicans can come here and take advantage of this country? How is this okay? We are not the only ppl who do not like them. I know many many friends and co-wokers who cannot stand them either.

And the worst part is that they do not care. The are blatantly violating laws. And they do it egregiously. They seem to take pride in being illegal. They are so ignorant that sometimes they seem to not even know that we do not like them.

I wish I could be in a place where there aren't any of them at all. I would have to go live in another state I think. California is crawling with them.

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:03 pm

lady cop wrote: i went over there. i pulled my gun and ID . they shut the fu** up. WWWOOOOOT! that's our girl!!!

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:04 pm

lady cop wrote: i went over there. i pulled my gun and ID . they shut the fu** up.
Just shoot one! Shoot one in the head.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:05 pm

See it worked..!! may have to do that every day till the 1st of April...

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:05 pm

this reminded me of a story 20 years ago :yh_rotfl - sorry

i was 20 & blasting some rock music whilst having a few vodka's, the police came to the door, almost broke it down

i was like - what is the problem officers? i couldent hear what they were saying & said to them

hang on a sec whilst i turn the music down :rolleyes:

never even entered my head thats what they were at the door for :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:16 pm

i am so tired i apologize to all people i haven't responded to. this forum is full of good people. xoxoxox

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:19 pm

lady cop wrote: i am so tired i apologize to all people i haven't responded to. this forum is full of good people. xoxoxox
Going without sleep is the worst thing, especially when it is caused by someone else keeping you awake. I feel the same way when I cannot sleep.

IF you know of any comfortable hotels near your job you could go and stay in one of those. Just think of it as a short vacation.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:05 pm

lady cop wrote: i am so tired i apologize to all people i haven't responded to. this forum is full of good people. xoxoxox

Just wordering out loud LC, is there any of your friends that might have a room where you could just "crash" at their pad for a few nights & catch up on some "good" sleep. Repeating it every few days until "the illeagles" are gone in April!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:37 pm

[quote=buttercup]i have no idea what - tiajuana brass - is

however its quite common now to have illegals here in scotland, not so much where i am, im in the small villiage type area but its quite common in the city

im all for people having the freedom to be wherever they want to be in the planet

im of the old hippy brigade i guess - no-one owns the land ect

im not naieve & realise it causes problems, but why exactly does it?

if i decide tomorrow i want to live america why should i not be able too?

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saffy · Post by **saffy** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:04 pm

Saffron wrote: Just shoot one! Shoot one in the head.

This post has astounded me..Would you really want someone to be shot in the head?

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:09 pm

lady cop wrote: i hate them. i went over there in my uniform. they shut up for a couple days. i talked to my landlord, he's kicking them out on april 1 thank christ. i had a car go over there, they are all illegal. i am so tired but can't sleep. right now they are playing the fu**ing tiajuana brass.i may go start shooting.
You are sooooooo funny. I love the way you describe things. Reminds me of being at bar b ques with all of my Irish relative.. Christ Sake evokes such comforting memories.. And Tiajuana Brass makes me think of them all twirling.. laughing and dancing in the yard... with gold teeth flashing.. while a pig roasts over a hole in the ground. Then you show up..... in your uniform??????? and they are laughing and laughing.... THey dont give a damn!!!! IM GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE!!!!!! Together.. we can keep them up for a night or two:wah:

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:11 pm

Saffron wrote: Just shoot one! Shoot one in the head.
JUST SHOOT ONE IN THE HEAD??????????????? I thought you were this mild mannered, sweet little thing??????????? I am PEEING in my pants laughing.

YOU LITTLE VIGILANTE.... ha ha ha ha ha

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:14 pm

buttercup wrote: this reminded me of a story 20 years ago :yh_rotfl - sorry

i was 20 & blasting some rock music whilst having a few vodka's, the police came to the door, almost broke it down

i was like - what is the problem officers? i couldent hear what they were saying & said to them

hang on a sec whilst i turn the music down :rolleyes:

never even entered my head thats what they were at the door for :p
You are a complete PISSA.... Just what I need.. another one Id like to meet. I think Im going to have to pack up and leave for England. Spend the last few years of my life having a total blast.. with all of you wonderful, colorful, characters who I have discovered here........... Wistful Wistful thinking

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:19 pm

weeder wrote: JUST SHOOT ONE IN THE HEAD??????????????? I thought you were this mild mannered, sweet little thing??????????? I am PEEING in my pants laughing.

YOU LITTLE VIGILANTE.... ha ha ha ha haOh, Weeder! You need to go back and read her early rants where she alternately spewed hate then denied she's racist. This little kitty just looks domesticated.

