the REAL Easter bunny

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:52 am

look at the feet on him!

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chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:54 am

Wow he is HUGE!!! I dare to think what his owner has been feeding him! :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:59 am

lady cop wrote: look at the feet on him!

Thats one big F***OFF rabbit.:-2

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:10 am

rabbit recipes ( 1 2) lady cop .............lunch tomorrow Clip! :yh_bigsmi

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:18 am

'Family sized'....feeds 6 !

Shouldn't this be in the FOOD category ??:D

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:21 am

he must deposit pellets the size of golf balls! :yh_rotfl

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:25 am

lady cop wrote: he must deposit pellets the size of golf balls! :yh_rotfl

Hope he's house trained...it is a 'HE' isn't it. No self respecting female 'wabbit' would let herself go that much surely. :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:54 am

Clipper wrote: LC.....Ya gotta sneak that big rascal into the back seat of yer Chief's cruiser.........

yes! nobody would ever suspect me :yh_angel ...hey, aren't you the same guy who told me to put political bumper stickers on his unit too? :yh_think

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:13 am

Clipper wrote: Yep...that wuz me.....seems like the wabbit is a better idea tho dontcha think?:D

Are we going to see Mr Wabbit on tomorrows menu the Clip ???

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:20 am

My what a bunny! He needs weight watchers!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:59 am

Holy Crap.........That's one big rabbit. :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:39 am

i'm trying to picture one of those feet on a keychain :wah: ...........Floops, you have a one-track mind! LOL

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:35 am

I recognise that bun!

He played the part of BIG Bunny in the film 'Honey, I blew up the kid'! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:42 am

our bunny is a :yh_star ?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:43 am

Clipper wrote: If I can fit that sucker on the grill it will be a done deal......

Vegetarian meals tomorrow at Clipper's.................

:)

bigdaddy · Post by **bigdaddy** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:10 pm

Always in good taste........................

Egg #10 "Hoppy Easter!"

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:12 pm

it's Tmbsgrl!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:02 am

our bunny is loose!

Hunt for real life 'were-rabbit'

Sharp-shooters have been brought in to defend allotment patches in Northumberland suffering from a real-life "curse of the were-rabbit".

The ravenous giant rabbit, named after the famed Wallace and Gromit character, is reported to have ripped up dozens of prize-winning leeks and turnips.

Now growers in Felton, near Morpeth, have drafted in licensed gamekeepers with air rifles to halt the rampage.

Four gardeners described the rabbit as having one ear larger than the other.

The main clues are oversized paw prints and sightings of what growers claim to be a cross between a hare and a rabbit.

It's been taking huge bites out of cabbages, carrots and turnips... it's a hungry fella

Marksman Brian Cadman

A small group of allotment holders have now clubbed together to hire two air rifle marksmen with orders to shoot to kill.

Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster.

"It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It is a brute of a thing."

Mr Smith, who has kept an allotment for 25 years, added: "We have two lads here with guns who are trying to shoot it, but it is clever.

"They never see it. There were big rabbits in the 1950s and 1960s before pesticides were introduced, but not like this."

Marksman Brian Cadman, 17, said: "We've been told to shoot on sight, but we've not had much luck yet.

"You can see what it's been eating. "It's been taking huge bites out of cabbages, carrots and turnips. It's a hungry fella."

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:15 am

And here I was wondering where Clipper hadn't gotten too, and now the answer is clear. He must be hot on the tail of this rabbit, no wonder he didn't turn up for breakfast. :wah:

Though I'd never thought I hear the day in this country, that someone would ever refer to a rabbit as being a monster and a brute hahaha.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:30 am

On the farm, every Friday

On the farm, its rabbit pie day.

So, every Friday that ever comes along,

I get up early and sing this little song:

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Goes the farmer's gun.

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run.

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Don't give the farmer his fun! Fun! Fun!

He'll get by

Without his rabbit pie

So run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:31 am

Bez wrote: On the farm, every Friday

On the farm, its rabbit pie day.

So, every Friday that ever comes along,

I get up early and sing this little song:

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Goes the farmer's gun.

Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run.

Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!

Don't give the farmer his fun! Fun! Fun!

He'll get by

Without his rabbit pie

So run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run

so cute