Complete the Sentence

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:15 pm

A Karenina wrote: the trailer park. It would very romantic except for the __________.

(I thought it was stuck, so....)
except for the constant intrusion by the jerry springer show roadies.-----i thought it was stuck. so i sprayed it with WD-40._____________________whenever i see a police car in my rear-view mirror, i_________________________________

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:28 pm

lady cop wrote: except for the constant intrusion by the jerry springer show roadies.-----i thought it was stuck. so i sprayed it with WD-40._____________________whenever i see a police car in my rear-view mirror, i_________________________________
...start weaving side to side, and squeal my tires on the pavement at stop lights. The reaction from the cop is invariably________________________

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:38 pm

BabyRider wrote: ...start weaving side to side, and squeal my tires on the pavement at stop lights. The reaction from the cop is invariably________________________
...to drag your happy butt out of the car! _____________has anyone seen the ___________________ new FG logo? (fill in the blank)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:45 pm

lady cop wrote: .has anyone seen the interesting new FG logo?
Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:53 pm

Cass wrote: Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________
...trying to imitate Superman. I like to imitate______________________

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:57 pm

Cass wrote: Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________ constipated. -----------------i should go to sleep right now but______________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:07 am

BabyRider wrote: I like to imitate______________________ Richard Simmons when I do 'sweatin' to the Oldies'

Last time I did this I had a problem with ______________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:19 pm

blue wrote: flooding. After getting that mopped up I _____________________________ :p

Was so exhausted I crumpled to the couch with a bag of doritos, package of hostess twinkies, 3 pop tarts and a jug of Ma Tilly's root beer.

My stomach began to grumble so loud__________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:49 pm

Poof is good!

I have to go to bed now... see you in the morning lymi

minks wrote: Was so exhausted I crumpled to the couch with a bag of doritos, package of hostess twinkies, 3 pop tarts and a jug of Ma Tilly's root beer.

My stomach began to grumble so loud__________________ that it started an avalance and the whole mountain face came down on my house..... it was really really lucky that I had remembered to ___________

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:05 pm

Cass wrote:

that it started an avalance and the whole mountain face came down on my house..... it was really really lucky that I had remembered to ___________....put on clean underwear! I was dug out of my house shortly after by ________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:26 pm

blue wrote: two hunky firemen who________________

Who were fighting with each other to ________________ .

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:33 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: Who were fighting with each other to ________________ .
see who got to cut my clothes off when i had a heart attack and called 911. ____________________ EMBARRASSED....topic--firemen you know from work cutting your clothes off. and then you run into them in the convenience store two weeks later.....

oops...sorry, i digress.

Post by **kensloft** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:58 pm

rachelg wrote: beans, beans, the musical fruit!

Did I hear ____________________?

A space ship or did the pneumatic door close behind me.

Once upon a time there were___________________________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:41 am

see who got to cut my clothes off when i had a heart attack and called 911.
As I slipped into a trance I thought I heard

A space ship or did the pneumatic door close behind me.

Once upon a time there were

Little green men who liked to hide behind Paula's couch and steal her pickles.

They also are responsible for ________________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:53 am

koan wrote: Little green men who liked to hide behind Paula's couch and steal her pickles.

They also are responsible for ________________________

They also are responsible for leaving Paula's pickles at Koan's place.

Did she __________________ .

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:52 am

Suresh Gupta wrote:

Did she __________________ .
realize that there is a fine line between a pickle and a cucumber?

These questions weigh on my mind and I just can't stop _____________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:06 am

Cass wrote: realize that there is a fine line between a pickle and a cucumber?

These questions weigh on my mind and I just can't stop _____________________

this feeling of love for my cucumber.

Many people would say __________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:01 am

koan wrote: this feeling of love for my cucumber.

Many people would say __________________it's unhealthy... but I say.. pass the vinegarette and cut me some _____________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:38 pm

Cass wrote: it's unhealthy... but I say.. pass the vinegarette and cut me some _____________

slack.

It is so cold out there that______________________

(sorry Canadian mentality)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:40 pm

kensloft wrote:

It is so cold out there that______________________

I've had high-beams all day

thank goodness I remembered to ________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:09 pm

Cass wrote: thank goodness I remembered to ________________
wear my lambs wool underpants. They go with the latest fashion of _____________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:37 pm

koan wrote: wear my lambs wool underpants. They go with the latest fashion of _____________ "Sherpa wear" of kathmandu :-2 anyway, speaking of Nepal.. I am on my way up to base camp at 14,000 feet... there I expect to _____________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:58 pm

be woozy from the air.

Opening the door________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:46 pm

kensloft wrote: be woozy from the air.

Opening the door________________

Opening the door of heaven.

But Nepal is now _______________ .

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:13 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote:

But Nepal is now _______________ .
calling me back, it's in my blood.. I must continue my search for the elusive yeti, I feel that it is only a matter of time before ________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:38 pm

Cass wrote: calling me back, it's in my blood.. I must continue my search for the elusive yeti, I feel that it is only a matter of time before ________________

I feel that it is only a matter of time before I catch up with him.

And then we will __________________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:42 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: I feel that it is only a matter of time before I catch up with him.

And then we will __________________ .

find out what we're doing.

But when she/he ( no genderficatin around here. no siree) asked______________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:49 pm

kensloft wrote: find out what we're doing.

But when she/he ( no genderficatin around here. no siree) asked______________

But when she asked me to come and meet her family I declined.

She was _________________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:21 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: But when she asked me to come and meet her family I declined.

She was _________________ .

very telling.

Psycho analysis is something_______________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:29 pm

kensloft wrote:

Psycho analysis is something_______________________
that I avoid like the plague... I don't want anyone delving into my ____________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:45 pm

Cass wrote: that I avoid like the plague... I don't want anyone delving into my ____________________

underwear drawer. The good things in life_______________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:52 pm

koan wrote: underwear drawer. The good things in life_______________
cost big bucks!!! get that free stuff away from me it can only lead to _________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:58 pm

Cass wrote: get that free stuff away from me it can only lead to _________________

garage sales. My pockets aren't big enough for ___________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:01 pm

koan wrote: garage sales. My pockets aren't big enough for ___________________
picking. In fact, pick pockets leave me alone and _________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:52 pm

Cass wrote: In fact, pick pockets leave me alone and _________________
ask me if I need a cigarette or spare change. Maybe they think I'm homeless because _______________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:54 pm

koan wrote: ask me if I need a cigarette or spare change. Maybe they think I'm homeless because _______________________
I push a shopping cart with all my worldly belongings in it..... really I just like shopping carts and hey, they are free for the taking.... sometimes _______________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:59 pm

Cass wrote: I push a shopping cart with all my worldly belongings in it..... really I just like shopping carts and hey, they are free for the taking.... sometimes _______________

I sit on top of the cart and pretend I am Noah looking for land. I don't know why the police _________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:35 pm

koan wrote: I sit on top of the cart and pretend I am Noah looking for land. I don't know why the police _________________
harass me about that? it's not like I am causing trouble for anyone ~ well ~ except that time I had a bum cart with the one wheel that spins and I hit a parked Jeep Cherokee. Wow does that bring back some memories.... I remember it like it was yesterday..... _________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:57 pm

Cass wrote: harass me about that? it's not like I am causing trouble for anyone ~ well ~ except that time I had a bum cart with the one wheel that spins and I hit a parked Jeep Cherokee. Wow does that bring back some memories.... I remember it like it was yesterday..... _________________
actually, it WAS yesterday. The Cherokee was silver and reflected the sidewalk so clearly I didn't know it was there. Luckily I had some tin foil in my cart so I could cover the scratches. As I was quickly wheeling away ___________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:31 pm

koan wrote: aAs I was quickly wheeling away ___________________
That damn wonky wheel on the cart got stuck again and the whole thing capsized, I cut my forehead on the pavement and as I lay there noticed the shiny black shoes of a police officer standing before me, I looked up and he did not look friendly, he ______________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:59 pm

Cass wrote: I looked up and he did not look friendly, he ______________________
started writing me a ticket when, suddenly, his tummy grumbled. Seeing a bag of Doritos in my cart, I tried to bribe him but _______________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:07 pm

koan wrote: started writing me a ticket when, suddenly, his tummy grumbled. Seeing a bag of Doritos in my cart, I tried to bribe him but _______________________

he said he was on the new donut diet and doritos were too fattening. I was fascinated to know_________________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:24 pm

kensloft wrote: I was fascinated to know_________________________
that he only eats the holes :-2 anyway, he suddenly took pity on me and did not give me the ticket after all. I continued on my way.. just me and my wonky wheeled shopping cart, the next thing I remember is ___________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:53 pm

Cass wrote: that he only eats the holes :-2 anyway, he suddenly took pity on me and did not give me the ticket after all. I continued on my way.. just me and my wonky wheeled shopping cart, the next thing I remember is ___________
seeing a bright light and blacking out. I woke up to the sight of an alien smoking a strange smelling cigarette and saying____________________

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Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:03 pm

koan wrote: smoking a strange smelling cigarette and saying____________________
"Dude ~ where's my car?" to which I tried to reply but my throat had gone dry... who was this Alien and why was he talking to me? It all came back to me in a flash... the table, the bright lights and the anal probe.

I quickly rose to my feet and ___________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:12 pm

Cass wrote: "Dude ~ where's my car?" to which I tried to reply but my throat had gone dry... who was this Alien and why was he talking to me? It all came back to me in a flash... the table, the bright lights and the anal probe.

I quickly rose to my feet and ___________________

remembered the last time this happened.

Right there and then I_________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:17 pm

kensloft wrote: remembered the last time this happened.

Right there and then I_________________

Then I woke up.

It was another long ___________________ .

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:23 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: Then I woke up.

It was another long ___________________ .

tunnel that stood before me in the darkness. A strange creature arrived and said he would show me how to get to _________________________

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