Monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:55 pm

Miss Monkey sat by her monkey hut

Scratchin' an itch, on her monkey butt

When Monkey spied 'er

He tried to ride 'er

Didn't know she was sittin' on a ko-ker-nut!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:49 am

Dear Monkey

Now Miss Monkey is MAD

You spied on her in her pad

A ride is denied

Miss Monkey has pride

Come back when you aren't such a cad!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:47 am

Miss Monkey "sat by" which is "out"

So she has no reason to pout

She put on a show

For Monkey you know

So what's all the bitchin' about?????

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:03 am

Bitchin' Miss Monkey is NOT!

A co-ker-nut though she has got.

She has quite a throw,

To his head it did go,

Come back when you're not such a snot!

:-4

(Miss Monkey can be verrrrrrrry nice

if she's treated right)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:31 am

Owwwwwwwwwww dang it that hurt

Knocked my **** in the dirt

Not much on charm

But heck of an arm

That ain't no way to flirt:-1

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:47 am

Well -- Miss Monkey just loves to flirt

She may let you peek up her skirt

So if you are sweet

She'll give you a treat

So get up and get out of that dirt.

:D

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:15 am

Well help me dust off my britches

And calm my nervous twitches

"A treat" you said

Just rub my head

I'll help you scratch your itches:p

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:38 am

Miss Monkey thinks "twitches" must wait,

She'd rather go out on a date,

She's just like to know

If he'll be her beau,

Her petting is always first rate!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:45 pm

Monkey is honored indeed

And will gladly follow your lead

Should you seek a tryst

Ol' Monkey instists

That he'll be a gent, agreed?

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:15 am

Miss Monkey is quick to agree

But trysting with her is not free

Just take her to dine

Then ply her with wine

For trysting is her specialty!! :-4

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:07 am

Rose' red or white

Sparkling might even be right

Heady and fruity

A toast to your beauty

Monkeyshines are on for tonight

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:26 pm

Miss Monkey is now feelin' frisky

Wine makes her act somewhat risky

She loves to be "kisst"

Before she is "tryst"

Then after she'll toast with a whiskey!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:30 pm

Nope. . . my husband is an engineer and he designs software for navy ships.

The foreplay is a GREAT idea though, I wish my DH wrote limericks!!

:wah:

I think 4rum said he was from the Appalachians!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:46 pm

Quite truthf'ly I've never met 'er

Don't think I'd ever forget 'er

Oh by the way

About the foreplay

If she wanted, I'd gladly let 'er:sneaky:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:49 am

I thought we were talking 'bout Monkey?

You got me feelin' all funky!

My hearts all a flutter

My words they will stutter

Now it is ME that feels spunky!!

:yh_sweat :yh_sweat

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:29 pm

Monkey's still mucking about

Monkeying around no doubt

There's no escape

From the little ape

Want him? Give him a shout

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:58 am

The monkeys have gone on a date,

Now I'm alone and it's late,

So dear Mister 4Rum,

Let's pass on decorum,

I'll toss you my knickers, as bait!!

:yh_bigsmi

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:35 pm

So there is no mistakin'

I'll jump at the offer you're makin'

Decorum be da**ed

Brace yourself ma'am

Your bait may be considered taken

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:45 am

A headache I have, I regret,

So I cannot play with you yet,

If you have a "cure,"

Please tell me for sure,

Then passions will quickly be met!

:-5

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:59 am

hmmmmm...... hmmmmmmm

There's a chance that this could be serious

YOU with a headache is mysterious

For a second opinion

I'll summon my minion

Aaaaaaaaaaaaay MONKEY!!!... I think she's delirious!!!!

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:38 am

Sorry for cutting in Samantha & 4rum,

just wanted to tell you i'm loving this thread. :-4

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:11 am

So happy to please you Miss Abbey!

But sometimes Miss Monkey gets crabby,

Then Monkey gets rude

Because she's a prude

His antics can then become shabby.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:13 am

MONKEY!! Please cease and desist!!!

Don't touch me or I will be pissed.

I'm soooooo not your type,

So spare me the hype,

By 4rum I'd rather be kissed!! :-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:17 am

Dear abbey............................