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:29 pm

I just love how my immediate reaction is to see the humor in everything. I always assume people are trying to be funny. I just read about how much she hates Mexicans. I feel sick. When will I ever learn? It is a wonder that I have not been the victim of a serial killer yet. Who I let in for soup because he, she, it says they are hungry.:-1

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:31 pm

weeder wrote: I just love how my immediate reaction is to see the humor in everything. I always assume people are trying to be funny. I just read about how much she hates Mexicans. I feel sick. When will I ever learn? It is a wonder that I have not been the victim of a serial killer yet. Who I let in for soup because he, she, it says they are hungry.:-1
That's what makes you huggable & loveable, Underdog. :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:40 pm

i never said what nationality they are. they're lithuanians. bunch of noisy damned illegal lithuanians.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:52 pm

lady cop wrote: i never said what nationality they are. they're lithuanians. bunch of noisy damned illegal lithuanians. :wah:

How many times did you say you checked them & reported them? You're a cop. Doin' the homework's second nature.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:29 pm

i did talk to INS. they said it would take a year to get them near a courtroom. by then they'll be living in someone else's neighborhood and cooking lithuanian tacos while playing stupid loud cucarachas.

:guitarist

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:32 pm

I still don't get the disconnect between local/state/federal. You'd think that law is law, and if they're breaking it they're gone. I know it's more complicated, but it looks like an us&them kind of situation. :yh_frustr

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:36 pm

LC - my total sympathy. I have one complete a&^hole yobo noisy neighbour who nearly drives me dippy. And I have indeed contemplated his sorry butt and my trusty longbow and a specially blunted arrow in the same thought. He's legal... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:39 pm

my local sheriff office can't arrest them for being illegals. there's not enough room in the jail or the holiday inn. but we can arrest for cause, one of them did a purse-snatching recently and we got him. that leaves about 67 more. in one house.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:45 pm

Commandeer school busses, fill'em up with the criminals, and park them in front of the nearest fed building. Then call the press. :sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:51 pm

i like your evil mind. :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:53 pm

Oo! Oo! When you call the press, tell them about the great idea the feds had for rounding up the illegals to deport them. Be really congratulatory. :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:57 pm

but...but....am i allowed to whack them across the head with lithuanian tortillas?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:03 pm

Pam and hunting bow are on their way Floridawards, LC. (Put some more champers in yer fridge). Guns make a lot of narsty banging sounds... arrows are silent!!! Tortilla bludgeons probably are fairly quiet too, but require proximity.. Mmmmm.. I'll maybe bring a couple of boomerangs too.. That way you can clobber the basta%$s from a distance and leave no evidence at the scene.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:08 pm

champagne is on the ice now! how about we feed them to the gators with lithuanian guacamole? :sneaky:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:10 pm

lady cop wrote: but...but....am i allowed to whack them across the head with lithuanian tortillas?

What in the HECK are Lithuanian tortillas?

:yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:16 pm

valerie wrote: What in the HECK are Lithuanian tortillas?

:yh_rotflhey, i'm trying to be politically correct here. you never had a lithuanian tortilla? geeze. they're made of cabbage.:-2 :-3

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:19 pm

Sounds delightfully YUMMY!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:23 pm

well, is there anyone i haven't offended yet? protestant black gay short hairy lithuanians perhaps?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:18 pm

GUFFAW You haven't offended me yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just delivered Romy to airport and now am def in need of that champers, LC !!! Hi Valerie!!! Let's party. And heck - barbecued illegal-fed gator stuffed with balkan tortilla sounds pretty good to me.. bring the muchies!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:24 pm

oh thank gawd i'm not alone here. here, have a drinkie....

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:28 pm

I'll take some bubbly long as I can have oh, say maybe a Serbo-Croatian

tortilla with it!

:p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:36 pm

valerie wrote: I'll take some bubbly long as I can have oh, say maybe a Serbo-Croatian

tortilla with it!

:pyou got it sweetie! cabbage tortilla with beans coming up! but they are politically correct mind you! here's what i did...i sat on the front porch with my gun in my lap, and they all came out and looked at me. it sure did get quiet over there. the fact is, in all seriousness, these shrimpy little midget dwarf lithuananians do NOT like a 5'11" female telling them what to do. they get very angry. my son is irate at me for confronting them. but he never did understand mom being a cop.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:37 pm

Count me in, Ladies !!! I've just arranged for the delivery of a honky tonk pianer into this thread. Together with the sexiest player I could rustle up at short notice. And he's not bad!!! Hic... Let the party begin!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:40 pm

Perhaps these guys could be helped fall foul of the local mafia, the Columbian connection, um.. the Russkie wise guys, the Yakuza?????????????????? Doing one's dirty work oneself can be fun, LC - but hey - ya gotta learn to delegate.. hic

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:42 pm

The Sweet Potato Queens would LOVE us!!

Hope that pianer player has got some nice sleeve garters man I'm a

sucker fer those things fer some reason...

:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:48 pm

With you there, Val !! And he plays very bluesy jazz. I've called for a mike to be delivered to we can all take turns at belting out some blues.. A short lead in from Mr Piano Man and I'm gonna start with

Evil Gal Blues

then I'll consult the Potato Queens book of love for some general advice.