Demented Wishes Game

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:04 am

koan wrote:

I wish I could swim with dolphins
Granted, just go to www.discoverycove.com and make a reservation

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:11 am

Cass wrote: Granted, just go to www.discoverycove.com and make a reservation

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me

Granted. Now they show up at your doorstep.

I wish teenagers didn't play their music so loud

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:16 am

Granted. Now instead of playing loud music, they scream all night and day.

I wish I had more time for the forums.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:27 am

Peg wrote: Granted. Now instead of playing loud music, they scream all night and day.

I wish I had more time for the forums.

Granted. You are an insomniac and so grumpy no one likes your posts.

I wish lunches would pack themselves.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:53 am

koan wrote:

I wish lunches would pack themselves.

Granted, I have just installed the "Cass 5000" in your kitchen ~ it's an automated lunch packing machine. Unfortunately it is so large we had to take out your dishwasher and so complex that you require a 6 week training course to learn to operate it.

I wish I had remembered to bring cream to the office, there is only a drip left and 5 people want coffee.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:03 am

Cass wrote:

I wish I had remembered to bring cream to the office, there is only a drip left and 5 people want coffee.

Granted. You've got tons of cream but you're out of coffee.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:08 am

koan wrote:

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed
Granted, you now have a butler

However, when you are not home he rifles though your panty drawer.

I wish I had a butler too!!

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:52 am

Cass wrote: Granted, you now have a butler

However, when you are not home he rifles though your panty drawer.

I wish I had a butler too!!
Granted, you now share the same butler with Koan , too bad he spends so much time serving her in bed. :sneaky:

I wish Cassie the very best psychiatric care during her identity crisis. :-2

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:54 am

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you now share the same butler with Koan , too bad he spends so much time serving her in bed. :sneaky:

I wish Cassie the very best psychiatric care during her identity crisis. :-2
Granted, I am on step 13 of a 12 step recovery program

I wish Der Wulf didn't think I was unstable

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:45 am

Cass wrote: Granted, I am on step 13 of a 12 step recovery program

I wish Der Wulf didn't think I was unstable

Granted, now he KNOWS you are.

Wish I was clever enough to play this game!!

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:46 am

Cass wrote: Granted, I am on step 13 of a 12 step recovery program

I wish Der Wulf didn't think I was unstable
Granted, you are now a stable.

I wish the horses had'nt left you so full of "gifts"

[shovel anyone?]

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:47 am

valerie wrote:

Wish I was clever enough to play this game!!

Granted: you most certainly are (you just got me with a zinger!)

I wish more people would play the game!

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:57 am

Cass wrote: Granted: you most certainly are (you just got me with a zinger!)

I wish more people would play the game!

Presto you got all the spammers interested and are saying I wish you would go to our product site.....

I wish you a merry christmas I wish.... oh sorry, you see it is snowing outside and yesterday is was like 12C to the plus side ok back to our show in progress

I wish I could focus on my job better today....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:22 pm

minks wrote: Presto you got all the spammers interested and are saying I wish you would go to our product site.....

I wish you a merry christmas I wish.... oh sorry, you see it is snowing outside and yesterday is was like 12C to the plus side ok back to our show in progress

I wish I could focus on my job better today....
Granted you are so focused on your job, you work right through the weekend.

I wish i had'nt eaten so much dinner. :yh_sick

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:18 pm

abbey wrote:

I wish i had'nt eaten so much dinner. :yh_sick
Granted. you just barfed it all up and now you are ravenous.

I wish my husband liked musicals

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:54 pm

Cass wrote: Granted. you just barfed it all up and now you are ravenous.

I wish my husband liked musicals
Granted my dear, your nearest & dearest loves musicals so much he flys to London every weekend to catch a show down the west-end (leaving you home alone) :p

I wish my laptops screen did'nt keep freezing.

Attached files

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:36 pm

abbey wrote:

I wish my laptops screen did'nt keep freezing.
Granted. Now it doesn't freeze anymore because it won't boot up in the first place.

