A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of Seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, and he gratefully munches on them.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
She replied, "We can't chew them because we have no teeth." "Why do you buy them then?", the bus driver asked. The little old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them!"
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:yh_rotfl Hahaha very good!!
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:wah: Ewwwwwwwwww.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
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:-2
is it just me or does that make you feel sick...
is it just me or does that make you feel sick...
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
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Oh Snooze, like pinching the chocolate assortment and leaving the coconut ones...................with finger prints!
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:wah: ...I HATE nuts... :p
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:wah: Oh, I didn't like them. I always tried to trick my little brother into eating them......................:wah: