A priest and a rabbi were having lunch together in a local restaurant. Halfway through the meal, the priest leant across to the rabbi and asked him in lowered tones:
"Rabbi, we've known each other a few years now, have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi smiles slightly and nods.
"Well, as you know, in our religion, pork is an unclean animal, but seeing as you asked, yes, I have had pork on occasions."
"Did you like it?"
"yes, it wasn't bad."
A few minutes later, the rabbi leant across to the priest.
"Father, I've been honest with you - you be honest with me. Have you ever had a woman?"
The priest goes bright red and bursts out laughing.
"Well, as you know, as a man of God, by the vows I make I am supposed to remain celebate, but yes, I must admit I have sinned against God and man. I have had a woman."
"Did you like it?"
"Yes."
A few minutes later the rabbi leant across the table and whispered in his ear:
"Better than pork, eh!"
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Frederick wrote: A priest and a rabbi were having lunch together in a local restaurant. Halfway through the meal, the priest leant across to the rabbi and asked him in lowered tones:
"Rabbi, we've known each other a few years now, have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi smiles slightly and nods.
"Well, as you know, in our religion, pork is an unclean animal, but seeing as you asked, yes, I have had pork on occasions."
"Did you like it?"
"yes, it wasn't bad."
A few minutes later, the rabbi leant across to the priest.
"Father, I've been honest with you - you be honest with me. Have you ever had a woman?"
The priest goes bright red and bursts out laughing.
"Well, as you know, as a man of God, by the vows I make I am supposed to remain celebate, but yes, I must admit I have sinned against God and man. I have had a woman."
"Did you like it?"
"Yes."
A few minutes later the rabbi leant across the table and whispered in his ear:
"Better than pork, eh!"
Good one Fred!:D
"Rabbi, we've known each other a few years now, have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi smiles slightly and nods.
"Well, as you know, in our religion, pork is an unclean animal, but seeing as you asked, yes, I have had pork on occasions."
"Did you like it?"
"yes, it wasn't bad."
A few minutes later, the rabbi leant across to the priest.
"Father, I've been honest with you - you be honest with me. Have you ever had a woman?"
The priest goes bright red and bursts out laughing.
"Well, as you know, as a man of God, by the vows I make I am supposed to remain celebate, but yes, I must admit I have sinned against God and man. I have had a woman."
"Did you like it?"
"Yes."
A few minutes later the rabbi leant across the table and whispered in his ear:
"Better than pork, eh!"
Good one Fred!:D
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