I wish that while going to fetch a pizza, a man slipped on a banana peel, which startled a rat in the gutter, which ran into a casino, and distracted a card dealer, which resulted in an opportune win for a ordinarily retiring and shy scientific type of fellow who then became very bold and reckless, and acted in a way so as to get himself fired from the rocket laboratory where he was working on ultrasecret defense projects and in retaliation he devised suitcase nuclear bombs and started selling them to unstable and unsavory characters the world over, with a strange feature he did not tell any of the buyers, that if they did not detonate their bomb by a certain date, that is February 23, 2006, the bomb would go off anyway, and by that time, fifty of those bombs had been distributed all over the world, causing multiple nuclear (or nucular, if you prefer) catastrophies, and triggering a new ice age, and the evolution of a number of very interesting new species of wooly creatures. Please.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:44 pm

telaquapacky wrote:

I wish that while going to fetch a pizza, a man slipped on a banana peel, which startled a rat in the gutter, which ran into a casino, and distracted a card dealer, which resulted in an opportune win for a ordinarily retiring and shy scientific type of fellow who then became very bold and reckless, and acted in a way so as to get himself fired from the rocket laboratory where he was working on ultrasecret defense projects and in retaliation he devised suitcase nuclear bombs and started selling them to unstable and unsavory characters the world over, with a strange feature he did not tell any of the buyers, that if they did not detonate their bomb by a certain date, that is February 23, 2006, the bomb would go off anyway, and by that time, fifty of those bombs had been distributed all over the world, causing multiple nuclear (or nucular, if you prefer) catastrophies, and triggering a new ice age, and the evolution of a number of very interesting new species of wooly creatures. Please.
Ummm... okay, granted ~ that all came to pass and now wooly creatures are evolving left right and centre.

I wish I had never read that last wish because I have a headache now:-5

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:46 pm

telaquapacky wrote: Granted. Now it doesn't freeze anymore because it won't boot up in the first place.

I wish that while going to fetch a pizza, a man slipped on a banana peel, which startled a rat in the gutter, which ran into a casino, and distracted a card dealer, which resulted in an opportune win for a ordinarily retiring and shy scientific type of fellow who then became very bold and reckless, and acted in a way so as to get himself fired from the rocket laboratory where he was working on ultrasecret defense projects and in retaliation he devised suitcase nuclear bombs and started selling them to unstable and unsavory characters the world over, with a strange feature he did not tell any of the buyers, that if they did not detonate their bomb by a certain date, that is February 23, 2006, the bomb would go off anyway, and by that time, fifty of those bombs had been distributed all over the world, causing multiple nuclear (or nucular, if you prefer) catastrophies, and triggering a new ice age, and the evolution of a number of very interesting new species of wooly creatures. Please.Granted. And now you're lunch for said creatures.

I wish I didn't have to sit through a Superbowl party on Sunday. :yh_tired

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:34 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. And now you're lunch for said creatures.

I wish I didn't have to sit through a Superbowl party on Sunday. :yh_tired

Granted. You're the new quarterback. Hope you can run!

I wish I could speed read

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:04 pm

koan wrote:

I wish I could speed read
_______________________________________

I wish I wasn't playing football in the freezing cold on Sunday!!!

(Wassa matter Koan? Couldn't you see where I granted your wish? You must have read it too fast....) :yh_rotfl

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:29 pm

BabyRider wrote: _______________________________________

I wish I wasn't playing football in the freezing cold on Sunday!!!

(Wassa matter Koan? Couldn't you see where I granted your wish? You must have read it too fast....) :yh_rotfl
You are a real character, baby

Granted, you are not playing football on Sunday.... you are playing beach vollyball.

I wish my ribs had turned out better tonight (they were a little dry)

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:13 pm

(Wassa matter Koan? Couldn't you see where I granted your wish? You must have read it too fast....)
I've already read the next three pages of this thread and it's pretty darn funny.

I wish my ribs had turned out better tonight
Granted. They were the best ribs in known history...but your cats ate them all

I wish I was a good cook

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:25 pm

Granted...you are a fabulous cook but noone will eat your cooking because your kitchen is so filthy.

I wish I didn't have to clean house tomorrow.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:13 am

Peg wrote: Granted...you are a fabulous cook but noone will eat your cooking because your kitchen is so filthy.

I wish I didn't have to clean house tomorrow.
Granted i have arranged for the nosiest person in your neighbourhood to come in and REALLY give your house a good going over :yh_nailbi

I wish that i could pop over to Spain for the weekend.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:16 am

abbey wrote:

I wish that i could pop over to Spain for the weekend.
Granted, the costa del sol awaits and British Airways has your tickets waiting at the counter.

I wish my husband would go out ~ he is very 'underfoot' today

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:56 pm

Cass wrote: Granted, the costa del sol awaits and British Airways has your tickets waiting at the counter.

I wish my husband would go out ~ he is very 'underfoot' today

Granted. Your husband goes to the racetrack and loses $10 000 on a "sure thing".

I wish I could sing better.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:34 pm

koan wrote: Granted. Your husband goes to the racetrack and loses $10 000 on a "sure thing".

I wish I could sing better.
Granted you are now backing singer for Michael Jackson & will debut on his next tour :rolleyes:

Iwish i could get warm, its chilly tonight

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:45 pm

abbey wrote:

Iwish i could get warm, its chilly tonight
Granted... this guy just arrived in your house

you ---> <---- visitor

I wish I had got more done today, I wasted a lot of time

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:13 pm

Cass wrote:

I wish I had got more done today, I wasted a lot of time :(Granted. You got everything done, and now you're bored to tears.

I wish I didn't have to go out to dinner tonight with the people I'm going to be stuck with...

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:25 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I didn't have to go out to dinner tonight with the people I'm going to be stuck with...
Granted, you just came down with a severe rash and get to ditch them!

I wish my croutons were crunchier

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:06 pm

Cass wrote: Granted, you just came down with a severe rash and get to ditch them!

I wish my croutons were crunchier
Granted: your croutons are super crunchy, your teeth however, are not super strong, so now you must soften the croutons to gum them.

I wish I were filthy rich.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:08 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I were filthy rich.
I can grant half of that wish..... the filthy half :-3

I wish I was more intelligent

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:26 pm

Cass wrote: I can grant half of that wish..... the filthy half :-3

I wish I was more intelligent
Granted, you are now an idiot savant

Iwish to be reincarnated as a female

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:39 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

Iwish to be reincarnated as a female
Granted, you are dolly the sheep

I wish friends were loyal and true

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:36 pm

Cass wrote: Granted, you are dolly the sheep

I wish friends were loyal and true
Granted, but i aint got the cajones to ta touch that line :-3

I wish I was braver:wah:

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:51 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I was braver:wah:
Granted you are a tiny bit braver... but you still have a yellow stripe running down your back.

I wish I was asleep

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:58 pm

Cass wrote: Granted you are a tiny bit braver... but you still have a yellow stripe running down your back.

I wish I was asleep
Granted, you are asleep, you will be awakened by a frog looking for a princess:D

I wish I had a Ferrari

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:54 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are asleep, you will be awakened by a frog looking for a princess:D

I wish I had a Ferrari

Granted, but you hafta let me drive it sometimes!!

I wish I could sing...

:yh_blush

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:07 pm

valerie wrote: Granted, but you hafta let me drive it sometimes!!

I wish I could sing...

:yh_blush

Granted. You are a bird singing about how you wish you had migrated for the winter.

I wish could give myself a massage.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:22 pm

koan wrote: Granted. You are a bird singing about how you wish you had migrated for the winter.

I wish could give myself a massage.
GRANTED, you now have physique of an orang utang your arms are so long you can now massage every part of your body :yh_monkey

I wish that Ian would hurry up & get here so that i can have a glass of wine.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:37 pm

abbey wrote: GRANTED, you now have physique of an orang utang your arms are so long you can now massage every part of your body :yh_monkey

I wish that Ian would hurry up & get here so that i can have a glass of wine.
Granted, but you whine so much that he soon leaves. :-1

I wish i could come up with a clever wish

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:38 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, but you whine so much that he soon leaves. :-1

I wish i could come up with a clever wish

Presto..... you are a woman

I wish that I will have the quickness to duck DW's swing when he reads this.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:47 pm

minks wrote:

I wish that I will have the quickness to duck DW's swing when he reads this.
Granted. You're a cat.

I wish my mom was home from Florida.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:03 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're a cat.

I wish my mom was home from Florida.
Granted, but she takes one look at the ice and snow on the runway, and refuses to leave the plane.

I wish I had an hors d'oeuvre, here kitty kitty, yo minks baby

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:12 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, but she takes one look at the ice and snow on the runway, and refuses to leave the plane.

I wish I had an hors d'oeuvre, here kitty kitty, yo minks baby

mmmmmm.. tastes like :yh_chickn ...only the 'kitty' is a bengal tiger. ..............i wish i were back in high school.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:15 pm

lady cop wrote: i wish i were back in high school.
Granted. You're back in high school, zits braces and cliques abound!

I wish I could give DerWulf and Kensloft a big kiss for all the support! :yh_bigsmi

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:37 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're back in high school, zits braces and cliques abound!

I wish I could give DerWulf and Kensloft a big kiss for all the support! :yh_bigsmi
Granted, but forget Kensloft, I'm already puckered, I'll take Ken's too.:-4

I wish Lady Cop had been there in my high school :sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:42 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, but forget Kensloft, I'm already puckered, I'll take Ken's too.:-4

I wish Lady Cop had been there in my high school :sneaky:
yeah, i didn't have zits and braces either! LOL ...............um...............i wish i could sing like janis joplin.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:26 pm

lady cop wrote: yeah, i didn't have zits and braces either! LOL ...............um...............i wish i could sing like janis joplin.

Presto your a cat and someones tromped on your tail.

I wish I could move like a cat...