Ten Questions!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:08 pm

minks wrote: she's a ***** cat really

don't be afraid of her

ok fine she is a kitty cat sheesh we can't put in Pu$$ycat darn secret code decoder format thingie. I can type ass but not PU$$Ycat

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:37 pm

Oh, you don't drink the wash water!:p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:42 pm

woppy71 wrote: Well, Clancy, I don't know what Dubya thinks he is doing, but the other guy sure looks very worried....

Well, valerie, Ten questions each maybe ,lol

My greatest accomplishement in my life: meeting the greatest women in my life and managing to take care of her and my son Archie.

Ahh.... village people... probably the biker, bikes are in my blood, ya see.

:)

Well wopster I dont need to know anything else about you. Your a good man and Im glad your here. Welcome friend !

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:10 pm

I want to be the VICTIM>>>> I dont know why.. I just do. Be gentle, and be kind please.. I seem to be entering a new phase of my life... I dont know what phase it is... but it is making me feel VERY alive.... I might even consider having sex again soon........ That is if there were anyone here to HAVE sex with, who had some teeth.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:15 pm

weeder wrote: I want to be the VICTIM>>>> I dont know why.. I just do. Be gentle, and be kind please.. I seem to be entering a new phase of my life... I dont know what phase it is... but it is making me feel VERY alive.... I might even consider having sex again soon........ That is if there were anyone here to HAVE sex with, who had some teeth.

Making you a victim but being gentle will take some finesse and require a degree of restraint. How gentle on a scale of 1-10 ?

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:54 pm

2.... would be good.....

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:59 pm

BabyRider wrote: OK, now you've gotten my attention. What sort of bikes? If you say "crotch rockets" we won't be speaking again. :yh_wink
Hey, Wopster, YOU started this, so let's get on the stick and have some answers, durnit!! :yh_bigsmi

Seriously, if bikes are in your blood, you and I have some talking to do!

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:44 am

JAB wrote: OK Weeder, since you're thinking about having sex again, you need to explore your options. So, who are the top 5 people you'd have sex with if you could?!

Robert Carlyle, Anthony Hopkins, Daniel Day Lewis, Johnny Depp, James Cagney

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:35 am

Minks's Answers:

1. yep, i like feeling insecure...:-2

2.Nope, never been to Saskatchewan, but did have a exchange teacher from there when I was at school, He taught us all how to play Canadian football.

3. Well, I would have to say snow, because it reminds me of my time in Germany.

4. No, but I am one of the quickest "two finger" typists there is, lol

5.I sincerely hope so, best of these sort of forums I have visited so far. I've been on the web for over a decade now, so I've seen a few)

6. Famous people, hmmm... George Best (twice, in a pub, funny enough) and Tom Baker.

7. Oh eyes, definately.

8. Yep, great fun :wah:

9.Books: Science fiction and History, plus a smattering of Military

10. Trip to the moon? oh YES!!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:36 am

SnoozeControl wrote: If a stranger complained that they had a splinter in their butt, would you help them remove it?

Ummm....... thats a toughie, lol..... probably yes.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:47 am

Ok here's my question for you Woopy. Well ok two.

Have you read any other FG members ask all about them threads? and if not, then do you realise what you have gotten yourself into by starting this thread?? :wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:53 am

BabyRider wrote: OK, now you've gotten my attention. What sort of bikes? If you say "crotch rockets" we won't be speaking again. :yh_wink

Well, I love allsorts of bikes, but I have to admit i did go through the crutch rocket phase when I was seventeen, but I soon got boared of "stoplight"racing, so I progressed to what I know and love now, customs and cruisers. There is nothing quite like cruising down to the coast, wind in your hair, warm weather. Ho hum, happy day's.

Basically, I like big twins and bikes with "soul" and sound as though they could rip your head off at a hundred meters:)

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:55 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Why is lemon drink made with lemon flavouring but washing up liquid made with real lemons ?

I wouldn't know, but I will let you know when my little boy has "sampled" it.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:57 am

Clancy wrote: ......Annie Lennox has already asked this..... but, Who's That Girl?

I'll give you the same answer I give to my wife : "No one...:-3"

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:58 am

Clancy wrote: ....did the missus ever say, "What time do you call this?

Yes, often, usually on a friday or saturday night.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:00 am

Clancy wrote: ......do you know the way to San Jose?

Nope, but you could try google maps, lol

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:01 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Ok here's my question for you Woopy. Well ok two.

Have you read any other FG members ask all about them threads? and if not, then do you realise what you have gotten yourself into by starting this thread?? :wah:

Bring it!! :-3:-2

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:03 am

koochikoo wrote: Hi Woppy. Welcome. Hope you're having fun! I have just one question. Can I hide my TLW here? Thanks...:yh_wink

Consider it hidden.....

