Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:45 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.
I knew that question would draw you out! :sneaky: :p

You and Samantha speak of them so often...she calls hers Big Bob...what'd you name yours? :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:47 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.

Im stalking you this morning.

(Im harmless though)

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:50 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel
:wah: Now that's unique! Does it light up too?

Why is Nomad stalking you this morning? :-3

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:37 pm

Far Rider wrote: How come I cant find a condom that will fit me? Ive even gone to the feed stores, still cant find any?

Why floppy why?

Can't resist, you're trying to put it over the wrong Head!

:rolleyes:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:40 pm

Snoozes favourite album

Attached files

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:55 pm

:yh_rotfl It doesn't do your fillings much good you know !

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:56 pm

.............and it interferes with the TV downstairs

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:58 pm

where do babies come from?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:06 pm

Clancy wrote:
What speed do you have it on? Dang...what a headache maker! :wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:14 pm

Clancy wrote: .....a aaand your'expeeeecting someone _tooo ooo TYpe during ThIsssss

You lil devil you....I didn't know you were so talented....and a multi tasker to boot! :wah: :p

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:36 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel

Is it any good for mixing Angel Delight? :-3

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:41 pm

Clancy wrote: ....multi task? ...me? nah, but it is a multi speed.

So I' get the credit for.... being there

Not a participant....NO credit given! :p

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:06 pm

Clancy wrote: ....the shy, ask to see a selection of, hand blenders in Tesco's

I was considering buying a hand-blender and had to do a whisk assessment

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:16 pm

Far Rider wrote: *hides the 10/40 behind his back* oh ok, got it.:-2

LOL! :wah: Yer not kiddin are ya ?

Katy1 · Post by **Katy1** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:12 am

Where can I buy 'love eggs' and how many would I need to make the perfect omlette??

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:56 am

just taken some of your advice cheers flopster sue says if i keep this up we can sack the gardener :-3 :-3

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:00 am

Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at night.....what should i do

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:13 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at nigh......what should i do

i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:

sue told me to put that bit in honest

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:15 am

jimbo wrote: i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:

sue told me to put that bit in honest

Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:23 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common

uh oh thats not good news is it thats all i need is another bra burning hairy legged feminist on her side

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:28 am

floop , my husbands solar panel is getting rather large , how should i deal with this

:rolleyes:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:53 am

What in the world would possess a guy to want to give his girl a dirty sanchez?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:48 pm

SEX, whats it like then?

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:51 pm

Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?

Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:48 pm

Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?

Dr. G!

Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:46 am

weber wrote: Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:

Don't worry, one day it will all happen for us! :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:47 am

cherandbuster wrote: Dr. G!

Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4

I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:54 am

Galbally wrote: I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:

No I don't

Show me

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:58 am

cherandbuster wrote: No I don't

Show me

Hold on till I say a few hail mary's in advance.