Oh my, that sounds like a column

For this thread, a column's to solemn

So take our advice

No need to play nice

As you see them, that's how you call 'em

Thank you for your tolerance.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:22 am

Poor Monkey's scratching his head

After all, it IS his thread

And YOU should know

From days long ago

What happens when Monkey get red!!!:yh_monkey

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:20 am

Dear Sam & 4rum i see,

The chemistry between you with glee,

So Sam give him a smooch,

And i'll go for a mooch,

And pop in later..... scuse me.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:01 am

Dear 4Rum,

It seems Abbey gave me permission,

So please let me light your ignition,

Your bod I'll molest,

Until you protest,

Just tell me your favorite position!!

:-6

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:30 am

You two are whetting my thirst

For now I'm most surely cursed

With a choice for this mission

I guess my decision

Position? I want to come in first!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:42 am

Miss abbey, you're awfully sweet

To encourage, then shyly retreat

Drop in any time

We need your rhyme

And we love that you're very discreet

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:44 am

So why do you want to come first?

Is that how you whet your thirst?

I could make this one crude,

But I won't be that rude,

Or our limericks will soon be dispersed!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:56 pm

I applaud your wisdom and taste

No need this venue to waste

With humor and fun

A rhyme or a pun

By virtue of your staying chaste:yh_wink

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:06 pm

I think Miss Monkey's in love,

She's cooing about like a dove,

She's acting all gooshy,

And talkin' real mooshy,

They both best behave--by Jove!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:54 pm

Our inuendo is fusing

And though it's still amusing

Monkey or me

Samantha or she

I find this all confusing

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:12 am

From Vegas I just got a call,

The Monkeys are having a ball,

A chapel they found,

By "I Do's" they are bound,

They went and eloped -- What Gall!!

:-5

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:22 am

It was sad that this couldn't last

Monkey lived up to his past

Caught with a showgirl

Now he has no girl

And his willy she left in a cast

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:44 am

He's lucky he still HAS his willie!

Miss Monkey's a fiesty 'lil fillie,

She just bought a gun,

So Monkey best run,

Before his "wee willie" be nillie!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:45 am

Samantha wrote: He's lucky he still HAS his willie!

Miss Monkey's a fiesty 'lil fillie,

She just bought a gun,

So Monkey best run,

Before his "wee willie" be nillie!!:wah: Now that was funny.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:18 pm

Well..............his willy he's still got

And it works, believe it or not

Out of it's cast

It's healing fast

Soon he will be hot to trot:yh_monkey

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:31 pm

It looks like you're all on your own,

So why dont you pick up the phone

And give her a call,

You may both have a ball,

Its better than being alone.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:51 pm

hmmmmmm.... maybe I'll give her a ring

If you think that's the thing

I'll take your advice

She might think it nice

To fling with a ding-a-ling

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:26 am

Dear Monkey,

It's so nice to hear your sweet voice,

And know that I now have a choice,

To say, "Go to hell!"

Or "Come Ring My Bell!"

I say come on up, we'll rejoice!!

:-4

(monkeys are soooooooooo easy)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:48 pm

Ol' Monkey thinks there's a trap

He suspects the change to your rap

Cursing and guns

Nasty slung puns

Monkey won't fall for this crap:yh_monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:07 am

Monkey is so full of crap,

She'll get him when he takes his nap,

She just wants some nookie,

She sure ain't no rookie,

She'll do him and be gone in a snap!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:27 am

Whether snap, crackle or pop

Just so she don't try to flop

Monkey's not picky

He'll take a quicky

Then for another he'll shop

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:33 pm

Dear 4Rum,

Tell Monkey to come get his bride,

She seems to have gone on a ride, :driving:

A new ape she found,

She's on the rebound,

For "nooky" she won't be denied!

:D

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:10 am

Although monkey's not bitter

It's unlikely that he'll come an' git'er

Since SHE's on the loose

HIS neck's slipped the noose

Monkey's is such fickle critters:yh_monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:43 am

Both monkies behavior is boring,

Always so nasty and warring,

I do like your style,

For you make me smile,

What say you and I go "exploring?"