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:04 am

koochikoo wrote: Hi Woppy. Welcome. Hope you're having fun! I have just one question. Can I hide my TLW here? Thanks...:yh_wink

I told u you are going to have to do better than that Koo!!

Oh sorry for hijacking your thread here Woopy hehehe.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:09 am

koochikoo wrote: Thanks Woppy, you tried!

I'll just have to do better...

:wah: Just go and hide it in the threads to do with Religion somewhere, I'm never near those!! :p

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:51 am

Hey W7 when you pass the question hour off to the next "victim" make sure it is Weeder she is dying to be "grilled" hehehehehe

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:28 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....and Arnold Layne

bad man

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:56 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....and Arnold Layne

Will you be meeting me in London also?????????

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:56 pm

woppy71 wrote: Well, I love allsorts of bikes, but I have to admit i did go through the crutch rocket phase when I was seventeen, but I soon got boared of "stoplight"racing, so I progressed to what I know and love now, customs and cruisers. There is nothing quite like cruising down to the coast, wind in your hair, warm weather. Ho hum, happy day's.

Basically, I like big twins and bikes with "soul" and sound as though they could rip your head off at a hundred meters:)
Wonderful!!!! I can forgive the momentary lapse of reason in your teen years now that you've come to your senses.

So, what do you ride?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:58 pm

JAB wrote: Yeah but James Cagney is dead so you can swap him out for ArnoldLayne (the bad man!)

How about Sean Connery??? That man is HOT!!! :yh_drool

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:29 pm

JAB wrote: Yeah but James Cagney is dead so you can swap him out for ArnoldLayne (the bad man!)

I actually couldnt remember Seans name.. He would do quite nicely. But since Arnold is alive ( which would be good) Ill have to check him out. And, I had a feeling James might be dead. But Im leaving him on the list anyway..... I think some of my past partners, may have been dead also.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:04 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Oh I see ! Arnold's second best. Arnold only gets a look in cos Jimmy Cagney is dead

:wah: Sheesh and your complaining, at least you get a mention, unlike the rest of us!!

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:03 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Oh I see ! Arnold's second best. Arnold only gets a look in cos Jimmy Cagney is dead

Arnold... I couldnt presume to put you on my list.... until you offered your services. And anyway... be careful.. What if I got off the plane, and threw myself into your arms?? You might see me and want to run, screaming from the terminal. When I do arrive I will have been sleeping for 8 hours, crushed in a seat.. and I am an old woman you know...

Chris.... I think Im old enough to be your mother:)

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:07 am

weeder wrote: Arnold... I couldnt presume to put you on my list.... until you offered your services. And anyway... be careful.. What if I got off the plane, and threw myself into your arms?? You might see me and want to run, screaming from the terminal. When I do arrive I will have been sleeping for 8 hours, crushed in a seat.. and I am an old woman you know...

Chris.... I think Im old enough to be your mother:)

:wah: Ok you have a point. I guess I was just feeling lonely and needed some comfort at that point in time hahahaha. :p But don't worry I'm back to my normal senses now, well as normal as one can get hehehe.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:53 am

koochikoo wrote: 10 Questions. Hmmm. Ok...

1. How long is a piece of string?

2. What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

3. If someone removes a prosthetic leg and beats you with it, is it kicking or

hitting?

4. Why don't the hairs on the rest of your body get split ends?

5. If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

6. When you pull the plug out where you live, does the water go clockwise or

anticlockwise?

7. How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

8. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or

suck him?

9. What do deaf people do for alarm clocks?

10. Why are there no size 'B' batteries?

:-6

Hey Wop you glad you jumped into this like you did? ahahahahaha

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:24 pm

BabyRider wrote: Wonderful!!!! I can forgive the momentary lapse of reason in your teen years now that you've come to your senses.

So, what do you ride?

Oh, i wish I had a bike to ride, but unfortunately, wife and child have put the mockers on having a bike at the moment, But i WILL return to the fold!!:sneaky:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:30 pm

koochikoo wrote: 10 Questions. Hmmm. Ok...

1. How long is a piece of string?

2. What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

3. If someone removes a prosthetic leg and beats you with it, is it kicking or

hitting?

4. Why don't the hairs on the rest of your body get split ends?

5. If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

6. When you pull the plug out where you live, does the water go clockwise or

anticlockwise?

7. How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

8. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or

suck him?

9. What do deaf people do for alarm clocks?

10. Why are there no size 'B' batteries?

:-6

1. One meter, apparently

2. Recycles em'

3. Oh, definately kicking.

4. I am a man, I know nothing about split ends.

5. LOL!! , a deeper shade of blue.

6.

Clockwise

7. ummm.......

8. eh?

9. They have hearing dogs.

10. Don't know, ask duracell?:)

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:06 pm

BabyRider wrote: How about Sean Connery??? That man is HOT!!! :yh_drool

STILL !!!