Anglo/Irirsh tug of war

Frederick · Post by **Frederick** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:44 pm

The proposed tug of war match between Great Britain and Northern Ireland has had to be temporarily postponed - they couldn't find a length of rope long enough.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:51 pm

Hey Frederick...you're sharp as a knife tonight

Frederick · Post by **Frederick** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:14 pm

Bez wrote: Hey Frederick...you're sharp as a knife tonight

Thanks. As soon as people at work see me approach, they all say in unision:

"Oh no - not another Fred joke!" Which seemed an appropriate title for a book I began writing. It was to contain 1000 corny Fred jokes. I got it up to about four hundred but you've got to be in the right frame of mind, and you've got to catagorise them accordingly. I might carrry it through to completion one day. Writing a book is fairly straightforward: the hard thing is finding a publisher who's prepared to take a chance on an unknown with no track record. All my jokes are quite repeatable - I don't go for smut.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:29 pm

Frederick wrote: The proposed tug of war match between Great Britain and Northern Ireland has had to be temporarily postponed - they couldn't find a length of rope long enough.

Oh, VERY good!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl